“Hey, run this down to Bob in Accounting. Just don’t ask about …”
“Ask about what?”
“Um. Anything, really. You’ll know.”
That first moment when your power awakens is … well. It’s better than the best sex you’ve ever had, better than winning the lottery, better than that time you were right in the argument with your wife. Of course that last one literally will never happen, so it’s not a high hurdle but still, it’s pretty awesome. They call it “Seeing the Light” and in Revis’ case it was literally true.
“I ordered a LOW FAT latte!”
A day late, but I present to you Maku the Magical Monster Merchant. Who unfortunately cannot bear to part with any of the beasts in his menagerie, as they’re all far sweeter than myth has made them.
One dashes in and out to worry their foes’ hamstrings (or hams if the opportunity arises) and the other covers their escape in a cloud of noxious gas. They are … POOT & SCOOT!
His students hate him. His wife hates him. His tailor, butcher, cobbler, and housemaid hate him. He neither cares nor knows, for each of them is in their proper place — beneath him.
Fresh from a successful mission explaining to Wonder Woman the role of the Greek pantheon in modern comics life, Mansplainer is now on his way to tell you exactly what it is you’re doing wrong, ladies. You’re welcome.
And now for something completely different.