Here's your weekly Caption Contest challenge:
I'm starting a new rule this week -- no more than three entries per person per contest.
The prize for the winning entry is a free custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason). To enter, make a comment below containing the dialog you would put in this scene. For example:
Top Word Balloon: Welcome back to "Dancing With the Undead Stars!" I'm your hostess, Draculette. Before the break,
Middle Word Balloon:poor Clark here gave quite a tasty performance, but he's just been voted off.
Bottom Word Balloon: Permanently.
Put on those thinking caps and come up with your best funny line and you too could win your very own professional illustration!
top word balloon:Ahhh, fresh Blood!just a minute isnt this bob the cleaner!
Middle word balloon:oh my god what have i done.Mr Draculas going to be so furious!
Bottom word balloon:err im glad i had a old tradditional vampire affair with him,Mr Draculas crap!
Ballon 1 “What! Can’t a girl even get a bite without someone taking a picture!”
Ballon 2 “Damn paparazzi! Leave me alone!”
Ballon 3 “I’ll sue you!”
1: The doctor said I had to get more fruits in my diet.
2: Now I eat adam’s apples and neck-tarines everyday!
What officer? No no, he’s fine.
All I did was smile and he passed right out.It’s kinda disturbing how often this happens, actually.
Wish I knew why.
1: After a heavy meal of blood and flesh, my breath is a little less than fresh!
2: That’s why I chew Rigor-Mentos…
3: …the death maker!
1. Shoot. Every time we look like getting to third base he passes out.
2. I’ve gotta get him one o them nasal sprays…
3. HEY CARLA! LARRY’S DONE IT AGAIN! GET THE CAR BATTERY, THE HAIR MOUSSE AND THE 9 IRON!
First word balloon: Dang! Every time it’s the same darn thing. Tastes . . .
Second word balloon: Like . . .
B1: Come on already! Why can’t I get a break from you cops?
B2: [Maybe if I talk in third person I can scare them away!]
B3: LINDSEY LOHAN ALREADY WENT TO REHAB!!!!
1. Have you ever tried overpowering a grown man in a strapless, backless, high cut dress?
2. Verachi evening wear protects your modesty against all probability.
3. Call now!
*lol* while my initial entry is probably funnier when you visualise it, the first balloon should probably have read “…overpowering a grown man while wearing a strapless…”
1. I knew those kryptonite teeth implants would come in handy.
2. today, Superman, tomorrow….
3. THE WORLD!
1: This guy’s colour coordinating his hair with his suit,
2: and you call me an inhuman monster.
1: I’m not a psychopath! I’m a vampire!
2: No you’re not!
3: Shut up!
First balloon: “No! What have you done? You killed him. He was going to correct my inscisors. I can’t get on America’s Next Top Model looking like this!”
Second balloon: “Without my looks, I’ll have to rely on my brains and personality.”
Third balloon: “And I’m a blonde!”
balloon 1: I can’t freakin believe this!
balloon 2: They put peanut butter in my chocolate!
balloon 3: Hmmmmmmm……
First balloon: I am here to say that there aren’t enough bloodthirsty, undead, demonic creature of the night…
Second balloon: …with an unquenchable lust for gore…
Third balloon: …so VOTE REPUBLICAN!!
First Balloon: “Yes I killed him! I had no choice! He was going to cancel my DirecTv and switch back to cable! With DirecTv having way more HD channels than cable…”
Second Balloon: “…I would have rather *died*…”
Third Balloon: “…(again)…”
1: What?! Are you seriously trying to tell me that I have to pay a 15% gratuity for him?
2: Your service was so slow, I couldn’t wait; he was supposed to be dessert! I want to speak to a manager!
3: mumbles *See if I ever eat here again!*
1..this is a job I can really sink my teeth into..
3..another chipped tooth…