Caption Contest 5: Chimps and Androids!

The person who can come up with the best dialog posted to the comments below for the following comic book panel will win a free black and white custom illustration of his or her choice by yours truly. So put on that thinking cap and start with the jokes already!

Caption Contest 5

Be sure to indicate who is saying what in your submission. For example:

Chimp: See, I told you, all you have to do to get this monkey off your back was to take me to see the "Ya Ya Sisterhood" movie marathon!
Android: Just please tell me those are tears I feel streaming down my neck ...

Good luck! I got a bit behind on the winner from last week but I'm working on it now, and will post it as soon as it's done.