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(From "Banner Comics" number 3, 1941.)
I had one of those once, it knocked me out of bed. I told my wife we had an earthquake and that it must of broke a sewer line some where. She didn’t believe me. lol
The dog did it………
It’s pretty dang stank when even the Atlantic winds cannot keep the foul gas from burning the Captain’s nose hairs off.
They let a sea lion get into the beans? That’s just asking for trouble.
Okay, that made me laugh. And I normally don’t laugh at “those kind” of jokes.
It’s the way the crusty old sea dog says “You nasty man!”, like a little old lady or a 9-year-old girl.
Why it’s a bad idea to join the Mexican Navy
Nah, that weren’t no beans. It was the fifty heads of cabbage Cookie made sure each of the men got for lunch. Cabbage gas is twice as deadly as bean gas, everyone should know that.