Kaldath's Caption Contest #44

Once more into the breach we go my friends! It's "Caption Contest" time once more and as usually I turn to you fellow machiners to come up with your craziest, wittiest, and down right funniest dialogue for the following image!!

SM and DP

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 30th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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16 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #44

  1. 1. Spider-Man: What the hell is all of this?
    Deadpool: Hey, I was created by Rob Liefeld.

    2. Spider-Man: Where did you get all of this stuff?
    Deadpool: Cables wardrobe.

    3. Spider-Man: Why are my shins so thin?
    Deadpool: The artist can’t draw legs.

  2. sm: Who the heck drew me like this?
    dp: Hey, be glad it wasn’t Liefeld. You`d have no feet AND a broken back!

  3. sm: What’s up with all the weapons and pouches?
    dp: I’m going to die. So someone has to cary on the tradition….

  4. Deadpool: I call it the Liefeld look.
    Spider-Man: I call it gaudy and unnecessary.

    Deadpool: You look 90s-tastic, Spidey!
    Spider-Man: Why are my ankles the size of bread sticks?

  5. S: I don’t know if my webbing will carry this load!
    D: So stick your thumb out and hitch a ride!

    S: Look what Punisher gave me when he got religion!
    D: Paint it with webbing and you’re good to go!

    S: What’s with the belt-buckle that looks like my face?
    D: It looks like you’re sticking your tongue out when you pee!

  6. Skybandit:

    S: What’s with the belt-buckle that looks like my face?
    D: It looks like you’re sticking your tongue out when you pee!

    *dies*

    Ok, I quit, that’s just too good for me to compete against. 😉

  7. Spider-Man: You SURE this will make me seem cooler?
    Deadpool: Course I’m sure! If this doesn’t work, we’ll just add another laser canon!

    Spider-Man:Is this a bit overkill?
    Deadpool: Nah. Fighting your way into the next Avengers movie is going to be tough. You need all the pouches you can get!

    Spider-Man: My, what big equipment you have!
    Deadpool: The bigger to annihilate you all with, my dear!

  8. 1.S: I don’t get it. D: It’s YOU, man; trust me.
    2. S: It makes me feel flat, deflated. D: You look fine to me.
    3. S: Why am I melting? D: My dream sequence, my rules.

  9. SM- Don’t you think this is overkill for a kid’s show appearance?
    DP- Those 8 year olds can be a tough crowd.

    DP- All that’s left is the rocket launcher.
    SM- Do I even want to know where that goes?

  10. SM – I guess this looks kinda cool, but what’re all the pouches for?
    DP – Snacks!

  11. S: What’s in the pouches?

    D: More pouches!

  12. SM: I have no ankles!
    DP: That’s why I hired Rob Liefeld

  13. Spider-Man: This doesn’t really scream “friendly neighborhood”
    Deadpool: That’s what I like about it!

  14. DP: Duuuude….. your feet.
    SM: Says you?
    ——————————————————————————————————————–
    DP: Lookin’ good Spidey!
    SM: I can’t help it man!

  15. Ubiquitous Pixel

    Spider-man: Uh, where do I put this pistol now?
    Deadpool: Oh I’m sure you can find an unoccupied place *winks*

  16. Ubiquitous Pixel

    Spider-Man: I can hardly move…
    Deadpool: It’s all about the intimidation factor!

    and last one….

    Spider-man: Can’t tell if all this makes me feel heavier or if it’s the ego attached to it…
    Deadpool: Defiantly a little a heavy since it flattened your spidey feet!