Return to the Cave of Time!

The time has come once again to embark on an exciting Choose Your Own Adventure! This time we are braving the classic "Return to The Cave of Time", only in its updated and expanded iPhone edition. So even if you've run it before, prepare yourself for more adventure, more challenges, more harrowing excitement than you remember. Once more, into the breach!

Your heart races as you make your way through Snake Canyon, looking for the entrance to the Cave of Time. About midafternoon you reach the familiar grove of pine trees near the cave entrance, only to find that landslides have covered it over.

You'd think something as well-known and (presumably) massively important as the Cave of Time would have some sort of guard or janitorial service, but whatever, this is ADVENTURE!

You are not one to give up easily. You search the floor of the canyon, looking for another way in. It's not until the sun is about to go down that you find one, a hole barely big enough to squeeze through, hidden by clumps of sage. You crawl in on your hands and knees, and then along a tunnel that you hope leads to the main chamber of the cave.

The tunnel seems endless and keeps curving to one side, as if it might be going around in a circle. After a half hour of crawling, your hands and knees are sore. You feel a tightening of muscles in your throat -- the beginning of panic. There's not enough room to turn around, and your'e not sure you can back out!

The only thing to do is to keep going, so that's what you do, painfully crawling around a bend to the right, then one to the left, in total darkness. Stopping to rest, you hear a voice singing ahead of you, an eerie tune with only three or four notes. You crawl on, and a minute later reach a dimly lit chamber. A thin, ghostlike figure with a long white beard is singing. Seeing you, he sings a few more notes, then holds out his arms toward you. As if to answer your question before you ask it, this strange man -- if he is a man -- says "You have found the Oracle of Time."

You are amazed to meet anyone in the cave, much less an oracle. You feel a flash of fear, afraid that you are in his power, but as you study his face, you can't help but smile. There is a playful, impish look in his eyes. You wonder if he can tell you some things you've wondered about, so you start asking questions: "If you are the Oracle of Time, can you tell me, What is time?"

Brilliant. It's the Oracle of Time, so naturally we ask him what time it is. I hope he answers "Buy a watch, idiot!" or "Half past kissing time, time to kiss again!" which, given our excitement at his impish smile and our hopes for "meeting someone" might be very appropriate.

The oracle is silent a moment, then answers in a firm voice: "Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once."

You are not sure what he means by that, but you continue: "When did time start? And when will it end?"

"Would you like to see?" he asks.

You gulp in amazement. "Sure."

"What then -- the beginning of time, or the end?"

What shall it be, intrepid explorers?

(Text and images ©1985, 2010 by Edward Packard.)

13 Responses to Return to the Cave of Time!

  1. Runt82 says:

    16 possible endings and how many of them end up with us being dead?

    Anyway, I chose the beginning of time. Somehow I think the word “end” equals death.

  2. NEON_N64 says:

    I’m more curious about the End of Time, but as Runt said, that would probably lead us to death. So I vote for Beginning of Time.

    Say the beginning of Time … 54.55% (6 votes)
    Say the end of Time … 45.45% (5 votes)

  3. NEON_N64 says:

    Oh, I forgot to ask something.

    Jeff, when will we be doing this? Thursdays? Fridays? Whenever there’s a chance?

  4. Brad says:

    Looks like the beginning has the slightest margin… Enders, we must unite!

  5. spidercow2010 says:

    I see what the enders’ game is… to kill us all!!

  6. Jeff Hebert says:

    At least every Thursday, but possibly more often as the mood strikes. But Thursdays’ll be the “for sure” day.

    I spent a huge chunk of the morning working on this elaborate scheme where we would build up a progressive art thing but it got too complicated so I gave up.

  7. Watson Bradshaw says:

    I wanted to go Team Enders’ but Team Beginners’ have a solid point, Even the cover suggests a start of time story. Sorry Enders!

  8. The Imp says:

    The End comes to us all. Just hurry up the process and vote End. 🙂

  9. Brad says:

    Yea, seriously. End-ers! End-ers! End-ers!

    It’s not like we can’t start over this early.

  10. William A. Peterson says:

    The End, of course…
    I’ve already seen the Spectre clutching the Galaxy in his hand! 🙂

  11. X-stacy says:

    You always start at the beginning. Skipping ahead to the end is cheating.

    Besides, dinosaurs! And sabretooth tigers!

    Probably no lightsaber-tooth tigers, but you can’t have everything.

  12. TheRandomHERO says:

    I choose beginning. Skipping to the end kinda defeats the purpose. It’s like watching the end of a movie or someone telling you the end of something. The anticipation is gone, and a majority of the time makes it boring if you choose to watch it or pursue it. Like in life, if we know when the end is coming, it either makes us dreadful that it is so soon or the excitement is taken away from adventure cause part of the excitement is the peril we face. Knowing that no matter the danger we will over come it, not by force of will or courage, but because we’ve seen it, kinda makes it not worth while.

  13. GamerMage says:

    I chose to see what the end of time is/will be/has been like, because I think it’d be cool to see where we end up and then, considering how we might have gotten there, what I/we can do to ALTER that ending (not that such a thing is within the scope of our beloved Choose Your Own Adventure books, but still…)