Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

It's time for another new Caption Challenge! This week you're tasked with coming up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I'll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I'll choose one of those to bear the standard as the "Featured Creator of the Week" atop the right column.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

51 Responses to Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

  1. Gero says:

    1. I think the acid is starting to kick in…

  2. JR19759 says:

    1. STOP! Hammer Time
    2. Man, talk about getting hammered

  3. Big Mac says:

    (Gero kinda beat me to the essence of the joke, but….)

    1) Hmmm. Asgaurdian ‘shrooms.

    2) The search for a wrench continues.

    3) They all tenderize meat Thor, just pick one.

  4. marKus730 says:

    1) Thor! Is this your brain?
    2) Did you have to hit me so many times?
    3) Now try finding the real Mjolnir

  5. punkjay says:

    1) You loose your magic hammer in a pile of hammers and they call ME the comic relief!
    2) I guess he is as dumb as a box of hammers!

  6. NHA247 says:

    Does he really think dancing is going to help find his hammer….*sigh*… Stupid Asgardian.

  7. Onikagenoken says:

    “You think YOU’VE got problems? I just lost my lens.”

    “Oh right, your trying to find your correct hammer and defeat the forces of evil. Well don’t mind me, the JANITOR, just here to clean up after you, AGAIN.”


  8. Herr D says:

    1. Doop is for dooplication.
    2. Now you can do whole storm fronts!
    3. Hold on! I’m making one more!
    4. Try to tape MY mouth shut–
    5. Let’s play a game.

  9. Austin says:

    “We should make one super-hammer out of all of these normal-hammers.”

  10. Frankie says:

    “One of them knocked my nose off.”

  11. Frankie says:

    (to the tune of It’s Raining Men)—“It’s raining Hammers!”

  12. Frankie says:

    “War-mer, war-mer. No, you’re cold.”

  13. Starfighterace421 says:

    I knew going to the hardware store was a dumb idea.

  14. EnderX says:

    “I told you this wargame was a bad idea.”

  15. Vampyrist says:

    That is the last time I get hammered with Thor

  16. Jack says:

    “I would say ‘duller than a sack of hammers’, but that somehow puts it in bad taste…”

    “Look bro, ‘All-Asgardian-Handyman’ couldn’t care less about which hammer you bring to your audition.”

    “Yeah, yeah, there are many like it but that one is yours….”

  17. Myro says:

    1. “First time in the Odinsleep, Thor? Yeah, those dreams can get pretty messed up.”

    2.”ERRRNNNGHH! Game Over. Whaaah whaaah whaaaaaaah.”

  18. Mr. Crowley says:

    You cannot see my face. It is enraged.

  19. Rick S. says:


  20. Rick S. says:

    Errrrrrt!…..try again…!

  21. Rick S. says:


  22. BenK22 says:

    1. Shwarma?

    2. Is this your hammer?

    3. Jello find Mjolnir.

  23. MasterBeaty85 says:

    “Go help Thor find his hammer they said, It’ll be fun they said…”

  24. Rick S. says:

    1 hammer ah ah ah…2 hammers ah ah ah…3 hammers ah ah ah…4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26…26 hammers ah ah ah!!

  25. 1rd2th3st says:

    It’s all going terribly, terribly wrong

  26. Bryce Wasley says:

    1. Why did you have to leave Mjolnir on the copier?
    2. Just call for Mjolnir already so we can go home.
    3. If you need me, I’ll be waiting in the car.

  27. Myro says:

    3. “Please remember to check the tag on your hammer, as many hammers may look alike.”

  28. Skybandit says:

    1: I joined the X-Men for this?
    2: Welcome to Mr. Pickle’s hammer shop. May I help you?
    3: So, HOW long until you turn back into Don Blake?
    4: Hey, you scared off all my sculptors with that thunder jazz!
    5: So, you leave two hammers alone for the weekend…
    6: I granted the wishes of the singers that would rather be hammers than nails!
    7: Feeling lucky, punk?

  29. Frevoli says:

    1 – Chooooose wisely…

    2 – Why Mr Odinson, they’re all your hammer

  30. Frevoli says:

    3 – You know, sometimes Loki’s mischief isn’t evil… just annoying

  31. Bad Muthabox says:

    “Worst juggling act ever.”

  32. Dan Gonzalez says:

    Even Loki’s booger can outwit Thor!

  33. Blue Blazer says:

    I think I just gave birth.

  34. Keric says:

    As you can see, You took the WRONG pill NEO!

  35. Keric says:

    Loki said he wanted to take you to the Gay bar, He didn’t say on EARTH!

  36. Decatonkeil says:

    Wonder what happened to the owners? They wouldn’t stop hitting my bumps!

  37. Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “I REALLY hope this isn’t my junk…”
    “Why do I have a red X as a belly button?”
    “The LSD is finally taking effect.”
    “A doll of me… Thanks, I think.”
    “The Blob of Multiplicity works…”
    “Where did my legs go?”

  38. thejay says:

    Boy, when he said “it’s thor’s day, let’s get hammered” he wasn’t kidding.

  39. thejay says:

    Silver surfer has a LOUSY sense of humor.

  40. thejay says:

    Dude, are you doing a moonwalk?

  41. SiKWiDiT says:

    1. Ha!! That’s for hitting me in the head so many times!!!

    2. You Big Dummy!!

  42. Bael says:

    Stop. Hammer time.

  43. punkjay says:

    If I ha a Haaamer I hammer in the morning…

  44. ProwlerKnight says:

    1. Last time he’ll use my X as a target to throw his hammer!!!!

    2. He could just call him hammer…but noooooo….somebody starts playing the pink panther music and he goes all Jacques Clouseau on me!!!

    3. I think it’s safe to say War-mer translates into “Hammer of Rabbits”

    4. Easy steps Thor, don’t want to wake them or anything.

  45. ProwlerKnight says:

    1. They said you were getting “Hammered”, I didn’t think they meant this.

    2. Not to be “Blunt” or anything, but couldn’t you just call your hammer to you?

    3. Ok so the one hammer I can’t lift…oh come on I’m a friggen blob of snot, I can’t lift ANY of these!!!

    4. If this is your mind, I’m nicknaming you Hammerhead.

    5. Got Hammers?

    6. As they say, overkill is underrated.

  46. Ben says:

    1. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong. One of these thi. I CAN’T GET THE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

    2. I hate these “Find the one that doesn’t match” games!

    3. Someone really F-ed up this checkers board.

    4. 52 hammer pick-up!

  47. Onikagenoken says:

    “HAHAHA! You loose Thor! The only way you could possibly find your true hammer now would be to hit me with all of them and see which one…whoops”

  48. Onikagenoken says:

    “UUUUGGG, we’ve been at this store for hours. All the hammers look good on you, just pick one please.”

  49. The Atomic Punk says:

    1. I smell cheese.

    2. Do these lumps on my head make me look fat?

    3. Hammer? How about helping me find my legs?!?

    4. Eeewwww, look what I almost floated over.

  50. Skybandit says:

    8: One for every letter of the alphabet: Ajolnir, Bjolnir…
    9: Azgardian chess is confusing!
    10: Decisions, decisions…
    11: Thor? I thought you were Brock Samson!

  51. Bolthrower says:

    1.) mmmm. mmmm. mmmmm. (there’s no visable mouth)

    2.) Now, Thunder God, you’ll never find the REAL Mjolnir, unless you can just summon it and it flies into your hand. Dammit.