Random Panel: Bad ideas for moving companies


(From "Strange Tales" number 1, 1951.)

14 Responses to Random Panel: Bad ideas for moving companies

  1. Avatar John says:

    “Guaranteed delivery, dead or alive! (But, admittedly, preferably dead)”

  2. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    “Henry, our dog had all of its blood when we started the move, didn’t we?”

  3. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    “Whatever you do, don’t invite the movers in!!”

  4. Avatar DJ says:

    “What do you mean you can’t move our large supply of garlic?! This is an outrage!”
    “Those moves are driving me batty!”

  5. Avatar DJ says:


  6. Avatar Bael says:

    For when you absolutely, positively, have to get it there in the dead of night.

  7. Avatar John says:

    “We Move It All!*”

    “*legal disclaimer: claims to move ‘all’ do not include some kitchen items, such as garlic or wooden skewers, nor does it include personal religious items, such vials of holy water, crucifixes, or life size cardboard stand ups of the Pope.”

  8. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    He’s not a mover. He’s a bill collector for Bank of America.

  9. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    [singing]: “Fangs for the memories”

  10. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Remember: trust the League of Vampires when there’s a lot at stake.

  11. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    I’m impressed by the custom work on his suit that can allow a massive pair of batlike wings to protrude form his back without ruffling his jacket!

  12. Avatar Neil Leslie says:

    Remember, call the League of Vampires movers, and you won’t be coffin up a lot of money.

  13. Avatar Jester says:

    “If you have any problems with our services, such as broken or missing items, an overabundance of flying vermin, or workers spontaneously bursting into flame upon contact with direct sunlight, contact our CEO Drake Cula!”

  14. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    The problem with Vampire Movers is their employees are always taking coffin breaks.