The Recommended Daily Allowance of 'Shot in the Face With Atomic Rays'

(From “Blue Bolt” number 2, 1940.)

8 Responses to The Recommended Daily Allowance of 'Shot in the Face With Atomic Rays'

  1. Someone needs to tell that guy that radiation is bad for humans. Smelling salts won’t lead to cancer years down the road.

  2. “…and then a nice asbestos sandwich and she’ll be right as rain!”

  3. Wonder what he thinks normal really is?

  4. Boom! Headshot!

  5. That’s enough, Bathing-suit Guy! She’s already missing half her arm!

  6. Another job well done for, THE OBSESSED ATOMIZER!

  7. “Shot in the Face With Atomic Rays” was going to be the title of my book of poems.

  8. ‘Shot in the Face with Atomic Rays’ sounds like the highly technical lingo I hear from my HMO.