Caption Contest 92: BAWHOOM!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

94 Responses to Caption Contest 92: BAWHOOM!

  1. Avatar EnderX says:

    Everybody was Kung-fu fighting,
    those kicks were fast as light-ning!

  2. Avatar eric ross burton says:

    i know your excited for the roman parade but could you please practice your spartan kick some where else

  3. Avatar Shanna says:

    Hey, that was my lunch!

  4. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta says:

    Help that man! His shoe’s gone crazy!

  5. Avatar Brad says:

    Freaking banana peels!

  6. Avatar Dr. Shrinker says:

    Okay, so it turns out the pop rocks story WASN’T an urban myth.

  7. Avatar Brad says:

    So… THAT’S an atomic fart.

  8. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    “You used the wrong OnomontoPOWia dumb ass! Really, amatures. I’m surrounded by amatures!”

  9. Avatar ajw says:

    1.Jimmy I said NEVER touch my cape!
    2.The evil forces of litter have struck again!

  10. Avatar Tim says:

    1) “Falcon Kick!!!”

  11. Avatar Tim says:

    2) “Hey, I finally nailed it! It’s left, down, right, up then X!”

  12. Avatar Tim says:

    3) “This must be how Red Foreman’s kick would’ve looked if Michael Bay directed That ’70s Show!”

  13. Avatar ajw says:

    Captain Planet is here!….oh good lord! I’m too late

  14. Avatar Big Loom says:

    “Ha ha you missed! I’m over in the next panel, fool!”

  15. Avatar Big Loom says:

    “Chuck Norris strikes again!”

  16. Avatar Bud says:

    What did you say is on my face?

  17. Avatar Joshua says:

    1. Life Alert here, we’ve detected that you’re falling and won’t be getting up.

  18. Avatar Joshua says:

    2. You’ve mastered step 2– the next step is breaking it off in someone’s rear.

  19. Avatar Joshua says:

    3. Martha, this is why we don’t let Clark play football for Smallville High.

  20. Avatar kyle says:

    1.no, i don’t see dog crap on the bottom of your shoe!

    2. Is this is what i get for saying marvel is the number one comic book franchise?

    3.Not another Charlie Brown accident!

  21. Avatar Sketchist says:

    Face It, John, Your not gonna be Jackie Chan when you grow
    up.

  22. Avatar B. Clouser says:

    “Honey, hide our daughter! He’s here!”

  23. Avatar B. Clouser says:

    “Alright,…you owe my wife a new head.”

    “Door knobs, m’boy! Door knobs!”

  24. Avatar Fishsticks says:

    Archie Comics! Now available in SURROUND SOUND and 3D!!!

    No wonder you slipped; you have no shoe treads!

    Ya’know, that spells MOOHWAB backwards.

    All this action… And it’s only panel 2!

    Gee, thanks. I didn’t even want to use my brand new football.

  25. Avatar Fishsticks says:

    If it ain’t broke… BREAK IT!

  26. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “THIS is what *I* do to banana peels!”

    “Run! Daniel has finally mastered the Crane Technique!”

    “Behold the power of Nuclear Foot-Stink! Superman is DOOMED!”

  27. Avatar Mr.Chris says:

    “Dude, Batman told you he would beat up kids with Joker costumes, but no, don’t listen to ol’ Cobblepot.”

    “The post office really needs to screen those brown packages without a return address”

  28. Avatar Joel says:

    “No, I actually think this IS madness.”

    “No, no, no, you forgot to say hee hee! Try it again.”

    “I was going to say pick the lock buy I guess that works too.”

  29. Avatar McKnight87 says:

    1) Damn you Captain Banana Peel!!
    2) Crap! That must have been one of those Mario Kart banana peels!

  30. Avatar X-stacy says:

    Sorry, mac, you gotta buy something before you can use our bawhoom.

  31. Avatar Shanna says:

    1 More powerful than a paper bag!
    2 I’ll show you evil ants the Foot of Freedom!

  32. Avatar Whit says:

    o/` o/` There it is! BAWHOOM, there it is! o/` o/`

  33. Avatar Big Loom says:

    “Get out of here! I told you before, YOU CAN’T HAS CHEEZEBURGER!”

