Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!
Rule number 1 will be a challenge this week but I'm sure you all can pull it off. To recap, the rules are:
- Keep it clean -- submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
- No more than three entries per person.
- Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
-Hey! Purple isn’t my color! I prefer the blacks and the whites, they make my eyes stand out…
-Gross! Next time warn me before you shoot a martian with your ray gun!
-Hey, what the heck! I love Lucy my butt! I quit!
-I’m sorry sweetie. The jar of Jam just slipped out of my hand.
First baloon: “Cut! Cut! Cut! Damn it, Wally. He’s supposed to throw the WHOLE pie at my face. Not just the fruit filling at the back of my neck.”
Second balloon: “What do you want, he’s a chimp.”
COVER YOUR NOSE! I HATE ALIEN SNOT!
First balloon: “As you can see, Dr. Hye Jinks has squirted me with highly toxic, biohazzard goo. If you look closely, you can start to see my skin begin to bubble.”
Second balloon: “That’s right folks. Now you can get an extreme makeover in your own take home bottle, if you act now.”
“Eaugh! What is that hideous stuff? Get it off of me!”
“Sorry, ma’am. I think it’s called ‘purple’.”
Lucille Look-a-like: What?!? You don’t like Vitameatavegamin?
Off-Panel: *Barfing Noise*
Balloon 1: Dammit, Pac-Man, I TOLD you about letting the purple ghosts out!
Balloon 2: They were trying to eat me!
“Ed, for goodness sake, control that thing!”
“What the… I said I wanted a PBJ sandwich, where’s the damn peanut butter??”
“Jelly on the top…”
“Barney! How many times have I told you…”
Oh my god. I laughed out loud at Rick’s!
“Watch where you’re stomping those grapes!”
“Uhh, there not grapes.”
Girl: Erwin, are you sure the “Blueberry Pie Avenger” is the best super hero theme you can come up with?
Off-panel: These are the ONLY powers the mutant pie gave me!
I can only think of inappropriate entries. Sorry.
Entry 1 (in recognition of I love lucy):
Woman: RICARDO! When I said I wante dfruit on my head, I meant I wanted to play Carmen Miranda in your new show!
Off panel: Trust-a-me baby, this is better for both of us!
Entry 2 (in recognition of Mars Attacks and I love lucie)):
Lucie: Ricardo! When you said you were an alien, I thought you meant ‘illegal’, not ‘martian’.
Off panel: Please! Turn.. off… folk… music…
Entry 3 (in recognition of toilet humour, which is pretty much the same as I lvoe lucie):
Lucie: EEEWWWWW! RICARDO! For the last time, stop being cheap and just call a plumber!
Off panel: Sorry baby! Purple, eh? What-a you bin cooking for me?
Woman: This is what I get for volunteering on pudding day at the retirement home…
Off-panel: Ha ha!
“Quit messing with my black and white world!”
B1: Oh my God! Ronald just shot Grimace!!
B2: Mmm, McJelly?
Balloon1: “Ewww, gross! I told you to leave those things alone.”
Balloon2: “Sorry, but they were all out of Preperation-H.”
1- I told you I could squeeze your head like a grape.
2- … ouch!
First balloon: Papa Smurf, you always get too excited!
Second balloon: I’m sorry.
Oh no! Jelly Man!
Ha, take that, now you will be all sticky!
1stB- “Aaah, its the suicide Blackcurrants. WE’RE DOOMED!
2ndB- “Go Go go”
Caption 1 – “Jelly Baby, I said not in the microwave…”
Caption 2 – “Ping!”
Lucy: I hate working at Area 51. Bob always gets into trouble with these dissections.
Off Panel: Help Me!
B1:I told you you couldn’t drink 18 lbs. of grape juice without barfing..
B2: Well *burp* At least it’s healthy for me
B1:Well that’s one less McDonald Land cookie.
B1: I probably shouldn’t have married Barney if this is what was goin to happen after drinking all night.
1. On screen: Oh god! I put the roast to bed and the baby in the oven!
Off screen: LUCY! You got some ‘splainin to do!!!
2.On: Now that blackberry pie didn’t turn out well at all.
Of: LUCY! What do you have to say for yourself?