Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

It's time for another new Caption Challenge! This week you're tasked with coming up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I'll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I'll choose one of those to bear the standard as the "Featured Creator of the Week" atop the right column.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

51 Responses to Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

  1. Avatar Gero says:

    1. I think the acid is starting to kick in…

  2. JR19759 JR19759 says:

    1. STOP! Hammer Time
    2. Man, talk about getting hammered

  3. Avatar Big Mac says:

    (Gero kinda beat me to the essence of the joke, but….)

    1) Hmmm. Asgaurdian ‘shrooms.

    2) The search for a wrench continues.

    3) They all tenderize meat Thor, just pick one.

  4. Avatar marKus730 says:

    1) Thor! Is this your brain?
    2) Did you have to hit me so many times?
    3) Now try finding the real Mjolnir

  5. Avatar punkjay says:

    1) You loose your magic hammer in a pile of hammers and they call ME the comic relief!
    2) I guess he is as dumb as a box of hammers!

  6. Avatar NHA247 says:

    Does he really think dancing is going to help find his hammer….*sigh*… Stupid Asgardian.

  7. Avatar Onikagenoken says:

    “You think YOU’VE got problems? I just lost my lens.”

    “Oh right, your trying to find your correct hammer and defeat the forces of evil. Well don’t mind me, the JANITOR, just here to clean up after you, AGAIN.”

    “MMMFFFHMMNMNHFF!”

  8. Avatar Herr D says:

    1. Doop is for dooplication.
    2. Now you can do whole storm fronts!
    3. Hold on! I’m making one more!
    4. Try to tape MY mouth shut–
    5. Let’s play a game.

  9. Avatar Austin says:

    “We should make one super-hammer out of all of these normal-hammers.”

  10. Avatar Frankie says:

    “One of them knocked my nose off.”

  11. Avatar Frankie says:

    (to the tune of It’s Raining Men)—“It’s raining Hammers!”

  12. Avatar Frankie says:

    “War-mer, war-mer. No, you’re cold.”

  13. Avatar Starfighterace421 says:

    I knew going to the hardware store was a dumb idea.

  14. Avatar EnderX says:

    “I told you this wargame was a bad idea.”

  15. Avatar Vampyrist says:

    That is the last time I get hammered with Thor

  16. Avatar Jack says:

    “I would say ‘duller than a sack of hammers’, but that somehow puts it in bad taste…”

    “Look bro, ‘All-Asgardian-Handyman’ couldn’t care less about which hammer you bring to your audition.”

    “Yeah, yeah, there are many like it but that one is yours….”

  17. Avatar Myro says:

    1. “First time in the Odinsleep, Thor? Yeah, those dreams can get pretty messed up.”

    2.”ERRRNNNGHH! Game Over. Whaaah whaaah whaaaaaaah.”

  18. Avatar Mr. Crowley says:

    You cannot see my face. It is enraged.

  19. Avatar Rick S. says:

    BAZINGA!!!!

  20. Avatar Rick S. says:

    Errrrrrt!…..try again…!

  21. Avatar Rick S. says:

    HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES!!!!…AND BY APPLES, I MEAN HAMMERS!!

  22. Avatar BenK22 says:

    1. Shwarma?

    2. Is this your hammer?

    3. Jello find Mjolnir.

  23. Avatar MasterBeaty85 says:

    “Go help Thor find his hammer they said, It’ll be fun they said…”

  24. Avatar Rick S. says:

    1 hammer ah ah ah…2 hammers ah ah ah…3 hammers ah ah ah…4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26…26 hammers ah ah ah!!

  25. Avatar 1rd2th3st says:

    It’s all going terribly, terribly wrong

  26. Avatar Bryce Wasley says:

    1. Why did you have to leave Mjolnir on the copier?
    2. Just call for Mjolnir already so we can go home.
    3. If you need me, I’ll be waiting in the car.

  27. Avatar Myro says:

    3. “Please remember to check the tag on your hammer, as many hammers may look alike.”

