Phrases you never want to hear: "Receive a sample of my gases!"

(From "Target Comics" volume 2, number 2, 1941.)

8 Responses to Phrases you never want to hear: "Receive a sample of my gases!"

  1. Dan Gonzalez

    That’s pretty high tech for a “dutch oven”. Someone should tell him it’s more satisfying with just a blanket… 🙂

  2. Just a sample?

    Villains don’t have private death chambers these days. Can’t get Planning Permission, I understand.

  3. “You wouldn’t believe how many tins of baked beans I went through just to produce a sample!”

  4. Rich Willett

    Let me get this stright? Did he buy the death chamber from Target?

  5. @Rich Willett:
    I believe ‘Target’ is the guy inside the chamber, the one with the giant bullseye painted on him. Of course, that doesn’t mean this guy didn’t buy it from him…

  6. “And for just $19.95 a month you can join my gas club and receive many more of my eloquent gases that I’ve built up over the years. Tell your friends. For an additional charge of only $4.95, I’ll include this recipe book of foods that generated all one hundred and forty-two of my various smells and sounds.”

  7. Jesus, it’s like it’s not even trying to sound vague.

  8. and I can’t even get a simple tank of sharks with frickin lazer beams on their heads!