Caption Contest #81

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week, well, it's Batman:

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Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (2nd November) and Must Be PG-13.

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #81

  1. 1. No more beans.
    2. Don’t look back at the explosion–gotta look cool. Don’t look–
    3. Where’d he hide the bom–!@#$%^

  2. William A. Peterson

    #1: “Just say NO to White Martians!”
    #2: “I TOLD J’onn that I was the better Detective… but he just wouldn’t listen!”

  3. …Is something burning?

  4. imbatman123459

    Chimichangas… Never again.

  5. And now off to the kitten adoption agency! SQUEEE! I’M COMING, MR. FLUFFYKINS!

  6. The Atomic Punk

    I don’t say “cheese!” I just wring my hands.

  7. 1. You’re fired.
    2. Amen.
    3. Ooh… flame war!

  8. “Now I’ll just tell the kid it was Tony Zucco.”

  9. 1. Am I on fire again? Be honest with me, Alfred.

    2. Is it getting hot in here or is it jus- AAAH! OH GOD!

    3. Did you see the size of that spider? This was the most logical course of action.

  10. 1. “Some people DON’T want to watch the world burn”

    2. “And they said I couldn’t kill Superman”

    3. “Deathstroke always told me I should pack more firepower” (get it, FIREpower, hehehe)

  11. 1. “ALFRED!!! Never cook when i’m not home”
    2 “Just got done using the toilet”
    3 “Date night Went Smoothly”

  12. 1) “Hold on, I have a good caption for this… wait… hold on… nope dammit I lost it.”

    2) “How I got myself trapped into this situation, I do not know. What I do know is that when I get black out drunk with my friends, things get reeeeally hot in some way shape or form.”

    3) “Hey. No. Shut up, Alfred. I. AM. NOT. OVERSENSITIVE. EVER. OKAY, ALFRED?!?!?!?!?!”

  13. MurrImAButterfly MurrImAButterfly

    1) “Last time I leave Flash alone with Robin ever again.”
    2) “Be cool through the pain, Bruce…Ignore the flames on your ass….”
    3) “I am never letting Deadpool fight the Joker for me again…”

  14. The Atomic Punk

    I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Seville.

  15. Mexican. Never again.

  16. Damn. Tore my thumbnail.

  17. Second entry:

    “Alfred, Bring me a duck, and my largest scales!”