Kaldath's Caption Contest #37 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

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And my top five from those submitted are as follows:

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KatmirStone

[Star-Lord] “I-I-I, I’m hooked on a feelin’! High on believin’… that you’re in love with meee!”

[Rocket] “Five space bucks says she slaps him.”

[Groot] “Ten she sings along.”

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gemmashine12

Star-Lord: “You’re so beautiful, like fertilized grass.”
Rocket: “He leaned in closer, and-”
Groot: “Wait. Is this a kissing book?”
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skybandit

Star Lord: Natasha, we must kill twig and squirrel, mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Rocky: I miss Bullwinkle.
Groot: Twig?

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Calvary_Red
Star-Lord: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “I am Groot.”
Groot: “I am not amused.”
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CantDraw

Box 1 (Star-Lord?): Well, set my phaser to stun! You’re one hot Orion babe.

Raccoon: Geez! Doesn’t he know what movie he’s in? I think I need a dandelion break. What about you?

Groot: THBBFT!

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And the winner is ...............................

KatmirStone

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Kaldath

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3 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #37 – Results

  1. Whaaat!? Stellar! This is so cool – Thank you! You peeps are hilarious! 🙂

  2. Starkiller_RX

    Any Groot caption that doesn’ say “I am groot” is a fail.
    JK, It’s so damn funny!

  3. Way go, KS.