Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

It’s time for another new Caption Challenge! This week you’re tasked with coming up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I’ll pick out some as my personal favorites to highlight in a post next Monday, and then I’ll choose one of those to bear the standard as the “Featured Creator of the Week” atop the right column.

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

51 Responses to Caption Challenge 132: Dooplicitous

  1. 1. I think the acid is starting to kick in…

  2. 1. STOP! Hammer Time
    2. Man, talk about getting hammered

  3. (Gero kinda beat me to the essence of the joke, but….)

    1) Hmmm. Asgaurdian ‘shrooms.

    2) The search for a wrench continues.

    3) They all tenderize meat Thor, just pick one.

  4. 1) Thor! Is this your brain?
    2) Did you have to hit me so many times?
    3) Now try finding the real Mjolnir

  5. 1) You loose your magic hammer in a pile of hammers and they call ME the comic relief!
    2) I guess he is as dumb as a box of hammers!

  6. Does he really think dancing is going to help find his hammer….*sigh*… Stupid Asgardian.

  7. “You think YOU’VE got problems? I just lost my lens.”

    “Oh right, your trying to find your correct hammer and defeat the forces of evil. Well don’t mind me, the JANITOR, just here to clean up after you, AGAIN.”

    “MMMFFFHMMNMNHFF!”

  8. 1. Doop is for dooplication.
    2. Now you can do whole storm fronts!
    3. Hold on! I’m making one more!
    4. Try to tape MY mouth shut–
    5. Let’s play a game.

  9. “We should make one super-hammer out of all of these normal-hammers.”

  10. “One of them knocked my nose off.”

  11. (to the tune of It’s Raining Men)—“It’s raining Hammers!”

  12. “War-mer, war-mer. No, you’re cold.”

  13. Starfighterace421

    I knew going to the hardware store was a dumb idea.

  14. “I told you this wargame was a bad idea.”

  15. That is the last time I get hammered with Thor

  16. “I would say ‘duller than a sack of hammers’, but that somehow puts it in bad taste…”

    “Look bro, ‘All-Asgardian-Handyman’ couldn’t care less about which hammer you bring to your audition.”

    “Yeah, yeah, there are many like it but that one is yours….”

  17. 1. “First time in the Odinsleep, Thor? Yeah, those dreams can get pretty messed up.”

    2.”ERRRNNNGHH! Game Over. Whaaah whaaah whaaaaaaah.”

  18. You cannot see my face. It is enraged.

  19. BAZINGA!!!!

  20. Errrrrrt!…..try again…!

  21. HOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES!!!!…AND BY APPLES, I MEAN HAMMERS!!

  22. 1. Shwarma?

    2. Is this your hammer?

    3. Jello find Mjolnir.

  23. MasterBeaty85

    “Go help Thor find his hammer they said, It’ll be fun they said…”

  24. 1 hammer ah ah ah…2 hammers ah ah ah…3 hammers ah ah ah…4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26…26 hammers ah ah ah!!

  25. It’s all going terribly, terribly wrong

  26. 1. Why did you have to leave Mjolnir on the copier?
    2. Just call for Mjolnir already so we can go home.
    3. If you need me, I’ll be waiting in the car.

  27. 3. “Please remember to check the tag on your hammer, as many hammers may look alike.”

  28. 1: I joined the X-Men for this?
    2: Welcome to Mr. Pickle’s hammer shop. May I help you?
    3: So, HOW long until you turn back into Don Blake?
    4: Hey, you scared off all my sculptors with that thunder jazz!
    5: So, you leave two hammers alone for the weekend…
    6: I granted the wishes of the singers that would rather be hammers than nails!
    7: Feeling lucky, punk?

  29. 1 – Chooooose wisely…

    2 – Why Mr Odinson, they’re all your hammer

  30. 3 – You know, sometimes Loki’s mischief isn’t evil… just annoying

  31. “Worst juggling act ever.”

  32. Even Loki’s booger can outwit Thor!

  33. I think I just gave birth.

  34. As you can see, You took the WRONG pill NEO!

  35. Loki said he wanted to take you to the Gay bar, He didn’t say on EARTH!

  36. Wonder what happened to the owners? They wouldn’t stop hitting my bumps!

  37. Gabe Puratekuta

    “I REALLY hope this isn’t my junk…”
    “Why do I have a red X as a belly button?”
    “The LSD is finally taking effect.”
    “A doll of me… Thanks, I think.”
    “The Blob of Multiplicity works…”
    “Where did my legs go?”

  38. Boy, when he said “it’s thor’s day, let’s get hammered” he wasn’t kidding.

  39. Silver surfer has a LOUSY sense of humor.

  40. Dude, are you doing a moonwalk?

  41. 1. Ha!! That’s for hitting me in the head so many times!!!

    2. You Big Dummy!!

  42. Stop. Hammer time.

  43. If I ha a Haaamer I hammer in the morning…

  44. 1. Last time he’ll use my X as a target to throw his hammer!!!!

    2. He could just call him hammer…but noooooo….somebody starts playing the pink panther music and he goes all Jacques Clouseau on me!!!

    3. I think it’s safe to say War-mer translates into “Hammer of Rabbits”

    4. Easy steps Thor, don’t want to wake them or anything.

  45. 1. They said you were getting “Hammered”, I didn’t think they meant this.

    2. Not to be “Blunt” or anything, but couldn’t you just call your hammer to you?

    3. Ok so the one hammer I can’t lift…oh come on I’m a friggen blob of snot, I can’t lift ANY of these!!!

    4. If this is your mind, I’m nicknaming you Hammerhead.

    5. Got Hammers?

    6. As they say, overkill is underrated.

  46. 1. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong. One of these thi. I CAN’T GET THE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

    2. I hate these “Find the one that doesn’t match” games!

    3. Someone really F-ed up this checkers board.

    4. 52 hammer pick-up!

  47. “HAHAHA! You loose Thor! The only way you could possibly find your true hammer now would be to hit me with all of them and see which one…whoops”

  48. “UUUUGGG, we’ve been at this store for hours. All the hammers look good on you, just pick one please.”

  49. The Atomic Punk

    1. I smell cheese.

    2. Do these lumps on my head make me look fat?

    3. Hammer? How about helping me find my legs?!?

    4. Eeewwww, look what I almost floated over.

  50. 8: One for every letter of the alphabet: Ajolnir, Bjolnir…
    9: Azgardian chess is confusing!
    10: Decisions, decisions…
    11: Thor? I thought you were Brock Samson!

  51. 1.) mmmm. mmmm. mmmmm. (there’s no visable mouth)

    2.) Now, Thunder God, you’ll never find the REAL Mjolnir, unless you can just summon it and it flies into your hand. Dammit.