For I have a shed to knock down, O Lord!

(From “Samson” number 1, 1940.)

13 Responses to For I have a shed to knock down, O Lord!

  1. “A Samson?”
    So, no Samson in particular I guess. Just any old Samson.

  2. Yeah, just open the phone book (if it even exists in this day and age) and pick a Samson… Any Samson….

    Samson Lee
    Samson Jones
    Samsonite
    Son of Sam…..

  3. This guy has NO IDEA the amount of property damage he’s about to unleash on the world…

  4. “And if Samson isn’t available, we’ll settle for . . . Bulletman.”

    Hey, Jeff! Any word from your corporate overlords on when or if HM 2.5 might be back up? It’s not really a big deal since I have HM 2.5 installed on my system, but I was just wondering. Thanks!

  5. Yep, back up now, Niall. There was a misspelling in the database somewhere jacking it up, but now it’s good to go. Apologies for the aggravation!

  6. Off topic but HeroMachine 3 is not working for me. If I click the link above it takes me to the page but it’s blank. I’m not a computer guy (as far as I’m concerned my laptop runs on black magic and dreams) so I don’t know if this is a problem with my computer, my net connection, or the website.

  7. I also had a problem with HM3 this morning. My creations were loading weirdly and it’s all written in much more detail on my Hero Archives thread. It seems to be working properly now though, except for three creations that I click on but will either get stuck loading halfway through, or not even start loading. Which is annoying since I need to get the text string as backup.
    Funnily enough, it started working properly after Shockwave crashed and started up again.

  8. My guess would be that traffic spiked or something with the lack of HM2 and the server struggled to keep up. But that’s just a guess. It seems to be working properly now.

  9. “But, don’t make him too mighty, my Lord. I also require a little boy to..ah..aid him. A DAVID! Yes, I like that name.”

  10. HM3 is still not working for me.

  11. Okay, no flash media will work for me. It seems to be a fuckup with my computer.

  12. Also, I need him to be easily contained, just in case. So make sure I can rob him of his strength by cutting his hair, and make his hair easy to cut. If the only thing I have around is a baseball bat or a rock, then make it so I can cut his hair with those items.

  13. And, as the mighty Samson appeared in front of the wise man, the shock of suddenly appearing like that caused his hair to fall off.