Worst. Detective. Ever.

(From "Fantastic Comics" number 17, 1941.)

9 Responses to Worst. Detective. Ever.

  1. “If I shoot at it enough, maybe I’ll find out!”

  2. Avatar Hammerknight

    “I just wonder where my partner is, he is always a quick one to join in on a fire fight.”

  3. “Magic Bullet, strike that door true, and reveal to me all it’s secrets.”

    “Beyond that door, lies a broom, winter coats, a vacuum and a full body latex suit and leather mask, my Lord.”

  4. Apparently he missed the class on “Opening Doors: Try turning the knob first” at Detective School.

  5. “Hey lockpics are for sissies!”

  6. You should use this one for the next Caption contest Jeff. It has great potential!

  7. Okay, I’m curious – is there someone inside the door shooting back at him, or are those other bulletlines from a partner crouching on the floor next to him?

  8. EnderX, that’s coming from the door. Which prompted me to almost go with the headline “Also, I wonder if it has a gun.”

  9. Avatar Dan Gonzalez

    Where’s Samson when you need him?