Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialogue for BOTH dialogue bubbles for the following image:
The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 14th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!
JOKER: No means no!
AQUAMAN: *Uuurrk*
Joker: Clam up blondie
Aquaman: Right in the oysters
[Entry #1]
Joker: “Aquabats” are a JOKE, fish-head!”
Aquaman: “Cthu-OOF!!”
[Entry #1]
Joker: “Aquabats” are a JOKE, fish-head!”
Aquaman: “Cthu-OOF!!”
Joker: When you see the bat, give him this from me!
AquaMan: OOOF! Right in the Fishstick!
Joker: “Let’s see you use fish to defend against THIS!
Aqua-man: “Touche”
Joker: Guess who I Found
Aquaman: OOF! Nemo!
Joker:”I’m too insane to drown!!! Ahahahaa!!!!!” Aquaman:”That makes no sen- OOF!”
J:”Nice PLAICE you got here. Kinda small SCALE though.” A:”All I ever get are fish pun- YOW!”
J:”Clown feet are big for a reason!” A:”Wait, aren’t I supposed to be nigh-invul- AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!”
1) J: I know Catwoman usually does this for you, but…
A: Thank you sir, may I have another?
2) J: I call Rochambeau! I’ll go first!
A: You win!
3) J: Green is MY color, fishlips!
A: Okay, I’ll switch to all orange!
Joker: “Let’s see what happens when I kick you in the bucket-o-chum.”
Aquaman: “Ow! Shark!”
Joker: What a joke, I cannot believe you have TWO ongoing titles now.
Aquaman: Neither….can……I.
1. J: Guess my favorite vowel! A: Ohhhhhh!
2. J: Glad you’re not a mermaid! A: Why?–NGH!
3. J: I’m underwater! Can you hear me now? A: Ye–uhhhh!
[Entry #2]
Joker: “Free Willy!”
Aquaman: “How’d you-OOF!!”
Joker: “Your powers are whack!”
Aquaman: “How are you breath-IIINNG?!?”
Joker (singing) “Under the sea. Under my knee.”
Aquaman “Hey, That’s not code approve”
1.J: Guess what?
A: Steel..toe..cap..
2.A: For a clown your feet are quite minno-scule….OOF!
J: I make the punns around here!
3: J: If we were underwater I would be drowning, If we were on land you would be powerless, so I conclude that fo this to be a fair fight we must be in…
A:…SPACE….
1)
Joker: “Yeah, I like fish sticks.”
Aquaman: “Then you’re a ga-OW!”
Cavalry Red: Winnah and still champeen!
Joker: you killed captain clown!!!
Aquaman : ohhhhhh right in the fish stick
Joker- You may not have many, but I found ONE weakness!
Aqua Man- UH! Right in thy balls!