Caption Contest 105: ROM Com

With hearty thanks once again to Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures", your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I think her title is perfect -- "ROM com". Too funny!

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This week we have a cap of no more than five (5) entries per person, so make 'em your best!

142 Responses to Caption Contest 105: ROM Com

  1. 1. Honey, I’m home!

  2. 2. I object! She’s MY fiancee!

  3. 3. Damn these mitts!

  4. Sorry! Traffic’s a bitch today!

  5. 4. Doors, meet my fists. Samson style!

  6. Okay, which one of you sorry punks parked the black car with the long box in the No Parking zone?

  7. 5. Comin’ through!

  8. You’re gonna do WHAT with my daughter?!?

  9. 1. “How’s this for ‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’?”
    2. “WHERE THE ROBOT WOMEN AT?!”
    3. “I OBJECT!”
    4. “Come with me if you want to live.”

  10. The only one I have for now is:

    1) ALL HAIL KAVROOM!!

  11. “Well hello, Mrs. Robinson!”

  12. 1. Where is it? Where’s the BATHROOM!

  13. 2. Umm…I’m guessing this *isn’t* the Chinese takeaway?

  14. 3. Stupid broken doorbell!

  15. 4. Stop this wedding! By order of the Most High Robot President XZarg!

  16. Nick Hentschel

    “HEY, KOOL_AID!!!”

    “Heeere I come, to save the daaaayyyyy!!”

  17. 1.”Whoops, wrong church”
    2.”Alright, who’s the wise guy who took my keys?!”
    3.”I’ve come to preach the word of Samson!”

  18. 1. Objection! She’s all ready married to me!

    2. Samson! There you are!

  19. 3. Sorry I’m late!

  20. “That’s right, not even your secret weapon the door can stop me! you’re all DOOMED!”

  21. “Hello? I’m supposed to be on trial for destruction of public property, is this the right court room?”

  22. “Alright, who’s the wise guy who put a court room here?”

  23. 1. “Can I get a hallelujah?”
    2. “Robot God needs booze.”

  24. The fun has arived

    Dont marry him!

    I pitty da fool who try and keep metal man out with wooden door

    Those rooms to go doors are not very well made I guess

    Frankie sorry

  25. 1. The Cake is a Lie!

  26. 1. Elaine! Elaine!
    2. Am I too late for the bris?

  27. 1) OH YEAH!

    2) WHERE’S THE OPEN BAR!?

    3) WORSHIP ME, THE ROBOT L. RON HUBBARD!

    Mr. Q

  28. 1. HAHA!I am your surprise guest!
    2. I am here to capture the bride!
    3. Resistance is futile!
    4. You forget the organist!
    5. I love you! Give me a chance!

  29. “Now you say, ‘Who’s there?'”

  30. Sutter_Kaine

    1) Resist Octopus Militants!!!
    2) Restrict Odd Motions!!!
    3) Repent Oh Monkeys!!!
    4) Revere Our Mittens!!!
    5) Kangaroos Administering Vaccinations Relish Our Odd Mustaches!!!

  31. 1. Why is the Micronauts merchandise outselling mine?

    2. Everybody, what do you call a room full of baby cows?

    3. To hell with the Transformers!

    4. Klattu barada KICK ASS!

    5. I should have used my wrist-mounted blasters!

  32. 1.) I’m back, baby.
    2.) Come with me if you want to live.
    3.) Join the dark side, we have cookies.
    4.) Get to the chopper!
    5.) Hunk of junk? I’ll show you!

  33. How dare you defy the Wrath of Mitten Man, the master of all things warm handed!

  34. count libido

    1) Hail Hydra!
    2) I wanna be in the Avengers movie too!
    3) Iron Man 3, bitches!
    4) LASER HIGH FIVE!
    5) I caught a huge invisible fish!

  35. There’s a joke about wedding crashing in there somewhere, but I can’t place it.

  36. “Do NOT go in there. Woo!”

