Caption Contest 7: The Grapplers

It's time for your weekly chance to win your very own professional custom black and white illustration! All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this comic book panel:

Grappling

Leave your entry in the comments below, noting which dialog balloon gets which line. For instance:

ThoughtBalloon: I knew Group Hug Day at the Barbarian Retreat was a bad idea ...

Good luck, and keep the great entries coming!

42 Responses to Caption Contest 7: The Grapplers

  1. The Big Sexy says:

    Green Guy: Oh well, at least I saved money by switching to Geico.

  2. Jester says:

    ThoughtBalloon: “Curses! I’ve been infected by the Jolly Green Hobos!!! …who, for future reference, are not so jolly…”

  3. Blacksheep says:

    well…sir we have some good news and some bad news.the good news is that you won a free cat,but the bad news the cat got shaved,now theres a hairless cat running around.so the good news is that you got 75$ for it.the bad news is we droped in the fireplace and its now ashes.Well….. the good news is that i saved a hole bunch of money by switching to gieco!!!!!!!

  4. Blacksheep says:

    GROUP HUG!!! GUYS YOU SQUEEZE HARD {GIGGLES}

  5. Spethyes says:

    greendude:[SOBBING]
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHATS WRONG
    greendude:MY GIRL FRIEND LEFT ME!!![STARTS SOBBING AGAIN]
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:WHO IS SHE??
    greendude:WONDER WOMAN
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:OUCH!!GUYS I THINKK SOMBODY NEEDS A HUG
    greendude:WHO ME!! REALLY…..PLEASE DON`T HUG ME!!!!
    WIERD COLOR DUDES:[START GETTING CLOSER TO HIM]
    greendude:NOOOOO!!!!!
    WONDER WOMAN:HONEY, WHATS WRONG!!!

  6. Ashton Jakobson says:

    “When will these people learn that just because I’m in the greenbean commercials, it does not make me edible!”

  7. Ashton Jakobson says:

    “Alright, thats it! These environmentalists have gone too far this time!”

  8. Ashton Jakobson says:

    “Jeeze, everyone is staring at me, I knew I shouldn’t have taken a nap in that tanning bed!”

  9. John says:

    “Prison is not as much fun as they said it would be.”

  10. Dan Burns says:

    “Hulk look good but no like golden boys crowding him. HULK SMASH!”

    (somebody had to do the Hulk line 😉 )

  11. Dan Burns says:

    And just because…

    “I sooo envy these guys and their golden hue.”

  12. Frankie says:

    Thought balloon: “Please, oh please stab me with that sword. I don’t think I’m going to like what the Green Gladiators have in store for me. Waaahhh!

  13. Frankie says:

    Thought balloon: “Oh crap! Why did I tell my drunken frat brothers that I’ve never been circumcised?….Mommy!”

  14. Rob Rogers says:

    “Kermit was right. It really isn’t easy being green.”

  15. Sean says:

    Unh.. too big!

  16. cybersavant says:

    Billy Ray: ‘When they advertised Mud Wrestling Championship, this is NOT what i had in mind!’

  17. Count Libido says:

    Boy I sure hope it’s that guy’s sword I can feel back there…

  18. Blacksheep says:

    guys i yold you a millon times im not Michle Jackson!!!!
    really[the greeen dude gets kicked in the balls]owwwww!!
    [greendude made a michle jackson noise]ok, maybe i am…………………..

  19. Alea Mori says:

    greenman:tralalalalalalalalal!!oh look the last Moutian Dew Code Red!!!
    agolddude:nooooo!!! everybody attack!!!!
    greenman:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
    to be couintinue…

  20. Jeff Hebert says:

    Just to be clear here, you only get to fill in dialog for the number of balloons there are in the panel. In this case, there’s only the one thought balloon …

  21. John D says:

    This wasn’t in the training…but, I like tight butts and I cannot lie!!!!

  22. Jeff Hebert says:

    Another reminder, please keep the entries appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom, please.

  23. Jason says:

    Green man’s thought: Note to self: use the gold skin paint tomorrow, not green.

  24. Chris L. says:

    “This isn’t like the Axe commercials at all!!”

  25. DAn says:

    Dewd: Ok, this is beyond a joke. get off or-or i swear i’m gonna grit my shiny teeth. Don’t touch my girly hair! AGH!

  26. Jake F. says:

    Green dude: I..I promise President Bush told me I could push the big green button. Who knew nuclear fallout turns people green.

  27. Jason Thomas says:

    Balloon: Leave me alone. I don’t have an asparagus problem!

  28. LiveWyre14 says:

    Green Guy: Go to the Emerald City they said. See the wizard they said. Damn munchkins…

  29. The Imp says:

    Balloon:

    “Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away…”

  30. Loki says:

    waen I siad grop hug I didn’t mean everyone in the room!

  31. Kaiju says:

    Green GuY: Man that febreeze doesent smell THAT good…Does it?

  32. Troggy says:

    Thought Balloon: Dammit, these Comic-Con purists are brutal! I should have put more thought into my Hulk costume, and *why* in God’s name did I call the character “David” Banner??

  33. AJ says:

    AAAAHHHH Help!! Lepers!

  34. Lin says:

    How’s a guy supposed to get his daily dose of sunlight to stay nice and green when the beach is always this crowded

  35. Kitsunesama says:

    ThoughtBalloon: Grandpa’s Idea about a life insurance doesn’t look like a bad idea now.

  36. Cameron Malcher says:

    Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!

  37. Cameron Malcher says:

    Oops – to correct the previous entry;

    Thoughtbaloon:Damn these L.A. cops! A traffic violation doesn’t deserve this!

  38. Cameron Malcher says:

    Thoughtballoon: Why’s he got a camera..? Oh this better not end up on YouTube!

  39. JudasFm says:

    Thought balloon: Barbarian repellent my keister!

  40. Frankie says:

    Thought balloon: ” ‘Just tell them you’re Brittany Spears’ newest husband.’ he said. Now I’ll never get into this club.”

  41. Silver Streak says:

    Apparently the hulk set a trend that every one wants

  42. Cameron Malcher says:

    Thoughtballoon: THIS is the LYNX effect?!?