Put on your Funny Hats, folks, because it's time once again for the HeroMachine "Win A Free Custom Illustration" Caption Contest! Your challenge for this week is to come up with the best, funniest dialog for this panel:
If you do, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) by professional artist Jeff Hebert! OK, that's me, but it sounds better if I refer to myself in the third person. The rules are:
- No more than three entries per person;
- Keep it clean, something that would get past the censors for a broadcast TV sitcom for instance only, you know, actually funny;
- Make your entry in the comments to this post.
That's it! Oh, since there are two dialog balloons in this one, be sure to indicate which line goes with which, like so:
Big Guy: I will love him and pet him and I will call him George!
Pimple Guy: Why did we let Steinbeck write a comic book?!
Now get busy with the funny!
BG: Finally, the first head I’ve had since the fire.
PG: *cough*not consensual*cough*
BG: SHARKS!
PG: JETS!
BG: Must…Shake…Baby sized object.
PG: Dear God it’s Rabies Hitter, nanny from Hell.
Rock guy: “Mrmrgh! Me want star Hercaloid movie.”
Whitey: “Hey, I’m not your agent, I’m just a living pus bag.”
Balloon1: “Cookies and milk must be together.”
Balloon2: “Erk! That’s not what the commercials…ulp! You’re…soaking…me…up.”
BG: ROCK BEAT STUPID PAPER!!
LG: End it, Scissors!
or
BG: Me no like Big Nose Man!
LG: Don’t hate the Shnoz..!
or
BG: Leggo my Eggo!! Leggo my Eggo!!
LG: Must… swallow… or FAIL!
1)BG: I’ll get you, sucker!
LG: All-day sucker, it seems.
1. Lost your head?
2.(head)Haha very “punny”
1.(Big guy) Stand back or..or…I will..
2.(head) HEADBUTT YOU!
1.(BG)ME WANT CANDY NOW!
2.(Head)I AM NOT A PEZ DISPENSER!
1.
BG: “Why you little…”
PG: “Aauugh”
2.
BG: “This birday helium balloon sucks.”
PG: “Hey, its the only work i could get!”
3.
BG: “Fun?”
PG: “No”
1)(big one): I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED THE GREEN ONE¡
2)(head): OK honey but daddy needs to get the wallet first, and daddy can’t do it if he is being sofocated by you
Big Guy: OBAMA SMASH LITTLE REPUBLICAN!
Little Guy: *gasp* We can still win in Iraq…
BG: What you mean my chalk stone henge not ‘art’?
LG: No! *ulp* I said ‘its a start’!
1. Big guy: Why so sad?
Head: I ain’t got nobody!
2. Big guy: Give me your wallet!
Head: No legs, no pants, no wallet!
3. Big guy: NOW do you surrender?
Head: No, I’m too headstrong!
Big guy: “Stay back! Don’t come any closer, or I’ll put his head back on.”
Head guy: “Well don’t look at me, I don’t no if he’s serious.”
B1: NINJAS!
B2: PIRATES!
1. Give…me…head!
2. Too…literal!
1
Stonehenge: Stonehenge not like Birthday gift ballon man sent…
Ballon Man: How was I supposed to know you were a girl?
2
Stonehenge: Squeezing Balloon Man good for stress
Balloon Man: Oh, and what about MY stress?
3
Stonhenge: Gah, Balloon Man farted!!!
Ballon Man: Bwah hah hah hah, can you smell it, the stench…of Victory!!!
I would like to replace my third enty with this one if I may…..
Big guy: “Stay back! Don’t come any closer. I’m not afraid to use this!”
Head guy: “Um…Bang!? Bang!?? I don’t know.”
(BG) Finally I have found a new club!!!
(LG) When they said I was hard headed this isn’t what they meant!
Big Man: Me kill puny human.
Pus Guy: You already are try i tick tack.
Big Man: Hahahaha
Pus Man: I said dont let it go to your head not mine
1. BG: WHAT YOU MEAN, ME HAVE BAD COMPLEXION?!
LG: *cough* I’M not gonna have any complexion if you dont let go!
2. BG: ME LOVE BLIND DATE! KISS ME, YOU FOOL!!!
LG: GAH! Curse you, eHarmony.com!
BG:Are you going in? I’m getting impatient!
LG:Curse you, Roughface! I’m DEFINITELY NOT going there!
balloon 1 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him
balloon 2 You don’t know me
balloon 1 : Mom’s Bigfoot, dad’s the Thing
balloon 2: OK got it!
balloon 1: Where’s Carmen Sandiego?
balloon 2: San Diego?
Big Guy: This Damn pimple won’t Pop!!
Pimple Guy: Stop Squeezing me!!
Big man: “I shall best thee by the power of the sword!!”
little man: “I’m not a sword, you twit! unhand me!”