  37. “You trick Zog. That was not the Kavroom.”

  38. Can I get an AMEN!!!

  39. “I’m here to kick ass and chew Kevlar. And I’m all out of Kevlar.”

  40. 2. I knew I’d find you here, I didn’t want to believe, but I knew it was inevitable. Just as you know I can’t let you go without a fight! Win or lose you will always be the Arch-Nemesis of my life.

  41. SpellCheckingQuill

    Who ordered the large pepperoni sausage?

  42. 1. Steroids!
    2. There you are Waldo!
    3. ROM con punch!
    4. Julia, your batteries are almost depleted
    5. Step dad, in da church!

  43. Nick Hentschel

    “Warren Jeffs, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!!!”

  44. ” Stop the wedding, I love that man!!!!”

  45. 1) I want my Cheesy Poofs!!

    2) Heeerrreee’s ULTRON!!!

    3) I obj . . . My bad, wrong wedding.

    4) Heeere, comes your doom . . .

  46. 1) Ohhhhhhhh, crap. Wrong room.
    2) Don’t do it, Rhonda! I survived the crash!
    3) Welcome to the Kav Room!
    4) Ha! Chalk up one more shifty-eyed door!
    5) You wore WHITE, Amy? That’s a joke.

  47. 4. “Stop the wedding! I’m the real ROM!”

    5. “Huh. A church in blue space”

  48. 1. Good… you’re already saying your prayers!
    2. Here come the judge.
    3. Quick, the building’s slid off its foundation!
    4. The DJ will not play “Flo Rida” during the wedding reception!
    5. Check out my new Keds!

    @Danny Beaty(31#1): Because ROM action figures were so dang expensive (but not as expensive as Transformers). ;9

    @BlueBlazer(46#5): That was too funny!

    I read and collected ROM. I remember this issue and great storyline. But I don’t want to be a spoiler…

  49. That’s right Scientoligists, its Xenu, and I’m Baaaack!

  50. “I’m here for the revival!”

  51. Good afternoon. Might I interest you in some fine replacement doors?

  52. 5) Bite my shiny metal adult diaper!!

  53. 1. Yes?

    2. Ohhh yeahhhh! Kool-Aid Man got an UPGRADE!

    3. Has anybody seen my poodle?

    4. STOP THE WEDDING! She doesn’t love him, she loves me! ME! MEEEEEE!!

    5. Quick, does anybody have a Q-37 illudium space modulator to keep me from exploding?

  54. 1. The android executioner will come like a thief in the night!

  55. “Oh, COME ON!!!! ‘Kavroom?!’ Seriously?! That’s the best explosion-related word you can come up with?!”

  56. 3. How do these blasted earth doors work again?
    Maybe… nope, not like that. Sorry, sorry everyone.

    4. Everyone stay clam, I’ve just recieved information over the com of a very dangerous looking large, white robot entering this building.

  57. *4 Everyone stay calm, I’ve just recieved information over the com of a very dangerous looking, large, white robot entering this building.

  58. 5. Disinvite?! You maniacle fiend! You almost got away with it!

  59. Master Beaty

    1.)”Why yes I *DO* have a reason why this couple should not be wed!”
    2.)”Wait make O.J. try the gloves on *RIGHT*!”
    3.)”Man I am totally gonna request that version of Lollipop from the end of ‘The Hangover’!”

  60. 1. Somebody said Caaaake!
    2. “STATEMENT: THIS MEETING FOR THE UPRISE BEGINS NOW MY ROBOT BROTHERS. CONFUSED ADDENDUM: WAIT. THIS IS NOT THE MEETING PLACE.”

  61. 3. “Robo-Samson smash!”

  62. 1. How dare she wear white!
    2. These dire doors have felt my wrath!
    3. Where’s your messiah now?
    4. Let’s get this party star…Oh, sorry.
    5. Dead or alive, Priest, you’re coming with me!

