Caption Contest #81

Ok guys, time for another caption contest, where you have to come with the funniest replacement dialogue for a random comic panel of my choosing. This week, well, it's Batman:

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Everyone can have a maximum of 3 entries, entries must be in by next Wednesday (2nd November) and Must Be PG-13.

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17 Responses to Caption Contest #81

  1. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. No more beans.
    2. Don’t look back at the explosion–gotta look cool. Don’t look–
    3. Where’d he hide the bom–!@#$%^

  2. Avatar William A. Peterson says:

    #1: “Just say NO to White Martians!”
    #2: “I TOLD J’onn that I was the better Detective… but he just wouldn’t listen!”

  3. Drinkfluid Drinkfluid says:

    …Is something burning?

  4. Avatar imbatman123459 says:

    Chimichangas… Never again.

  5. Linea24 Linea24 says:

    And now off to the kitten adoption agency! SQUEEE! I’M COMING, MR. FLUFFYKINS!

  6. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    I don’t say “cheese!” I just wring my hands.

  7. Avatar RobM says:

    1. You’re fired.
    2. Amen.
    3. Ooh… flame war!

  8. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    “Now I’ll just tell the kid it was Tony Zucco.”

  9. Avatar DiCicatriz says:

    1. Am I on fire again? Be honest with me, Alfred.

    2. Is it getting hot in here or is it jus- AAAH! OH GOD!

    3. Did you see the size of that spider? This was the most logical course of action.

  10. hawk007 hawk007 says:

    1. “Some people DON’T want to watch the world burn”

    2. “And they said I couldn’t kill Superman”

    3. “Deathstroke always told me I should pack more firepower” (get it, FIREpower, hehehe)

  11. Avatar goku069 says:

    1. “ALFRED!!! Never cook when i’m not home”
    2 “Just got done using the toilet”
    3 “Date night Went Smoothly”

  12. Avatar Max Ventura says:

    1) “Hold on, I have a good caption for this… wait… hold on… nope dammit I lost it.”

    2) “How I got myself trapped into this situation, I do not know. What I do know is that when I get black out drunk with my friends, things get reeeeally hot in some way shape or form.”

    3) “Hey. No. Shut up, Alfred. I. AM. NOT. OVERSENSITIVE. EVER. OKAY, ALFRED?!?!?!?!?!”

  13. MurrImAButterfly MurrImAButterfly says:

    1) “Last time I leave Flash alone with Robin ever again.”
    2) “Be cool through the pain, Bruce…Ignore the flames on your ass….”
    3) “I am never letting Deadpool fight the Joker for me again…”

  14. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Seville.

  15. Higgins Higgins says:

    Mexican. Never again.

  16. Avatar Bael says:

    Damn. Tore my thumbnail.

  17. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    Second entry:

    “Alfred, Bring me a duck, and my largest scales!”