RP: The tragedy of premature imagination

(From "Crime Must Pay the Penalty" number 3, 1948.)

9 Responses to RP: The tragedy of premature imagination

  1. Is it just me, or does it look like their genitals are talking? And does that make it creepy or what????

  2. p.E. is an epidemic

  3. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    Legs like that would spark ANY guy’s imagination!

  4. You know, now that you mention it, those are some talkative crotches.

  5. Well, really now, as often as the genitals do the thinking, shouldn’t they be allowed to talk once in a while?

  6. A fine point you raise, Spidercow. By the way, what does Spidercow milk taste like, and is it non-dairy?

  7. By the time spidercow milk hits your taste buds, it’s already too late. And your lactose intolerance won’t bother you any more.

  8. Seriously, the udders of the Spidercow are the spinnarets used to weave the thick, mucilaginous cables with which we hang in the dark upper reaches of the barn, snacking on owls while waiting for unsuspecting 4H Club children. Me, I’m a Guernsey Recluse.

  9. Wow, I’ve been spidercow-educated beyond any reasonable wanting for knowledge.