  63. 4. Give me Shaun Conner! NOOOOOWW!

  64. 1. “NOW it’s a party!”
    2. “I object!”
    3. “Who ordered the large with extra cheese?”

  65. Mrrrmrrrmrrmrrrrmrrrrrr!!!

    (I always thought it odd that ROM could speak without a mouth. This is what I think every ROM monologue should sound like – think “Peanuts” or the Pyro in TF2)

  66. Complete Entry Compilation

    1. The Cake is a Lie!

    2. I knew I’d find you here, I didn’t want to believe, but I knew it was inevitable. Just as you know I can’t let you go without a fight! Win or lose you will always be the Arch-Nemesis of my life.

    3. How do these blasted earth doors work again?
    Maybe… nope, not like that. Sorry, sorry everyone.

    4. Everyone stay calm, I’ve just recieved information over the com of a very dangerous looking, large, white robot entering this building.

    5. Disinvite?! You maniacle fiend! You almost got away with it!

  67. Surrender the Female or be destroyed.

    So say the Creator

  68. It’s the new and improved Samson!

  69. 1. “I feel the call of the Lawd! Can I get a AMEN?!”
    2. “Is Confession still open?”
    3. “Shalom, biatches!”
    4. “Hey, um… someone broke your doors. I, uh.. didn’t see who or anything…”
    5. “I’d like to talk to someone about getting circumcised.”

  70. 1. “Kneel before ZOD!
    2. “P-Robot in da house!”
    3. “This is A-1337 sayin to turn the music up to 11”
    4. “Daaaady’s HOME!”
    5. “I got the POWER!!!!”

  71. Here´s Johnny !

  72. 1. I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE!
    2. DOOR BUSTER!
    3. NO MORE LOCKED DOORS! GRACIAS!
    4. GOD TOLD TO KNOCK THIS DOOR DOWN!
    5. I declare this place my kingdom and you are my minions! FEAR ME!

  73. Prepare to die my arch enemies and your Legion Of Doom! oh…….. sorry this isn’t the Legion Of Doom by any chance is it ?

    WOOOOOHOOOOO party !!!!!!! hold on a second this isnt my robot brothers house party is it ?

    Ok now i am very annoyed who took my cans and stuck them on the back of that car ! That had my lunch in !

    Son you and me have to talking to do ! This was not the girl from last night!!!

    HERE COMES THE BRIDE MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA !

  74. 1. “VOTE ‘NO’ on the budget!”
    2. “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”
    3. “Man vs Machine? LETS GET IT ON!”
    4. “Hail Ming!”
    5. “Up your money for the collection plate!”

  75. I had a couple, but most of them I got beaten to the punch, leaving me with:
    1. Exterminate! Exterminate!
    2. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MEEE!!!

  76. 1. “I object! She’s carrying my child…process.”
    2. “I object! I’m carrying his child.”
    3. “Wait, this isn’t the Schwartzmann bar mitzvah? Oy.”
    4. “There’s a tan Escalade in the parking lot with its lights on!”
    5. “Emergency! A disco inferno is heading toward the area!”

  77. Watson Bradshaw

    1. Doors can’t stop the word of Robo-Jesus!

    2. Hard drive CRASH!

    3. QUICK, open your binary bibles to psalms 0010110111.

    4. ROM One, Doors Zero.

    5. DRAMATIC ENTRANCE INITIATED!

  78. BOOM goes the Spaceknight!

  79. WHO’S HOUSE? ROM’S HOUSE!

  80. First time to enter this type of contest. I don’t think my english good for it but i make a probe.

    1. “Where is my RAM?”

    2. “Open Sesame!”

    3. “Who stole my plugins, i need my plugins?”

    4. “I only test the door really made by wood.”

    5. “The angry doorhandle attack me, but i crush it”

  81. Hulk smash, Rom Kavoom!

    There’s always room for ROM!

