Caption Contest #94

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (April 24th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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12 Responses to Caption Contest #94

  1. CantDraw says:

    1. I swear the gun and knife were here when I broke through the window.
    2. I’m not a mutant, I just eat a lot of blueberries.
    3. Why are you still pointing those nasty guns at me…I’m giving you the international sign for “Gee, I’m just an naive, innocent little girl who doesn’t know what’s going on.”

  2. Herr D says:

    1. Ooh! A rave! Where’s the music?
    2. Hey! Eyes up here!
    3. Don’t you have any other colors?

  3. Drinkfluid says:

    1. “Ok, why can I see your lasers? This room is completely smoke-free!”
    2. “When I heard about ‘Laser Colouring’, I thought it was going to be quicker…”

  4. Treasure Hunter says:

    1. By show of hands, do you think I should go with Gale or Peeta?
    2. Is this because I offered to turn into Wonder Woman?
    3. Let me change into something more constable.

  5. Rekulhs Nathe says:

    1. Umm, check please!
    2. Sorry wrong room.
    3. Hi

  6. The Atomic Punk says:

    Oh… do NOT disturb.

  7. The Atomic Punk says:

    2. You flatter me!

    3. So this mutant walks into an ambush…

  8. Katmir says:

    1) “Bad boys – Bad boys – Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”
    2) “Don’t I LOOK like a superhero? I’m wearing your team colors!”
    3) “Hey, YouTube! Which gamer girl got SWAT-ted? THIS girl!”

  9. LoneWolf6155 says:

    I don’t suppose I can convince you guys that you’re looking for another armed blue mutant?

  10. Jack Zelger says:

    “Uh… hey, fellas! Anybody a fan of Jennifer Lawrence? How about Rebecca Romijn?”

  11. Steve says:

    1. “Okay, okay! I’ll order the large pepperoni WITH anchovies!”
    2. “Seriously, guys, do I look like somebody called ‘Aunt May’?!”

  12. ams says:

    “Watch your dots , boys…this is a family show….”