Caption Contest ♯7

Posted on July 31, 2013 by JR19759

This week, I want you to come up with the best replacement dialogue for this panel.

Caption Contest

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47 Responses to Caption Contest ♯7

  1. Bryce Wasley says:
    July 31, 2013 at 6:56 am

    1. My teeth are perfect. Dentists are just jealous!

  2. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 7:54 am

    Dirty mouth? Clean it up with new Orbitz gum.

  3. Linea24 says:
    July 31, 2013 at 7:55 am

    1. Good morning.

    2. Boo!

    3. What did you just say about my smile?

  4. Moognation says:
    July 31, 2013 at 8:16 am

    Chili’s a bit spicy, Ma!

  5. Erez says:
    July 31, 2013 at 8:54 am

    I, hate, sauerkraut!!!

  6. WillyPete says:
    July 31, 2013 at 9:18 am

    “Don’t just Say it, SPRAY it!!!”

  7. DC-Lover says:
    July 31, 2013 at 9:20 am

    You make a joke about my TEETH?! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

  8. Ruben L. says:
    July 31, 2013 at 9:52 am

    “$@%*, I chipped a tooth”

  9. Arioch says:
    July 31, 2013 at 10:33 am

    “I think I ate too much sugar”

  11. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 10:58 am

    So what if my sister is my wife, that’s how we roll down in the bama!

  12. Kellkin says:
    July 31, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Hurry up with that X lax…I can’t take it any more!!!

  13. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    What?! They canceled Firefly after one season…Idiots!

  14. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    Man I can’t get that Lohan taste out of my mouth!

  15. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Pick up the soap!

    It puts the lotion on its skin, it does what it’s told!

    The thermometer goes where!?

  16. barbario says:
    July 31, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    honestly, the real line is the best.

  17. TOOL says:
    July 31, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    I knew the real line to the deadpool one and I got no reaction, oh well :) What’s the real one? Or does that taint the contest? Oh I had one more idea for a caption. I didn’t see a limit on entries but I will just do this last one.

    This is… Hero Machine!

  18. JR19759 says:
    July 31, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    TOOL:
    I knew the real line to the deadpool one and I got no reaction, oh well What’s the real one?Or does that taint the contest?Oh I had one more idea for a caption.I didn’t see a limit on entries but I will just do this last one.

    This is… Hero Machine!

    You don’t get any points for the right answer ;)
    And I can never be bothered with limits.

  19. The Atomic Punk says:
    July 31, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    … and I’ve got corn stuck in my teeth!

  20. Calvary_Red says:
    July 31, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    You can’t make me go back to school!

  21. madjack says:
    July 31, 2013 at 4:40 pm

    1.) We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False!

    2.) Here’s Johnny!

    3.) BANAANAAAA!

  22. Worf says:
    July 31, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    1) RAAAAAAARR!

    2) …and THAT is how you bite the Hulk.

    3) Eating kryptonite sure does a number on you…

  23. Phatchick says:
    July 31, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    I thought I said, “NO GUACAMOLE!”

  24. Bryce Wasley says:
    July 31, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    2. Bottle caps and jawbreakers, fear me!

  25. William A. Peterson says:
    July 31, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    From the old “Superchicken” Radio show: “Fred, how many times do I have to tell you! Go easy on the Vermouth!” ;)

  26. Calvary_Red says:
    July 31, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Who took all the peanut butter?

  27. punkjay says:
    August 1, 2013 at 6:40 am

    So I guess thooth brushes are NOT overrated after all!

  28. punkjay says:
    August 1, 2013 at 6:40 am

    So…I guess thooth brushes are NOT overrated after all!

  29. Skoul says:
    August 1, 2013 at 9:14 am

    Teeth are like plates, really brittle and f*cking hard to find a matching replacement.

  30. Skoul says:
    August 1, 2013 at 9:16 am

    2. Wanna give mommy a kiss?

  31. KBell says:
    August 1, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    ‘AND THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH!’

  32. Mr. Gross says:
    August 1, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    hello my pretty

  33. Vengeance says:
    August 1, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    I hate the Cavity Creeps
    I was out of Crest and the cavity creeps attacked!!
    Look Ma only 1 cavity

    AAWWWW when I find those cavity creeps

  34. 1rd2th3st says:
    August 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    1. SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!

  35. Jawsabi says:
    August 2, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom………………. Bones hurt on the way down! :3

  36. Firecracker says:
    August 2, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    I AM the 5th dentist!

  37. FRM says:
    August 3, 2013 at 8:42 am

    1. “ehh! Boogerboogerboogerboogerboogerbooger….!”

    2. “I–hehehehe–TOLD YOU-heh-it was—liquid…joker gas….”

    3. “Buy Oozie’s mouthwash as your local general store today!”

  38. Skybandit says:
    August 3, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    1) I am Stallone, and this is Rocky XIII!
    2) Glad these teeth are from my Green Goblin mask!
    3) When you write the Koran, put in a bit about how showing my face is a sin, okay?

  39. Timedrop23 says:
    August 3, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    “I’m green with envy! And SO IS MY SPIIIIIT!!!!!!!”

    “I said a venti half-caf, quad-shot, fat-free, soy chai latte with extra whip!”

    “Hey Green Lantern, I’ll show you ‘oppa gangnam style!’”

  40. Timedrop23 says:
    August 3, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    TOOL:
    Dirty mouth?Clean it up with new Orbitz gum.

    It’s Orbit gum, dude.

  41. Lightningsword says:
    August 3, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    THIS is what happens when you fight the HULK. WARNING:SPG

  42. TOOL says:
    August 4, 2013 at 7:34 am

    Timedrop23: It’s Orbit gum, dude.

    Close enough

  43. Bryce Wasley says:
    August 4, 2013 at 11:38 pm

    3. Not this time, Jawbreaker. This time, I’ll break your jaw!

  44. Lawrence Wilson says:
    August 5, 2013 at 8:06 am

    “How many times have I told you? NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS!!!!”

  45. Christine Miller says:
    August 5, 2013 at 11:37 am

    “What do you mean we’re out of coffee?!?!”

  46. TOOL says:
    August 6, 2013 at 2:34 pm

    Steak sauce!

  47. JR19759 says:
    August 7, 2013 at 6:54 am

    Ok guys, this contest is closed. Results will be up shortly.