Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!
To recap, the rules are:
1. Keep it clean — submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
2. No more than three entries per person.
3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
1) BEE!
2) HEY! Why did you pinch me!
3) Retractable claws! RETRACTABLE CLAWS!
Vampires still need parachuuuuuuuutes!
Daddy!
1.Belly Flop!!!
2.I believe I can fly!
3.Get in my Belly!!!
I vote for Rick’s right here! 🙂
Feel the fury of Tae-Bo!
It’s not a purse it’s a courier bag!
These are great, guys, very impressive! Keep up the good work, let’s get more good ones in here!
Fool! You can’t hide your hair from me!!!
Leggo my Eggo!
Doomed Pixel wins….end of story.
1. HELP! MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!
2. OMG! You can shoot red ships from your eyes?
3. This is going to hurt!
1 – Mr. T, I’m Gonna Eat You!
2 – I Love Bald Ones!
3 – Sorry For That Daddy!
Mail Call!
I hope the airbags deploy!
Leeeroyyyyy Jennnkinsss!
“What’s wit you mon, you fire a robot droid at a Jamaican vampire?”
“Ugh! I can’t see! Wear a toupee! Wear a toupee!”
“See? I flossed, just like you told me to.”
1.I should of never bet my wings!
2.So this is what falling 1000 feet feels like.
3.Batform activate!! Dang it didn’t work.
1-Rude Boy! I ain’t Predator, mon!
2-FLAME ON!!! Wait a minute….
3-WORST JIMMY SNUKA IMPRESSION…ever!
Fear my over-bite!
I thought it was the door to the restroom!
1. Oh crap I for got my parachuuuuuuuuuuute.
2. DADDY!
3. I am immortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
1- BIG HUG!
2- Bloody shatterproof glass
3- Fear the frills of my bag of DOOM!
1. “Jumanji!!!”
2. “I said,’no extensions!'”
3. “The purse was a gift from my mother!”
1. “RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!”
2. “HUG ME, YOU FOOL!
3. “na-nana nana-nananananananana… BATMAN!”
I CALLED THE LAST DONUT!
1. Cannon Balllll!
2. KAAAAAAHHHHHHN!
3. SPOOOOOON!
MLS – you can never go wrong with a Kirk-ism…
Fathers for justice!
“The Harlem Batman strikes again!”
Body Slam
Here i come….To hug you
move over spider man
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!!!
Why yes, these are bugle boys I’m wearing.
It’s called a satchel you bastard
I feel pretty!
Tag! You’re it!
And I thought it tickled down there on a roller coaster!
(in the spirit of heromachine itself…)
Panel: Rastafarian Pterodactyl Man Lives!
give me an A, give me an N………
Look Ma, No hands!
Rasta-pire Attack!
Look out below!
1) Hulk SMA… oh… wait…
2) COWABUNGA!
3) #$@!?*!!!
It’s called a SATCHEL!!!
JAZZ HANDS!!…
Stupid Moreau!!! You forgot the wings!!!
I SAID I WAS NEVER IN THRILLER!!!!
This is the last time I fly coach!!!!
I feel my hidious, grotesque face is a nice contrast to my bulging, rippling body, you jerk!
1. Those aren’t spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers
2. Hey! I wanna talk to you about becoming a Jehovah’s Witness.
3. DOG PILE!!!!!!!!
REMEMBER ME?!
1. I believe I can fly!
2. MY COOKIE!!!
3. Mommy always loved ME best!
It’s too late They are aware of our position. *GET DOWN Now!!!*