(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 6, 1941.)
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“Excuse me, sir? But don’t you think that clown looks a little suspicious?”
“What do you mean? We’re at the circus.”
“Well, he’s looking around at and in everything. And, how can I put this? His eyes are cocked.”
“What?! Nab him! That’s Tom-the-Peeper.”
I could show you, but then I’d be arrested for public indecency.
Doesn’t cockeyed mean the same as cross-eyed, or some similar sight impediment? Yeah, I’m thinking you want his eyes to be the opposite of that.
I dunno… Sgt Pepper and Cirque Du Freakay look like they each got both eyes cocked. Ouch. What I wanna know is what the clown’s gonna snoop his nose into with both eyes in a permanent squint? The tiger cage? This looks (heh) like a job for Mr Magoo.
That’s when a baby’s eyelids and ears were incomplete and the skin graft came from his circumcision, right?
lol I guess this guy had basic training with Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket!
I seen a movie one time where this guy and girl were wrestling and she came out a little cock-eyed but not cock-eared.
Can you hear me now?
yep!