Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

Swamp thing 1


The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!


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16 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

  1. 1. Give me some green!
    2. Give me that!
    3. I’m Hungery


  3. 1) It’s cannibalism, Mike! Cannibalism!!
    2) Ewww! You already took a bite! I’m not eating that!
    3) Give me my little brother and no one get’s hurt.

  4. EEEEEEWWWWWW! Why are you eating my bowel movements?!

  5. “Just one cup of broccoli provides over 100% of your daily need for vitamin C and vitamin K, and is also a good source of vitamin A, folate and potassium.”

  6. “PERVERT! You put KETCHUP on that poor Broccoli! At least, you could have given it a dignified death!” 😉

  7. 1. Imported? Why you little . . . !
    2. What would I have to bathe YOU in to make you edible?!
    3. Next time, little brother–PASS the S.O.L. testing!

  8. Avatar Melissa C.

    “Hey, that took me three months to grow!”

  9. I AM GROOT!

  10. If had you put me on your show, there might have been a season two!

  11. Avatar KatmirStone

    1) Curses! *I* wanted to defeat Man-Thing!
    2) Barbecue sauce isn’t salad dressing!
    3) You killed Kenny! You bastich!

  12. Avatar LoneWolf6155

    Green Giant vegetables? YOU’RE MOCKING ME!


  14. PMD_Warrior PMD_Warrior

    1. I must become even greener
    2. why are you eating apart of me?
    3. Sauce with broccoli, ARGH!!!

  15. “If YOU HAD put me on your show, there might have been a season two.”
    makes a little more sense this way 🙂

  16. Avatar redligerwing59

    You can’t bribe me with broccoli, “COPPER.!”
    How many times have I told you were not related, That’s a veggie!, I’m weeds,roots
    and moss.
    OF COURSE IT TASTE LIKE ROTTEN WEEDS WITH KETCH-UP. try it with a garlic and butter sauce.