RP: Proper dress for wrestling the one-eyed monster

(From “Planet Comics” number 1, 1952. Note that in addition to the condom-armored heroes fighting the “one-eyed monsters”, the backup feature is “Spurt” Hammond fighting women warriors of the Moon. That’s a lot of awesome in one cover.)

11 thoughts on “RP: Proper dress for wrestling the one-eyed monster

  1. Mr. Q says:

    Full-body glass condoms?!? O_o

    You find some weird stuff in old comics, man. But this certainly makes the top ten in my book.

    Mr. Q

  2. Brad says:

    Oh, yuck.

  3. X-stacy says:

    What, you’d rather wrestle it without the condom?

  4. Dr. Shrinker says:

    What else would you wear to a laser-gun right than a “shot” glass?

  5. Kalkin says:

    So, are those some sort of spacesuits, for vacuum? If so, the one-eyed monster is located in their pants, as pressure difference causes them to crap their pants – and pretty violently too. Maybe they are wearing kevlar enforced diapers.

  6. Brad says:

    Well, X-Stacy, since you asked, I usually find it best to go in with bare hands and choke the life out of him. Unless I’ve got some specially enlisted assistance. It’s usually best to team up, after all.

  7. ajw says:

    those are the dessert covers, they clearly admired the armor of the common slice of pie

  8. frankie says:

    well, atleast they won’t be able to smell their own farts.

  9. The Imp says:

    It kind of look like they’re wearing baby milk bottles…

  10. Reader Kate says:

    How the hell would you get into those things?

  11. Amscray says:

    SPURT HAMMOND..!!

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