  34. Avatar spidercow2010 says:

    This looks like a vintage panel, so I’m going back in time:
    “President Ford? Are you ready to meet the Prime Minister?”

  35. Avatar Myro says:

    For some reason, I’m thinking action movie director.

    “Okay, that was great, but could we do it again with less ‘Bawhoom,’ and more ‘Kablam?’ Also, faster and more intense.”

  36. Avatar Brad says:

    1. Is that a Freudian slip, or are you just happy to see me?

    2. Well, I didn’t expect the Screaming Wind to sound like THAT.

    3. Wow!His butt knows OnomotoPOWia!

    4. Yeah! That’ll teach the IRS!

    5. Stop practicing what you saw in all those Bulletstorm ads! Just buy the game!

  37. Avatar MLS says:

    1) Gentlemen, We have successfully weaponized the banana peel!

    2) EEEEEEEEK! The Sole has claimed another victim!

    3) And that’s how you fail the final exam at EOD school.

  38. Avatar Nasa says:

    1) Grandpa! NO!

    2) See, John, This is why you should potty-train your dog…

    3)If you had to go that bad, why didn’t you just say so?

  39. Avatar Brad says:

    RC ninja tank one, Jim zero.

  40. Avatar Brad says:

    Donkey kick? You’re doing it wrong!

  41. Avatar Rapthama says:

    1. Call me an idiot, but did that guy just slip on a brick?
    2. He went for it? He totally went for it?!
    3. Aha I got your shoe number now!
    4. Hey, hey, hey! It took like 7 hours to sweep that trash off from the floor! (?)
    5. Don’t kill the photographer with your completley failed Falcon Punch!
    6. I bet that a shotgun could do a better shockwave edition than that.

  42. Avatar Dan says:

    And now I present the newest member of the Legion, Explosive-Flatulance Lad!

  43. Avatar Schuyler says:

    “Ya see, Bud, most kicks these days aren’t worthy of the name. They make a tiny, apologetic noise. But not the Ferguson. It’s a man’s kick. It says Stand back, partner, I’m coming through!”

  44. Avatar Loki says:

    1″Ya know Chuck, now we’re getting used to this whole ’roundhouse kick’ thing”

  45. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Didn’t I tell you to stay away from the three-bean salad, George?

  46. Avatar zaheelee says:

    “That’ll teach ya to mess with Chuck Norris!”

  47. Avatar Brad says:

    That is NOT how to play footsie!

  48. Avatar frankie says:

    “If you’re all out of chewing gum, all you had to do was ask.”

  49. Avatar frankie says:

    “Oh my god! Ow! So, every time somone says, ‘Is that all you got?’ you’re gonna kick them into a tree?”

  50. Avatar TheNate says:

    Nice try, but my butt’s over here.

  51. Avatar TheNate says:

    So much for a friendly game of kickball.

  52. Avatar Steve M. says:

    “What did I say about going to Del Taco?”

  53. Avatar Bael says:

    I thought that whole “One Legged Man At A Butt Kicking Contest” thing was just a joke!

  54. Avatar frankie says:

    “Oh, just great. Now let’s see if you can conjure up a BAROOM or a VA-CUUM and clean this mess up.”

  55. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    Yes, the bawhoom, where you can dwink beew and smoke cigawettes and get into bwawls.

  56. Avatar Tuldabar says:

    1: Oh, THAT’S what they mean by “Break a leg.”

    2: Hey, Raph; Leo finally got his split-kick right!!!! Oh come on, only a SIX?!”

    3: “WHAT did I tell you about blurting my secret identity all over the place?!”

  57. Avatar Reece says:

    1. I believed you when you said that you won the chili eating contest.
    2. Wide left again Mike, Idiot kicker.

  58. Avatar The Doomed Pixel says:

    1) Well so far the Karate Kid sequel is off to a terrible start.

    2) I don’t care what kind of sound it makes, John. It’s not a legitimate dance move.

