Caption Contest 12: Vegetarian revenge

The last few panels might not have been the best for good lines, so this week I'm offering you a choice. The best caption for either of these two panels wins a free custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). Hopefully one of the two at least will appeal to you and inspire something great. And even though there are two panels, there will be just one winner -- whatever caption is funniest wins, with the other panel doomed to a captionless existence forever. How sad!

Here's your first option:

Alien Carnivorous Plants

A sample caption might be "I said do NOT feed the animals to the plants!"

And here's the second one:

The background music of a hail of gunfire

A sample caption here might be:

Balloon1: I think this faux finish bullet hole motif is gonna look great in this room!!
Balloon2: I wonder what "faux" means?

As always, the rules are 1) keep it suitable for a broadcast sitcom, 2) a limit of three entries per person, and 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!