Kaldath's Caption Contest # 43

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls! Gather round for it is once again time for our weekly caption contest. This week I want your funniest dialogue for the following image:

Clark Kent face

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday September 23rd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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12 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest # 43

  1. Superboy: What the heck is wrong with this chick…?

    Phantom Girl: THE FORUMS ARE DOWN! THE FORUMS ARE DOWN!

  2. SB: (Whiner!)
    PG: That toilet seat’s COLD!

    SB: (Drama queen!)
    PG: …and then they BIT THEIR HEADS OFF!

    SB: (This artist sucks!)
    PG: My EYES are HUGE and my NOSE is GONE!

  3. SB:Don’t tell them!, I knew I should not have told her.
    PG:Guess what everybody, SB, just told me he had a wet dream last night. What’s a wet dream?.

  4. 1. SB: ‘Slapping five?’ Was that right?
    PG: OWWWWWWWW!
    2, What’s she obsessing about NOW?
    PG: MY SHOES DON’T MATCH MY PURSE!
    3,SB: Doesn’t she know how to use a telescope?
    PG: I–guess that was the sun, huh?

  5. [Entry #1]

    Superboy: “Oh, Beppo.”

    Phantom Girl: “…And so I was like, a “Super Kiss”? I wanna see THAT power. And then I was like O.M.G.! But dude, I totally PASSED OUT! It was a super snoozer smoocher..!”

  6. Superboy: “Yeah, those stamps were full of acid.”

    Phantom Girl: “I CAN SEE THE PRE-CRISIS DC UNIVERSE!!”

  7. SB: This is the last time I let her have a glimpse of Benedict Cumberbatch.
    PG: Ch-ch-cheekbones! Oh those cheekbones!

    SB: Is she okay?
    PG: I’ve seen the future of our universe! 52 WHY!?!

    SB: I’ll never understand teenage girls.
    PG: HE STILL HASN’T TEXTED ME BACK!

  8. 1.
    PG: OH BATMAN! He’s sooo dreamy.
    SB: Wha… Humph! I thought she was my stalker!

    2.
    PG: And I was like…
    SB: I wonder if that’s how she looks after seeing herself in a mirror. “AHHH! It’s a ghost! Oh no just me.” haha.

    3.
    PG: I know right?
    SB: Boy, she makes some strange faces.

  9. PG: BANANA BOAT! QUAILS! MANGOES!
    SB: Shouldn’t have given her that coffee…now her face looks all weird…

  10. SB- I knew letting her watch Pinkie and The Brain was a bad idea.
    PG- NARF!!!!

  11. SB: I let her play Skyrim once…
    PG: FUS-RO-DAHH!!!

    PG: Justin Bieber is so hot!!
    SB: B-But I have superpowers…

    PG: OMG!! I just love Thor! You love Thor? I love Thor!!
    SB: Wrong universe.

  12. PG- “Like OMG! That is sooo totally lame. Like gag me with a spoon!”
    SB- “Which ’80s are we in again?”