    3) That’s it, I’m taking the Kinect back. This was a terrible idea in the first place.

  59. Avatar Joel says:

    “Now class, this is an image of the scientific theory that Chuck Norris created the big bang.”

  60. Avatar nakiato says:

    .. and then he kicked the trashcan so hard the sun exploded!!

  61. Avatar nakiato says:

    Sorry I forgot to put the “wet floor” sign out again.

  62. Avatar nakiato says:

    ha ha ha!! The Waxer strikes again!!!

  63. Avatar r-Kelleg says:

    banana split strike !

  64. Avatar pyrodude760 says:

    DONKEY KONG: DIDDY KONG WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PICKING UP YOU BANANAS.

    i say this because the caption is coming from off screen.

  65. Avatar r-Kelleg says:

    entry #2: Nice shoot Yoshi !

  66. Avatar Skybandit says:

    So THAT’S Snapper Carr’s super-power!

  67. Avatar nakiato says:

    Hey man! why you trippin!

  68. Avatar Nasa says:

    1)Hey,man,if you have to sneeze that badly, try using your arm next time!

    2)How did you know that I got you a football for christmas? And how did you make it explode?

  69. Avatar Big Mac says:

    1) OH MY GOD BILLY BATSON, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OTHER LEG?!?

    2) Rob Liefeld art…you’re next!

    3) New exploding hot sauce! Only at Tony’s House of Ribs.

  70. Avatar michael says:

    well,i can do a hand stand and you cant!

  71. Avatar michael says:

    Doesn’t matter Snapper, I’m still a Marvel fan!

  72. Avatar michael says:

    THIS IS HOW YOU GREET YOUR MOTHER?!

  73. Avatar punkjay says:

    Wow Bill i think we finally found the first male Rockette!!!

  74. Avatar punkjay says:

    This is the last time I buy an Acme Do it yourself car bomb kit!!!

  75. Avatar Jackson says:

    Wow!
    And with only one leg…

  76. Avatar Whit says:

    Boot to da head!

  77. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “Ba-whoom, ba-whoom….dadadadadadadadadadaaaaa”

    “Trick or Treat…SMELL MY FEET!”

    “He’s got legs… how knows how to use ’em….”

    “I think the Big Bad Wolf is sick of just puffing….”

    “Here’s Johnny!”

  78. Avatar PhantomCaliber says:

    That is the LAST time I pull your finger, Uncle Stan!

  79. Avatar Khymera says:

    …and that kids, is why you don’t play “Hot Potato” with hand grenades!

  80. Avatar D says:

    “Sorry, Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel.”

  81. Avatar ThePerfectTense says:

    1. No corny one-liner?

    2. Dude,I hate to break it to you. but… You missed.

    3. That’s the third piggy bank this week! Is this really necessary?

  82. Firecracker Firecracker says:

    Let’s see what Carrie Ann Inaba gives me after this move!

  83. Avatar Captain Kicktar says:

    Even -if- you thought the cake was a lie, that’s no reason to kick it!

  84. I already told you! I had an extra-large bean burrito last night!

  85. I TOLD YOU!!! I’M- NOT GAAAAY!

  86. Avatar michael says:

    Man, that was funny! We should put it on Hero Machine!

  87. Avatar michael says:

    Well, if its not ice it kinda defeats the whole purpose of calling it “ice skating,”, Fill.

  88. Avatar michael says:

    A mad comic guy kicks the reader and kills him. all this……. in the twilight zone.

  89. Avatar michael says:

    …………i take it were remodeling.

  90. Avatar dylanY says:

    did I nail the flip?

  91. Avatar Big Loom says:

    “Roadhouse!”

  92. Avatar Thomshow says:

    Sixteen plates of beans ruined Darren’s sphincter control in the fart-lighting competition.

  93. Avatar pyrodude760 says:

    “ooo i forgot to put out the wet floor sign”

  94. Avatar pyrodude760 says:

    “OH I FORGOT TO PUT OUT THE WET FLOOR SIGN”

    sorry i thought it looked better as if someone was yelling it