Caption Contest 84

Come up with the funniest replacement dialog in this random comics panel and you win not only everlasting global fame, but the chance to choose any item or portrait to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program!

Just leave your entry or entries (no limit, but be a good self-editor) as a comment (or comments) to this post by next Monday and you're good to go.

Oh, and remember to keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program.

Good luck everyone!

43 Responses to Caption Contest 84

  1. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    “someone stop these stars from whizzing on me”

  2. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Now I know why they call him “SuperMAN”.”
    “72 hours straight making heroes on Hero Machine”

  3. Avatar dhabirunner says:

    I’m so tired. Zordon and the Power Rangers throw one hell of a party. At least I got this nifty viewing globe from them.

  4. Avatar Rick says:

    “…da-da-dada….and really bad eggs”
    “So I said Red Star,I’m not that kind of girl… and well, here I am”

  5. Avatar Gareth Farmer says:

    I’m shattered after farting this big white ball from out my arse!

  6. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “Uh, honey? Your Chihuahua left you a gift …”

  7. Avatar bookaddict1978 says:

    They weren’t kidding when they called him the Man of Steel!

  8. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “That’s the last time I dance at a Starro bachelor party!”

  9. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “Starfruit gives me the weirdest gas!”

  10. Avatar Jake says:

    “Superman’s X-Ray vision can cause some long-term side effects.”

  11. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “No matter how hard I try,I just can’t make exclamation and question marks pop up. All I get are these lame stars.”

  12. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “I’ve felt like this ever since Archie started taking Viagra, Betty!”

  13. Avatar The Imp says:

    1. I should’ve used Preparation H!

    2. All’s well that… ends… well.

    3. I know, I know, one should never wear stripes after Flag Day.

  14. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “It’s all right: I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I LOVE IT.”

    [See “Naked Gun 2 1/2”]

  15. Avatar Oquies says:

    “I definitely need a morning after pill.”

  16. Avatar Oquies says:

    “That is the last time I work for anyone who has the word ‘Super’ in the job description.”

  17. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Wake up Jeff is ready again.”

  18. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “If I hear one more Stars and Stripes joke…”

  19. Avatar knitesoul says:

    – “Don’t try the new starburst flavors….”

    – “Go on, wish upon a star…”

  20. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. I hope that slut Mary returns my purple dress sans stains.

    2. Took Sominex tonight to sleep. Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleep.

    3. Mary must never know that I sneak and use her vibrating egg.

    4. Never again will I mix Chicken n’ Stars with hot salsa.

    5. Star-bellied sneetches are delicious but they give me gas.

  21. Avatar jonra says:

    Here is a Finished Version, ready for post.
    http://imgur.com/aKIf3.jpg
    Hilarious, i think.
    Njoy, jonra

    http://imgur.com/aKIf3.jpg

  22. Avatar Matt Sheffield says:

    Why do i keep going out with toad?

  23. Avatar Jericho says:

    1. Curse that Kirby and his Warpstar nonsense!
    2. Uno….mas….
    3. When I said “Let’s go to Hollywood and see the stars!” this ISN’T what I had in mind!

  24. Avatar Nathan says:

    Man, I wish these irritating squiggly lines and stars would go away.

  25. Avatar Conumbra says:

    1. Missy, please bring the new client in.

    2. He…told me he’d take me to Candyland.

    3. *Hic*…I…I…love your new dress.*hic*

  26. Avatar Gregg says:

    …Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night…

  27. Avatar Matt Sheffield says:

    I keep forgetting the Flash sweats super fast to.

  28. Avatar Grip says:

    1. My back aches cause i’m a star!

    2. I gotta do it till it hurts!

    3. My life stinks doesn’t it.

  29. Avatar frankie says:

    “Tell them I need ten more minutes. This new miracle drug, Wrinkle-a-Way, seems to cause drowsiness.”

  30. Avatar Larkin says:

    Well I Don’t know anything about Tall Buildings, But that Speeding Bullet and Locomotive thing? Yea, it’s true.

  31. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “Unh… careful with this “Chanel” stuff, Mom… g’night…”

  32. Avatar MLS says:

    “People make jokes about the Flash in bed, but the man can run a marathon.”

  33. Avatar the creator says:

    take it from me, never iron clothes when you are still wearing them.

  34. Avatar spidercow2010 says:

    “When Starman asked if I wanted to see his Cosmic Rod, I had NO idea…”

  35. Avatar Decolda says:

    “Yes Mr Alcohol Bottle, i will put you where the sun dont shine”

    “I havent been drinking”

    “Google, yahoo, msn, facebook, the future is a head rush”

    “Slow down superman, im not that kinda girl… harder, HARDER”

    “99 bottles of wine on the wall, 99 bottles of wine!

  36. Avatar Dudemeister says:

    1. I’ll tell you what that smell is – it’s what happens when 99 cent bean burritos meet a twenty dollar bill.

    2. Move along sister or that question mark and those exclamation points will start jumping on you too.

    3. Could you please tell darn stars to stop jumping on the bed… I’m trying to sleep.

  37. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “Supergirl… Wonder Woman… Black Canary… No, I get stuck being Farting Star Girl!”

  38. Avatar dhabirunner says:

    What? I’m exhausted and there’s nothing good on tv

  39. Avatar Loki says:

    1. Why is the rum always gone?
    2.you do know this is taking ‘Stars and Stripes’ way to literally…
    3. I took one look and myself Lucy, and then I went right back to bed.
    4.mmmmmm…Jacob’s Abs! just make sweet love to me Jacob Abs! you don’t need Bella’s perpetually raised eyebrow!
    5.Luke…Luke you are our last hope…

  40. Avatar von Bek says:

    1. I’m not drunk, I’m just collecting empty bottles
    2. Never eat Stilton before going to bed
    3. Could you find out who tied these helium balloons to me?
    4. I’m feel more deflated by the minute
    5. You’ve missed Superman, he’s come and gone
    6. …and I said, I’m not taking this lying down…

  41. Avatar frankie says:

    “*groan* I’m dieing and the only one who knows is a mute who’s surprised, confused and shocked all at once.”

  42. Avatar Galactic Ketchup says:

    Don’t ask. Please, just…..don’t.

    Get these lines away from me.

  43. Avatar purplepineapple says:

    1.those stupid gremlins under my bed keep thinking my back is a trampoline.