Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

One more we here at HeroMachine present you with your weekly "Caption Contest". This week your assignment is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image of Marvel's "Quasar":

Quasar 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 19th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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10 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

  1. 1) Dude! This beats licking toads!

    2) Oh, baby, work that trunk!

    3) There! Boo-boo all better?

  2. 1) Groot! C’mon babe, I know that’s you under all that salad..!

  3. 2) (Munch) Yep… Now I know why Galactus keeps comin’ back.

  4. “If you don’t turn into a princess I’m gonna be sooo mad.”

  5. 1. “mmm tastes like chicken.”

    2. “It’s cool, I’m a vegan.”

  6. 1. I got wood!
    2, I should’ve picked truth.

  7. “Dude, quit complaining. You heard them. I HAVE to do this, they triple-dog dared me.”

  8. Hey E.T. I told you, if you want to call home you have to do exactly as I say.

  9. on offence, but your lips are kinda dry dude

  10. no offence, but your lips are kinda dry dude