Well folks, it is time for our weekly Heromachine caption contest and this this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:
There are a few changes to the contest this week due to next week being Christmas. So instead of just one week, you will get two weeks to submit your entries as I will not being doing a contest next week. Secondly there are no limits this week, feel free to submit as many entries as you like. Be sure to submit your entries by 3 PM Eastern time December 30th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
Hey kids, Superman here! Let’s see what happens when we mix a dried-out Christmas tree, lighted candles, and an ol’ geezer in a flammable Santa suit. Yule-time fun…oh…er…I mean, only you can prevent Christmas tree fires.
Bah! Humbug!
Never fear! I will stop this foul-oh wait, it’s santa…
1. TWO men who can fly around the world at incredible speeds, have base at the extreme North, move through lit fires unharmed, and care if you’re naughty or nice? Course we’re bros!
2. I’m ONLY here to help Santa–three reindeer have the flu.
3. So–all eight of you wanted to meet me for Christmas?
4. Which one of you said ‘no pepperoni?’
Quick! While santa’s asleep, let’s steal Christmas.
Now who wants me to use my X-Ray vision to tell them what they’ve got?
1. Remember, kids, ask for something good! Otherwise you end up with a bunch of underwear. I got so much last year I have to wear an extra pair on the outside!
2. A surprise Christmas party? For me? Well this is awkward… I just converted to the Jewish faith last month.
3. Sorry, children, but I’m staying behind the tree. I’ve had too many bad experiences with Lex Luthor and Christmas presents that ALWAYS seem to be Kryptonite.
{Between Superman’s creators being Jewish, AND all those candles…}
“Oh Chaunakah, oh chaunakah, come light the Menorah!” 😉
Ok, kids, Tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
(in an under tone) And with my super powers, I’ll be able to get it for you orphans.
Jimmy Olsen, get out of line! I’ve told you before, you’re too old to sit on Santa’s lap!
That’s not Santa! look! that hat comes right off!
My oh My! all you boys and girls are in good Christmas spirits.! Hey wait a minute.!!? Santa, You idiot, You’ve been giving the children your special Christmas Eggnog. How are they going to sing in the choir????.
So this is what batman does at Christmas, he really likes dressing up doesnt he