How do you cock your eyes?

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9 Responses to How do you cock your eyes?

1. Frankie | July 12, 2012 at 11:44 am |

   “Excuse me, sir? But don’t you think that clown looks a little suspicious?”

   “What do you mean? We’re at the circus.”

   “Well, he’s looking around at and in everything. And, how can I put this? His eyes are cocked.”

   “What?! Nab him! That’s Tom-the-Peeper.”

2. The Imp | July 12, 2012 at 11:46 am |

   I could show you, but then I’d be arrested for public indecency.

3. Myro | July 12, 2012 at 12:44 pm |

   Doesn’t cockeyed mean the same as cross-eyed, or some similar sight impediment? Yeah, I’m thinking you want his eyes to be the opposite of that.

4. Patriot_Missile | July 12, 2012 at 1:14 pm |

   I dunno… Sgt Pepper and Cirque Du Freakay look like they each got both eyes cocked. Ouch. What I wanna know is what the clown’s gonna snoop his nose into with both eyes in a permanent squint? The tiger cage? This looks (heh) like a job for Mr Magoo.

5. Herr D | July 13, 2012 at 12:27 am |

   That’s when a baby’s eyelids and ears were incomplete and the skin graft came from his circumcision, right?

6. punkjay | July 13, 2012 at 3:59 am |

   lol I guess this guy had basic training with Lee Ermy in Full Metal Jacket!

7. TOOL | July 13, 2012 at 8:03 am |

   I seen a movie one time where this guy and girl were wrestling and she came out a little cock-eyed but not cock-eared.

8. punkjay | July 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm |

   TOOL:
   I seen a movie one time where this guy and girl were wrestling and she came out a little cock-eyed but not cock-eared.

   Can you hear me now?

9. TOOL | July 14, 2012 at 7:17 am |

   punkjay: Can you hear me now?

   yep!