  82. borntobealoser

    1. “I now pronounce you Man and Wife.”

    2. “The door was coming right at me. You all saw it!”

  83. borntobealoser

    3. “My invite must have gotten lost in the post.”

  84. borntobealoser

    4. “One stripogram for… Sorry, wrong door.”

  85. borntobealoser

    5. “It’s already started? What’ve I missed?”

  86. So. many. great. lines…damn you all for being so funny. 🙂

    1. KAVROOM, God’s [i]real[/i] name.

    2. Here comes da Judge!

    3. I’ve come to avenge my botched circumcision!

    4. I’ve met my creator, time for you to meet yours!

  87. @Tarkarbarka: Welcome to the caption contest!

  88. 1. Are you ready to RUM-BBBLLLLLEEEE!
    2. Where’s the bathroom! I’m touchin’ cloth here…!

  89. 3. Okay sinners, time to pay the piper!

  90. 4. I OBJECT! I did not have sexual relations with that toaster!

  91. 1. Hi.

    2. This is the sound of one door smashing!

    3. Doors? Where we’re going, we don’t need doors!

    4. WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?!

    5. All rise… FOR YOUR DOOM!

  92. I’m sorry, I can’t think of a caption because I’m too distracted by that ridiculous sound effect.

    “Kavroom”? Really? Why didn’t they use something like “crash!” or “smash!” for their sound effect? Are those words copyrighted or something? What is it with comic companies and their fucking insane made-up onomatopoeias?

  93. Sean From Edwards

    Shalom Bitches!!!

  94. I object! The bride is a cyclon!

  95. “YOU OBJECT! oh wait, I think that came out wrong.”

  96. Aerial Man – here to improve your reception

  97. I’m just a android, standing in front of a cyborg, asking him to interface

  98. sorry… wrong church

  99. 1. The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!
    2. But that’s MY DRESS!
    3. Jocasta, what the HELL is going on here?!
    4. Oooh, is that a sausage roll?
    5. DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!

  100. Nick Hentschel

    “Can you smell what the ROM is cooking?”

  101. “Here’s ROM-mie!

  102. 1. “Dire Wraiths, prepare to meet your….sorry about that.”

  103. 1. “And God said… Let there be party!

    2. I OBJECT!!!

  104. 3. “I and several others of the H.M. Community OBJECT to this marriage!”

  105. 1. Sorry, i forgot the keys.
    2. Oh man, i thought i could walk through walls.
    3. Hey i thought you guys said you wouldn’t lock the door again.

  106. “OH YEAH!”

  107. “IS THIS THE TINNITUS SUPPORT GROUP!”

  108. Nick Hentschel

    “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”

  109. Pastafanarianism RULES!

  110. spidercow2010

    Off-topic @tarkabarka: I’m not trying to mock your English, I swear, and there’s no denying you speak at least one more language than I do, but ‘probe’ is probably not the word you want here. Probe is something usually associated with space- or deep-sea-exploratory mechanisms, or proctologists, or alien abductors, so it carries a connotation I’m guessing you didn’t intend. More to the point, I think, would have been “I’ll make an attempt” or “I’ll give it a try” or “take a shot (or a stab) at it.” Again, I’m making no judgment here; English is a b!t@h.

  111. spidercow2010

    “I’m BACK! It’s ROBO-JESUS, you SINNERS!”

  112. Joachim de Ravenbel

    1. THERE’S NO PAPER IN THE PRIVY!
    2. WHO LOCKED ME IN THE BATHROOM ?!
    3. WHO STOLE MY WINGS ?!
    4. Wrong door, sorry…
    5. PRIEST, DO YOUR OFFICE.

  113. Jester (91): Very nice Back To The Future reference.

  114. jamesinchains

    ‘CAKE OR DEATTTHHHHHH!!!’

  115. Spidercow2010 (110)

    Thank you Spidercow, you are absolutely right.

