The sound of yellow

My first guess upon hearing "tinkle" in a bar where two men are about to try and kill each other would be that I'm experiencing the sound of someone about to need a new pair of chaps, but I'd be wrong:


I don't care how much fine china he hurls, there's nothing scary about a man with feet that small, stuffed into high-heeled cowboy boots, mounted by highwater, rolled-cuff blue jeans. Combine that with a "threat" to "throw lead" with, one assumes, the same limp-wristed lack of athleticism as the glass in question, and I think involuntary bladder-loosening is the last thing we have to worry about. Laughter, yes. Wetting pants with a "tinkle" sound, no.

4 Responses to The sound of yellow

  1. DJ says:

    It looks like the cowboy in white that is the background is peeing…long distance peeing. (THE NEXT GREAT OLYMPIC SPORT!)

  2. TheNate says:

    Is that Walrus Man in the background? Because it looks like Walrus Man.

  3. Danny Beaty says:

    You’ve never heard of a “pee” shooter?

  4. Gero says:

    What else do you expect from a guy named after a kind of underwear?