Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:
Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Feb 15th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.
Stop the insanity!
Such is the fate of Mannequin #32!
Performance Art! (Did we at least break even?)
OMG… theres a thirty-two on your ass
That Guy: Touché.
(apologies to James Therber)
Off with your head!!!
That’ll teach you to cover your cough!
momma had a baby and it’s head popped off!
“Crybabies like you are Always losing your head over something!” 😉
1. My Michonne impersonation–wait, IS THIS A REAL SWORD?
2. You voted for WHO?
3. I don’t CARE how much you saved on car insurance!
1. WHAT did you just say about my Christmas fruitcake?!?
2. Who’s losing their head NOW?
3. Can you do me a favor? How sharp would you say this is?
“Oh crap…I don’t think this how Houdini did it…”
“Behold! The woman who _can_ lose her head and laugh about it later!”
“Note to self: don’t use a real katana when pretending to be Jackie Chan.”*
*’Jackie Chan’ can also be replaced with the following: Ichigo; James Bond; Deadpool; a kick-ass prince(ss) warrior; Erza Scarlet; Grell.
“Just a little off the top, right?”
“This is real cutthroat business.”
This is for cutting in line ahead of me!!!!!!!!!
32, you are NOT the answer to ultimate question. So, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Man, they sure didn’t lie about these Ginsu knives cutting through anything.
“I have just the thing for your lower back problem.”