Kaldath's Caption Contest #25

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialogue  for BOTH dialogue bubbles  for the following image:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

20 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #25

  1. JOKER: No means no!
    AQUAMAN: *Uuurrk*

  2. Joker: Clam up blondie
    Aquaman: Right in the oysters

  3. KatmirStone

    [Entry #1]
    Joker: “Aquabats” are a JOKE, fish-head!”
    Aquaman: “Cthu-OOF!!”

  4. KatmirStone

    [Entry #1]
    Joker: “Aquabats” are a JOKE, fish-head!”
    Aquaman: “Cthu-OOF!!”

  5. Keith_Kanin

    Joker: When you see the bat, give him this from me!
    AquaMan: OOOF! Right in the Fishstick!

  6. SeventhSkull

    Joker: “Let’s see you use fish to defend against THIS!

    Aqua-man: “Touche”

  7. Joker: Guess who I Found

    Aquaman: OOF! Nemo!

  8. Lord_Obsidious

    Joker:”I’m too insane to drown!!! Ahahahaa!!!!!” Aquaman:”That makes no sen- OOF!”
    J:”Nice PLAICE you got here. Kinda small SCALE though.” A:”All I ever get are fish pun- YOW!”
    J:”Clown feet are big for a reason!” A:”Wait, aren’t I supposed to be nigh-invul- AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!”

  9. 1) J: I know Catwoman usually does this for you, but…
    A: Thank you sir, may I have another?
    2) J: I call Rochambeau! I’ll go first!
    A: You win!
    3) J: Green is MY color, fishlips!
    A: Okay, I’ll switch to all orange!

  10. Joker: “Let’s see what happens when I kick you in the bucket-o-chum.”
    Aquaman: “Ow! Shark!”

  11. Joker: What a joke, I cannot believe you have TWO ongoing titles now.

    Aquaman: Neither….can……I.

  12. 1. J: Guess my favorite vowel! A: Ohhhhhh!
    2. J: Glad you’re not a mermaid! A: Why?–NGH!
    3. J: I’m underwater! Can you hear me now? A: Ye–uhhhh!

  13. KatmirStone

    [Entry #2]
    Joker: “Free Willy!”
    Aquaman: “How’d you-OOF!!”

  14. KatmirStone

    Joker: “Your powers are whack!”
    Aquaman: “How are you breath-IIINNG?!?”

  15. Joker (singing) “Under the sea. Under my knee.”
    Aquaman “Hey, That’s not code approve”

  16. 1.J: Guess what?
    A: Steel..toe..cap..
    2.A: For a clown your feet are quite minno-scule….OOF!
    J: I make the punns around here!
    3: J: If we were underwater I would be drowning, If we were on land you would be powerless, so I conclude that fo this to be a fair fight we must be in…
    A:…SPACE….

  17. 1)
    Joker: “Yeah, I like fish sticks.”
    Aquaman: “Then you’re a ga-OW!”

  18. Cavalry Red: Winnah and still champeen!

  19. Joker: you killed captain clown!!!
    Aquaman : ohhhhhh right in the fish stick

  20. Joker- You may not have many, but I found ONE weakness!
    Aqua Man- UH! Right in thy balls!