Kaldath’s Caption Contest #13

Well after a weeks delay it is once again time for the caption contest to commence. This week the image I want you to caption for me is ……….

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As usual you are limited to three (3) entries and those entries need to be in by next Tuesday October 22nd at 12 noon Eastern time. Also remember to keep you entries within the bounds of PG-13 ratings.

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13 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #13

  1. “Shut up, wrist!! I’m the armpit, and I’ll do all the talking!”

    “Phooey! Every time I try to step out of the panel, this shock-harness goes off!”

  2. I spoke to the clavicle and the elbow, and they agree the artist is a douche. What say you, mouth and flagrantly baggy crotch?

  3. This unnecessary parachute harness on his cape is causing some serious chapping issues.

  4. Is that sloppy cape-ink on his face, or an allergic reaction to the bee inside his costume?

  5. “Darn it! Every time I hear a buzzing noise, I get convulsions, and end up in the spread eagle position.”

  6. Septimus tried so hard to look human, but some days it just didn’t work out.

    “Zounds! My armpit phone is ringing!”

    When biceps talk, people listen.

  7. 1) “IIII’m a Yankee doodle…Daaan-dee…”
    2) “Whenever I cop a buzz, I just gotta dance!”
    3) “My gonads! WHERE ARE MY GONADS??!!”

  8. Okay, SuperBee! Test my cup! Go ahead!

  9. Let’s do the Time Warp again!

  10. I AM ELECTRIC MAN!

  11. Prof. A.Q. Anthrax

    “Crash-Into-Telephone-Pole-Crotch-First Power, go!”

  12. 1. The caption’s been all over the panel since the last artist left.
    2. I’m going to do it… I’ll finally be out of this panel.

  13. 3. See any pockets on this costume? I had to put my phone somewhere…