  28. Avatar Skybandit says:

    1: I joined the X-Men for this?
    2: Welcome to Mr. Pickle’s hammer shop. May I help you?
    3: So, HOW long until you turn back into Don Blake?
    4: Hey, you scared off all my sculptors with that thunder jazz!
    5: So, you leave two hammers alone for the weekend…
    6: I granted the wishes of the singers that would rather be hammers than nails!
    7: Feeling lucky, punk?

  29. Avatar Frevoli says:

    1 – Chooooose wisely…

    2 – Why Mr Odinson, they’re all your hammer

  30. Avatar Frevoli says:

    3 – You know, sometimes Loki’s mischief isn’t evil… just annoying

  31. Avatar Bad Muthabox says:

    “Worst juggling act ever.”

  32. Avatar Dan Gonzalez says:

    Even Loki’s booger can outwit Thor!

  33. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    I think I just gave birth.

  34. Avatar Keric says:

    As you can see, You took the WRONG pill NEO!

  35. Avatar Keric says:

    Loki said he wanted to take you to the Gay bar, He didn’t say on EARTH!

  36. Avatar Decatonkeil says:

    Wonder what happened to the owners? They wouldn’t stop hitting my bumps!

  37. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “I REALLY hope this isn’t my junk…”
    “Why do I have a red X as a belly button?”
    “The LSD is finally taking effect.”
    “A doll of me… Thanks, I think.”
    “The Blob of Multiplicity works…”
    “Where did my legs go?”

  38. Avatar thejay says:

    Boy, when he said “it’s thor’s day, let’s get hammered” he wasn’t kidding.

  39. Avatar thejay says:

    Silver surfer has a LOUSY sense of humor.

  40. Avatar thejay says:

    Dude, are you doing a moonwalk?

  41. Avatar SiKWiDiT says:

    1. Ha!! That’s for hitting me in the head so many times!!!

    2. You Big Dummy!!

  42. Avatar Bael says:

    Stop. Hammer time.

  43. Avatar punkjay says:

    If I ha a Haaamer I hammer in the morning…

  44. Avatar ProwlerKnight says:

    1. Last time he’ll use my X as a target to throw his hammer!!!!

    2. He could just call him hammer…but noooooo….somebody starts playing the pink panther music and he goes all Jacques Clouseau on me!!!

    3. I think it’s safe to say War-mer translates into “Hammer of Rabbits”

    4. Easy steps Thor, don’t want to wake them or anything.

  45. Avatar ProwlerKnight says:

    1. They said you were getting “Hammered”, I didn’t think they meant this.

    2. Not to be “Blunt” or anything, but couldn’t you just call your hammer to you?

    3. Ok so the one hammer I can’t lift…oh come on I’m a friggen blob of snot, I can’t lift ANY of these!!!

    4. If this is your mind, I’m nicknaming you Hammerhead.

    5. Got Hammers?

    6. As they say, overkill is underrated.

  46. Avatar Ben says:

    1. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong. One of these thi. I CAN’T GET THE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

    2. I hate these “Find the one that doesn’t match” games!

    3. Someone really F-ed up this checkers board.

    4. 52 hammer pick-up!

  47. Avatar Onikagenoken says:

    “HAHAHA! You loose Thor! The only way you could possibly find your true hammer now would be to hit me with all of them and see which one…whoops”

  48. Avatar Onikagenoken says:

    “UUUUGGG, we’ve been at this store for hours. All the hammers look good on you, just pick one please.”

  49. Avatar The Atomic Punk says:

    1. I smell cheese.

    2. Do these lumps on my head make me look fat?

    3. Hammer? How about helping me find my legs?!?

    4. Eeewwww, look what I almost floated over.

  50. Avatar Skybandit says:

    8: One for every letter of the alphabet: Ajolnir, Bjolnir…
    9: Azgardian chess is confusing!
    10: Decisions, decisions…
    11: Thor? I thought you were Brock Samson!

  51. Avatar Bolthrower says:

    1.) mmmm. mmmm. mmmmm. (there’s no visable mouth)

    2.) Now, Thunder God, you’ll never find the REAL Mjolnir, unless you can just summon it and it flies into your hand. Dammit.