Caption Challenge 133: On the Internet, no one can hear you scream

It’s time for another new Caption Challenge! This week you’re tasked with coming up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I’ll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I’ll choose one of those to bear the standard as the “Featured Creator of the Week” atop the right column.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

(Original image from The-Gutters.com.)

52 Responses to Caption Challenge 133: On the Internet, no one can hear you scream

  1. 1. “Oh God, this isn’t my typewriter!”

  2. “Why did the first thing I see when I get my site back have to be Jeff Hebert in a thong!” Just had to use the Jeff Card, lol.
    “Electra is a man????”
    “Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, I love you, ahh!!!!”
    “Disney owns Marvel!!!”
    “My web cam is on!!!!!!”
    “Oh no PETA!!!”

  3. “Disney is taking over Star Wars!!!!!”

  4. !: Quit clawing my ‘nads!
    2: I can’t read this cat!
    3: These bagpipes are out of tune!
    4: This isn’t the holster for my cane!
    5: Shut up, Spot, I can’t see!
    6: Owning a pet is SUPPOSED to LOWER stress!
    7: My lap’s NOT a litterbox, Fluffy!

  5. 1. “This doesn’t sound anything like Keyboard Cat!”

  6. alphaalpharomeo

    1)Still more facial expression than Kristen Stewert

    2) I want Meow-Mix, meow meow meow meow meow

    3)Ohm, Ohm, Ohm

    4)Kitty why won’t you teach me to sing like you

    5)Foggy neither that cat or I swing that way.

    6)Sure put a plunger on the blind guys seat.

    7)God Damn it Mom…..Bring us the meatloaf…..Mom!!!

    8)It’s a bit tight in the croch reagon, but I like the design

    9)I’m just a poor boy no body loves me

    10)Maria…Maria

  7. “Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr!”

  8. EldritchSandwich

    “My god…this cat ISN’T EVEN PLUGGED IN!”

  9. “No, E flat, E flat, get the harmony right!”

    “Ah Jesus! I thought you liked to be scratched there Elektra.”

    ‘Yes, I’m seeing something. Your grandmother wants to speak to you from the other side. She says…meow.”

  10. ARRRGGGHHH! Claws!

  11. This hurts almost as bad as it did to watch that douch Ben Aflec try to play me in that Daredevil movie.

  12. Trusten Murrah

    kitty,NO

  13. 1) Why do I keep this stupid Celene Dion CD?!?!
    2) I would rather deal with Wolverine’s claws then yours Mr. Snuggles!
    3) Who was the jerk who thought throwing a cat at the blind guy?!?!
    4) Wait this isn’t Black Widow’s Panties!
    5) you know I’m more of a dog person!
    6) I think your cat needs to learn that I’M NOT A LITTER BOX!!!!

  14. my electra what hair you have!!!

  15. Watson Bradshaw

    A seeing eye cat is a horrible idea!

  16. Watson Bradshaw

    oh God, my hightend sences, I smell cat pee everywhere!

  17. NHA247:
    “Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr!”

    Bonus points for that reference! :D Wish I had thought of it.

  18. 1. DIARRHEA!!!

  19. 2. “I’m blind!”

  20. “I CAN’T SEE WHAT I’M TYPING!”

  21. 1. You DIDN’T mean I need to get a mouse before I use my computer?
    2. NOT THERE!

  22. 1. My eyes are turning red!
    2. All I see is red!
    3. I can see…RED!!!
    4. I can see…I CAN SEE!!!

  23. 1) Pity Matt Murdock ran afowl of Utau the WATCHER!
    2) Rob Liefeld was charged with writing this weeks dialogue!

  24. Damn staticky costume!

  25. At the risk of being inappropriate with this,

    1. Damn! When Marvel Illustrated said they would include brail I didn’t they meant ALL editions!

  26. alphaalpharomeo:
    1)Still more facial expression than Kristen Stewert

    2) I want Meow-Mix, meow meow meow meow meow

    3)Ohm, Ohm, Ohm

    4)Kitty why won’t you teach me to sing like you

    5)Foggy neither that cat or I swing that way.

    6)Sure put a plunger on the blind guys seat.

    7)God Damn it Mom…..Bring us the meatloaf…..Mom!!!

    8)It’s a bit tight in the croch reagon, but I like the design

    9)I’m just a poor boy no body loves me

    10)Maria…Maria

    Lol. the meatloaf thing is a daily reference for my 21 year old sis and i dont know why. Nice job

  27. Wait, this isn’t braille!

    “MIAUW”? JEZUS ROVER I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DOG!

  28. TOOL:
    This hurts almost as bad as it did to watch that douch Ben Aflec try to play me in that Daredevil movie.

    Really Tool? “WATCH”? =D

  29. ok, If no-one has taken this one already:
    Stray cat strut, I’m a ladies’ cat,
    A feline Casanova…

  30. Foggy, I don’t get this new ‘Angry Cats’ app. How do you even play?

  31. That wasn’t a USB port! THAT WASN’T A USB PORT!

  32. 1. Wait ….THIS IS A FRICKEN CAT!!
    2. WHOS PLAYING ME IN THE MOVIE?!?!?
    3. This keyboard feels weird…HOLY CRAP ITS A CAT
    4. So you want a screaming match aye Mister Whiskers? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    5. Obamas Black!?
    6. I dont qualify for Disability?!

  33. The Atomic Punk

    Fa la-la-la la-la-la-LAAAAAA!

  34. frozen_scarecrow

    The internet really is full of cats!

  35. 1. Too soon!

    2. Too hard!

    3. Nails! Nails!

    4. Meow

    5. I’m singing through my pain, just singing through my pain…

  36. what!!!! no tacos!?!?!?!?

  37. 2. “Thanks for nothing, Pandora! Type in Beatles, and all I get is this awful Yoko One song.”
    3. “That’s it! Spider-Man is going to pay for webbing Mr: Fluffers to the keyboard.”

  38. Dangerfish: Really Tool? “WATCH”? =D

    Yeah I know he’s blind LOL

  39. POPCORN!*

    *it’s Matt and Electra’s Safe word!

  40. alphaalpharomeo

    Jake: Lol. the meatloaf thing is a daily reference for my 21 year old sis and i dont know why. Nice job

    It’s from wedding crashers

  41. 1. Oh my God! They killed Elektra! You bastards!
    2. SAFE WORD! SAFE WORD!
    3. I said dolls! Not balls!
    4. Who let the dogs out?!
    5. Aaaah! My keyboard is turning into fuzzy slippers!
    6. I CAN SEE! IT’S A MIRACLE! What the hell is that?!
    7. Dang it! Obama won?!
    8. I said peanuts! Not penis!
    9. I can see! BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!
    10. Holy chichua-hua nuts! Stan Lee is old!

  42. Claws!!!!Claws!!stuck in my SPANDEX!!!!!!!CLAWS!!!!!!

  43. ProwlerKnight

    1. I got my sight back….Electra is that you….OH DEAR GOD YOUR FACE!!!! (Jennifer Gardner reference XD)

    2. Good kitty….wait…I’m allergic to cats!!!

  44. Catwoman! Wrong comic I’m Marvel not DC.

  45. Wait, I don’t own a cat!

  46. “This cat is scratching my balls!!!!!”

  47. i cant see what i’m typing!

  48. OK folks, challenge closed. Thanks for entering!

  49. We would appreciate credit for the panel, pleaseandthanks.

  50. Credit and link added, apologies Sohmer! These usually come to me anonymously without a credit. I thought it was a panel from an actual Daredevil comic. Which I guess goes to show I ought to read more comics.