Kaldath’s Caption Contest #6

It is time once again for a new Caption Contest, and so this week I want you to give me your funniest, wittiest, and or your more sarcastic dialog to replace what was originally in the following image.

 

GA and BC

 

As always I expect you to keep your entries clean I will be deleting any objectionable entries from the comments without warning. You are Limited to Three ( 3) entries per person and have until Tuesday July 9th 12:00 noon to get those entries in.

Kaldath

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29 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #6

  1. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    For the last time, NO! I wore the fishnets and I wore the heels, but I am NOT shaving my chest. A man has limits.

  2. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    1. I know I said I like seeing you dress in my clothes, but this is going to far.
    2. If we’ve swapped outfits, why am I still wearing a hat?
    3. At nights, you can call me Olive.

  3. madjack madjack says:

    1. That happens if you don’t turn the light back on before you dress.
    2. I don’t think that’s what they meant with “Cross-dressing”…
    3. Sorry darling, but green is not your color. Ah-ah… *tsk*

  4. DC-Lover DC-Lover says:

    1.Look honey dont distract me we already had to rush getting….Honey you look hot in that! Where did you…
    2. Honey I can explain…I wanted to feel pretty
    3. So…Your gonna delete this picture after its taken right?

  5. Does this bow make my butt look big?

  6. Avatar Lime says:

    Sorry, honey, you will never rock this motif like I do.

  7. Firecracker Firecracker says:

    Man, I hope this is a dream sequence!

    You mean even with the obvious differences in our physical frames our costumes ACTUALLY fit one another perfectly?

    Happy Halloween!

  8. Avatar Harlekin says:

    1. Booty time, Booty time, Crossdress USA.

  9. Avatar Calvary_Red says:

    1. At least it’s not purple.

    2. On second thought, I pick “Truth.”

    3. No.

  10. Avatar Keric says:

    1) I TOLD you not to piss off Mxyzptlk!

  11. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    1. Damn, I look good in your outfit!

    2. Blue Arrow and Green Canary… I like it!

    3. I’m never taking this off. It was made for me to wear.

  12. Avatar Keric says:

    2) Damn, the Mad Hatter pranked us!
    3) I TOLD you polyjuice potion ONLY lasts one hour!

  13. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “I know Batman can plan for everything, but isn’t it disturbing he had these costumes on hand?”

  14. Avatar MadMole says:

    “This better not become a habit”

    “It’s not fair. You look so good in my clothes, but you can’t say the same about me”

    “I still think this is not a good idea”

  15. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    I’d like to substitute #2:

    I was born to wear this. It is my destiny.

  16. Scatman Scatman says:

    1.Fear not my lady,it always sends them running when they gaze upon my pects’.
    2.What do you mean I need to shave ?I just had it dyed blonde!
    3.What did you mean about get out of the closet already?It took 15 minutes to find these outrageous boots!

  17. Scatman Scatman says:

    PS I think we might need female/male standard items soon..yes?No? Maybe?

  18. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1) Ow, my balls!

    2) I feel like a complete fem. And you know what? I don’t have a problem with it!

    3) Let Hawkeye and Black Widow top this!

  19. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Are you SURE newlywed couples’ roles are reversed in Japan?”

  20. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Well, since you asked, I had to tape it to my stomach in order to fit in your costume.”

  21. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. Yes, I’ve got some captain in me!
    2. Do you REALLY want to be fired up?
    3. Yes. I DEFINITELY want to find out how badly you can mess up my aim.

  22. Avatar Max Grant says:

    “Oh honey, I think I wore it better.”

    “Bitch im fabulous”

    “Well, im off to my Rocky Horror show convention”

  23. Avatar Renxin says:

    “I think this may be taking ‘the Hawkeye Initiative’ a bit too far.”

  24. Avatar TOOL says:

    You said we could go out on a date if I wore this. Its time for you to hold up your end of the bargain.

    That’s the last time we should try to get dressed together in the dark.

    Well at least I still look better than that Hawkeye guy in his purple suit.

  25. Avatar NateThePrate says:

    “Whelp, guess the teleporter’s busted again…”

  26. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    Skybandit:
    1) Ow, my balls!

    2) I feel like a complete fem.And you know what?I don’t have a problem with it!

    3) Let Hawkeye and Black Widow top this!

    I think you just won.

  27. Avatar Steve042 says:

    1. Think you can hit my bullseye?

    2. Now we see how long it takes for them to notice…

    3. At least I don’t look as bad as Aquaman

  28. Avatar livewyre1014 says:

    We are never betting on the Superbowl again…

  29. Linea24 Linea24 says:

    1) Sorry hon, but if you give it, I wear it.

    2)You started it.

    3)Yes, I know I look good. Now may I get out of this getup?