Caption Contest #87

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Feb 15th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.


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16 Responses to Caption Contest #87

  1. Avatar The Atomic Punk

    Stop the insanity!

  2. Avatar The Atomic Punk

    Such is the fate of Mannequin #32!

  3. Avatar The Atomic Punk

    Performance Art! (Did we at least break even?)

  4. OMG… theres a thirty-two on your ass

  5. That Guy: TouchΓ©.

    (apologies to James Therber)

  6. Off with your head!!!

  7. Avatar Treasure Hunter

    That’ll teach you to cover your cough!

  8. momma had a baby and it’s head popped off!

  9. Avatar William A. Peterson

    “Crybabies like you are Always losing your head over something!” πŸ˜‰

  10. 1. My Michonne impersonation–wait, IS THIS A REAL SWORD?
    2. You voted for WHO?
    3. I don’t CARE how much you saved on car insurance!

  11. PrimeLionstar PrimeLionstar

    1. WHAT did you just say about my Christmas fruitcake?!?

    2. Who’s losing their head NOW?

    3. Can you do me a favor? How sharp would you say this is?

  12. MurrImAButterfly MurrImAButterfly

    “Oh crap…I don’t think this how Houdini did it…”
    “Behold! The woman who _can_ lose her head and laugh about it later!”
    “Note to self: don’t use a real katana when pretending to be Jackie Chan.”*
    *’Jackie Chan’ can also be replaced with the following: Ichigo; James Bond; Deadpool; a kick-ass prince(ss) warrior; Erza Scarlet; Grell.

  13. “Just a little off the top, right?”

  14. “This is real cutthroat business.”

  15. Avatar Richard DeRemer

    This is for cutting in line ahead of me!!!!!!!!!

    32, you are NOT the answer to ultimate question. So, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

    Man, they sure didn’t lie about these Ginsu knives cutting through anything.

  16. “I have just the thing for your lower back problem.”