Kaldath's Caption Contest #23

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:


The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Monday March 17th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!


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35 Responses to Kaldath's Caption Contest #23

  1. I need a new belt buckle!

  2. Alright, who put the Rustolium in my shorts!

  3. Avatar Hammerknight

    “Arghhhh, who put plastic wrap on the toilet?!”
    “Someone has their chocolate in my peanut butter!!!”

  4. Avatar Pie Peculiar

    1). “I said waffles, not pancakes!”

    2). “I just can’t dang-darn-diddly-darn-dang-ding-dong-diddly-darned do it!”

    3). “That’s it, I’m cooking meth.”

  5. Avatar Hammerknight

    “Who ate the last cookie?”

  6. “Who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge??!!”
    “And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t been for those meddling kids!!”
    “Who moved my can of WD-40??!!”

  7. Avatar Tim Mathewson

    Curse you Windows 8!

  8. It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

  9. Avatar theinfinitegoof

    “Secret: For Villains. Strong enough for the Thing. MADE FOR DOOOOOOOOOOM!”

  10. “What is this on my security camera? Alvin..? Simon..? RrrICHAAARRDS..!!”

  11. {Going for the classics, here:} “They Laughed when I sat down at the Piano! But I will show them ALL!!!”

  12. “This belt is too tight!”

  13. Avatar LoneWolf6155

    Doom will destroy Richards! Doom does not have time for Larry King interview!

  14. 1. “Why-can’t-I-whack-these-MOLES?!”
    2. “My gloves . . . LSD . . . mixed with stainless steel cleaner . . . REALLY does shine!”
    3. “Are you sure this is the yoga move for back stiffness?”

  15. drummergirl4 drummergirl4

    1. Doomy doomy dooms….OF DOOM!

    2. Anything but squirrels!

    3. Off with her head!

  16. Avatar Professor Anthrax

    “I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!”

  17. Antoniooooo …… noooooooo!!!!!!

  18. “I find you beneath me!”
    “Flush yourself; Doom is no one’s lackey!”
    “Kneel before Zo… (cough) Doom!”

  19. Avatar QuantumCookies


  20. “Who ate the last packet of funyons?”
    “Why won’t Internet Explorer load?”
    “That’s it, we’re moving to mexico!”

  21. I need an oil can!

    Why must I be such a cool villain but dress like such a sissy!

    I don’t care what the fox says, stop singing that song!

  22. “I don’t WANT to ask for anything more!! I’m raising my hands because I’m sure!”

  23. “Arhhhh, How on earth is anyone supposed to beat this level of Candy Crush!!!!!!”
    “Who just tracked mud in here, I just mopped this floor!!!!”
    “Who put pudding in my bunny slippers!!!!!!”

  24. 1)
    “You dare mock Doom!? KAAAAALLLLDAAAAAAATHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    “Welcome to THE GUN SHOW!”

  25. Doom will hunt Ben and Jerry’s for putting the “cores” in their ice cream. Even evil has their limits….

  26. Doom challenges Jimmy Fallon to a Lip Sync duel. No one triumphs over my rendition of “Over the Rainbow”! Long Live Doom!

  27. 1. “Quick, get me a tin opener, that burrito has went through me like a porsche!”

    2. “Damn! farting in this suit was a bad idea!”

  28. “Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do… because I’m happy!”

  29. Avatar Professor Anthrax

    “You dare replace Doom’s fresh-brewed coffee with Folger’s Crystals?!?”

  30. Avatar Steve Mckinnon


  31. “I AM DOOM! (Hell, it works for Groot).”

    “Doom demands Seth return to SNL! Weekend Update is not funny without him!”

    “My nose itches!!!”

  32. “Doom demands that all men’s rooms have a picture of a man wearing a tunic on the door!”

  33. 1) Behold the armpits of DOOOOOM!
    2) One, Two, One, Two, work those shoulders, One, Two…
    3) Metamucil, do your magic!

  34. “What? There’s a man made of Iron? STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!”

    “I am the iron giant!!!”

    “Dammed medieval technology, Vista will die!”

  35. “Four in a row. Doom Wins! Pretty sneaky sis, indeed.”