Caption Contest #87

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week you have to replace all of the dialogue for this panel:

Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (Feb 15th) and All Entries Must Be PG-13.

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16 Responses to Caption Contest #87

  1. The Atomic Punk says:

    Stop the insanity!

  2. The Atomic Punk says:

    Such is the fate of Mannequin #32!

  3. The Atomic Punk says:

    Performance Art! (Did we at least break even?)

  4. DekkingDev says:

    OMG… theres a thirty-two on your ass

  5. Drinkfluid says:

    That Guy: TouchΓ©.

    (apologies to James Therber)

  6. Worf says:

    Off with your head!!!

  7. Treasure Hunter says:

    That’ll teach you to cover your cough!

  8. kjackson says:

    momma had a baby and it’s head popped off!

  9. William A. Peterson says:

    “Crybabies like you are Always losing your head over something!” πŸ˜‰

  10. Herr D says:

    1. My Michonne impersonation–wait, IS THIS A REAL SWORD?
    2. You voted for WHO?
    3. I don’t CARE how much you saved on car insurance!

  11. PrimeLionstar says:

    1. WHAT did you just say about my Christmas fruitcake?!?

    2. Who’s losing their head NOW?

    3. Can you do me a favor? How sharp would you say this is?

  12. MurrImAButterfly says:

    “Oh crap…I don’t think this how Houdini did it…”
    “Behold! The woman who _can_ lose her head and laugh about it later!”
    “Note to self: don’t use a real katana when pretending to be Jackie Chan.”*
    *’Jackie Chan’ can also be replaced with the following: Ichigo; James Bond; Deadpool; a kick-ass prince(ss) warrior; Erza Scarlet; Grell.

  13. Skoul says:

    “Just a little off the top, right?”

  14. Skoul says:

    “This is real cutthroat business.”

  15. Richard DeRemer says:

    This is for cutting in line ahead of me!!!!!!!!!

    32, you are NOT the answer to ultimate question. So, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

    Man, they sure didn’t lie about these Ginsu knives cutting through anything.

  16. Frankie says:

    “I have just the thing for your lower back problem.”