(From “Mr. Muscles” number 22, 1956.)
Nonsense! Why a simple combination of Super-Soldier Serum, Pym Particles, and Mutant Growth Hormone, along with a brief exposure to High-Intensity Gamma Rays, will solve your Baldness Problem forever!
Thus speaks Doom!
If Lex Lexor hasn’t been able to sort it out, I don’t think it can be solve… unless he just doesn’t care
Didn’t I mean Luthor?
… pretty sure I did (funnily enough, Lexor is actually the name of one of my characters…weird)
Frevoli had a Freudian! How frivolously fantastic!
And as for Jeff, um… save on shampoo? I’m actually growing my hair to enjoy it as long as it lasts, because when I lose another 3 inches or so, it’s chrome dome forever for me.
grow a goatee. It seems to be the consensus with most bald men!
Watson Bradshaw (5) most of the ‘Power Users’ as well. Come on Jeff, join the club!
According to White Collar, it’ll distract from your toupee. And I agree, a goat is pretty balls-awesome with no other hair. Wish I measured mine when I was wearing the look
Baldness has no cure, and if I’ve learned nothing else from ST:TNG and Jean-Luc Picard, I can safely say it will not be cured in the next few centuries either.
Damn… a Rogaien foam ad just played on this video… almost creepy how the internet connects with itself.
MMI (6): Judging by the avatar for “The Bald Avenger” (aka Jeff) on the Ugo forum, he already has. http://forums.ugo.com/image.php?u=12713&dateline=1179080102
A goatee is the Bald Man’s defiance of the Gods! DAMN YOU, UNIVERSE! YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL THE HAIR FROM MY HEAD!
And it frames the talking hole nicely.
Yep, way ahead of you guys — I’ve had a goatee (or sometimes a full beard) pretty much since graduating from college. I started losing my hair at 18.
So yeah, balding, with glasses and braces at high school graduation = doomed to a life of comics. And goatees.
What. You. Can. Do. About. It. :
You. Can. Watch. Your. Hair. Slowly. Leave. Your. Head. For. Years. To. Come.
I figured my hair was going to go grey or go away and I would let it go gracefully. Unfortunately, it’s doing both.
don’t be angry at me guys but…I have the thick curly locks of white Jesus, and genetics say I’m going to keep it.
Loki (15), prepare for the hate. I mean, I’m okay, I still have most of my hair (albeit with a peculiar Reed Richards-esque grey streak on my right temple), but judging by the general response, I’m one of the few.
Yup got a full crop myself to. Akthought I got some grey creeping in insidiously.
What the heck was that, “Akthought”? Sorry I obvioucly meant to say, “Although.”
MMI (18)… is Akthought one of your characters?
Just to throw into the hair debate – mine’s think and full and I’ve also got the goatee going… just like the combo
Frevoli (19) Yup, “Akthought” is the arch nemesis of Word Girl (A cartoon Character my daughter used to watch). His super power is the ability to make typo’s whenever its least convienient . . .
Who am I kidding; I just can’t type is all. At least, I meant to mis-spell, “obvioucly.” I was just making fun of myself there.
Thank you for trying to give me an opportunity to save face there Frevoli.
Akthought sounds like a pretty awesome character, MMI! I never liked WordGirl, though—she stole my other username. >:(
I dunno folks, I have had a string of hot younger SOs since I shaved the dome back in the early nineties… many of them went on to date or marry baldies after me. I think the baldness is a bit intimidating to some, but it has become mainstream now. Besides, you don’t clog the shower drain…. All hail “hot baldies”!!