    Attempt = Próba

    – Why i think probe similar with próba, grrr i’m now very angry with myself. If i don’t know a word why i don’t look to it what it means.

    And the correct words.
    I don’t think my english good enough for this but i will give myself a chance , and i will make an attempt.

    További jó kép felírat versenyt mindenkinek.
    Additional good caption contest for everybody.

  116. jamesinchains

    ‘Yes, I’m wearing white!!!’

  117. “That Priest said I have no soul! NO SOOOOOUL!!!

  118. “By my iron granny panties, you all shall…oops, sorry.”

  119. “What? You were expecting maybe, Kool-aid Man?”

  120. 1) I put the ROM in romance!
    2) May 21 2011, I live again!
    3) 29:59, thirty minuets or LESS!
    4) Have you heard the word of- oh wait…
    5) Avon calling!

  121. please replace #2 with the following:
    2) It really IS bigger on the inside!

  122. VROOOM! VROOOM! SCREEEEECH! Sorry. My imaginary brakes are out.

  123. HERE COMES THE BRIDE!!!

  124. Oops, I was looking for the kitchen not the Kavroom.

  125. Should-a Had-a V8!

  126. Should I have knocked first?

  127. Ooop’s this isn’t Charlie Sheen’s wedding. Ehh, it’s gonna be a trainwreck anyway.

  128. Is Lucy here? Cause’ I’m home.

  129. Ethan Shuster

    “EEEEEPAAA!”

  130. Ethan Shuster

    “Knock- knock- knockin’ on Heaven’s door!”

  131. Ethan Shuster

    “Judo CHOP!”

  132. Ok, there’s an awful lot of these and after weeding out all the ones that have been repeated over and over again (i.e., objections to a wedding, etc.) and of course, my own, to avoid accusations of bias, if I had to pick my favorites so far:

    (Giving credit to the first one to post the line)

    Wulf (9): “Come with me if you want to live.”
    Martian Blue (25): “The cake is a lie!”
    Frankie (39): “I’m here to kick ass and chew Kevlar. And I’m all out of Kevlar.”
    Rapthama (42): “There you are Waldo!” (I love a good Waldo reference)
    Blue Blazer (46): “You wore WHITE, Amy? That’s a joke!”
    Anthony Z (70): “Kneel before ZOD!”
    Sean Murphy (75): “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO MEEEEE!!!”
    John (78): “BOOM goes the Spaceknight.”
    Jester (91): “Doors? Where we’re going, we don’t need doors.” (You forgot to leave a dramatic pause before the last “doors”)
    Jessica (99): “Jocasta, what the HELL is going on here?”

    Others are really good too, but those are the five funniest and most original. Apart from mine, of course. 😛 Just kidding. But of course, my opinion means nothing.

  133. 1)Oh Yeah, always wanted to say that,
    2)I just won bingo
    3)This is a raid
    4)He’s Not Dead Yet
    5)Any one have a can opener, i’ve been stuck in here for a week and it smells like pee

  134. @CPrime: Thanks! I reached deep for that one. Couldn’t remember the name of Ultron’s bride so I had to Wikipedia it.

  135. The Son of the Lord kneel before Zodbot.

  136. “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you do that” (in voice of Hal)

  137. 3. “Stop the wedding! I’m sorry, C-3PO. But R2 loves me, not you.”

  138. 1. Step three PROFIT!

    2. How many times have I told you people to keep this door OPEN!

  139. Why are you marrying him? I’ve got five speeds and three attachments!

  140. Hahahaha Maniacmick. That’s awesome.

  141. 1.Nobody will marry my daughter!

    2.Ha! No door is too strong for me!

    3.WHERE IS THE BATHROOM!

    4.Oops sorry wrong wedding.

    5.No! Jane I thought you loved me!!

  142. 1. Sorry for gate crashing
    2. Mind if i cut in at this point
    3. I love that old McFly song ♪I’m glad I crashed the wedding♪
    4. I like to make an entrace