Caption Contest 83

This may be the most random yet of the comics panels with their dialog whited out that Glenn3 has ever posted. And that’s saying something, because goodness knows, there have been some very random panels there indeed.

Regardless, your challenge for this week is to come up with the best, funniest replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I have no idea what was going on here originally, but I bet if I did I’d need therapy. That is seriously weird. So, yeah, good luck with that! The rules are simple:

  • Leave your entry or entries (no limit) in the comments to this post (it’s fine to put all yours in one comment, they don’t have to be separate);
  • Keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program;
  • Next Monday I’ll pick what I think are the funniest entries as Finalists, and everyone will have a chance to vote on who they think should win.

Good luck everyone!

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80 Responses to Caption Contest 83

  1. Sean From Edwards

    1) Reggae isn’t dead, not while I still function.
    2) Look out Rasta-Bot is out of control again.
    3) I am the first robot powered by ganja!!!
    4) Don’t insult Rasta-Bot’s awesome threads!!!
    5) By your command Bobby McFerrin.

  2. “are you as confused as I am?”

    “With a blam blam here and a blam blam there…”

    “If I had any unmentionables then this would be obscene.”

    “Transvestites! more then meets the eye!” (all credit for that one goes to my friend Anthony)

  3. 1. “Whats wrong? Never seen a cross-dressing rastafarian robot before?”

    2. “I’m a little tea pot, short and stout”

    3. “The first thing tourists see in Jamaica”

  4. 1. “You know you have seen everything when, a gender confused grampa robot shows you what is under his dress”

    2. “Oh, this dress is just so ADORABLE!”

    I will have to think of some more later that is just so freakishly screwy.

  5. Galactic Ketchup

    “Looky here, I’m a purdy robo-lady!”

    “Now hitch up your dress and dosie-do!”

    “Just because I’m a robot, that doesn’t mean I only know one dance.”

    “Are you checking out my chassis?”

  6. 1. In my best Tiny Tim Voice” Tip-Toe through the Car-nage with me!”

    2. “This is where I keep my pistol”

    3. “I had the time of my life..I’ve never felt this way before…”

    4. “Summer lovin’ had me a blaaast….ha..blast!!!!”

  7. “Who wants to lube Granny’s chassis?”

    “I like to move it,move it!”

    “Come show your ol’ Atari 2600 some lovin’!”

  8. 1. “Does my micro-processor look big in this?”
    2. “Grandpa 5000’s got into the supply closet again.”

  9. Nick Hentschel

    BOX:
    “American Idol’s” ratings continue to decline….

    BALLOON:
    “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it…”
    OR
    “All the Single Ladies…”

  10. “I hope you brought some Trojan Spyware”

    “Domo arigato, Mr.Roboto,…Domo,Domo,…”

  11. Caption box: December 25th, 2099. An ATF office party gets out of hand…

    Robot: IT’S RAININ’ MEN! HALLELUJAH, IT’S RAININ’ MEN!

  12. I can’t do this man. Seriously what possible thing could I say that would make this any funnier?

  13. Me, Myself & I

    BOX:
    In answer to the age old question, “What does a Scott keep under his kilt?”.

    CAPTION:
    “Keep guessing! I ain’t a Scott and this ain’t a kilt.”

  14. box- Rocky horror Picture Show meets MST3000
    caption- I’m a transistorized Transylvanian transvestite

    or
    box – after uploading dirty dancing and scarface…
    caption- say hello to my little friend

  15. “Up skirt, baby”
    “They said go commando.”

  16. 1) I’m the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball!

  17. 1)Pedocrossdresser robot to the rescue! (If you want candy, it’s in my van)

  18. @Riddlerclue(12): I agree.

    I dare not post my caption as it is more appropriate for a Chris Rock HBO special than HeroMachine.

  19. 1) Box – “While distracting the enemy with his undergears, he strikes…”
    Caption – “Imma firin mah lazer!”

    2) Box – “A few drinks and a dress later…”
    Caption – “I feel pretty, oh so pretty….”

  20. “Would you do me?… I’d do me…”

  21. Box: As he stares at himself in the mirrior he sings:
    ((left this part off by accident. xD))

  22. brittishcoal

    Box: Young trans gender robots like to play princess space cowboy while singing musicals.
    Caption: I met a boy, cute as can be.

  23. Damn you Knitesoul!!!! I wanted to say that…:””'(
    ___________________________________________________________

    1)box – “What? you didn’t see this coming?”
    Caption – “Does this make me look fat?”

    2)Box – “Live from Rastafarnian!”
    Caption – “Why hello, doesn’t this just make me look sexxy?

    3)Box – “At the MGRILFs convention…..”
    Caption – “Come to me my friends!!!”

  24. Damn you Knitesoul!!!! I wanted to say that…:””'(

    1)box – “What? you didn’t see this coming?”
    Caption – “Does this make me look fat?”

    2)Box – “Live from Rastafarnian!”
    Caption – “Why hello, doesn’t this just make me look sexxy?

    3)Box – “At the MGRILFs convention…..”
    Caption – “Come to me my friends!!!”

  25. Nick Hentschel

    BOX:
    Glenn Beck’s rally attracts a diverse audience…

    BALLOON:
    “I’m a gun-ownin’, Tea-partyin’, senior Minuteman for gay marriage, AND I VOTE!!!”

  26. Box: part three of attack of the robo-eunuch
    Ballon: Wanna know why my voice sounds so good?”

  27. box: Billy took the drugs from the other teenagers and…
    Balloon: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!

    Box: Meanwhile at the Chris Angel show…
    Balloon: MIND FREAK!

  28. Box: Bender’s secret weekend gig…
    Balloon: “Welcome to Robo-Hooters!”

  29. “THere must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn’t just blow you away…but right now, I can’t think of one.” –Clinton Eastwood.

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  31. “P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face”
    (Mum mum mum mah)

  32. Entry #2

    Box: The results of the FBI saving J. Edgar Hoover’s brain speak for itself.

    Balloon: Who wants to kiss the briiide?!

  33. Box: Pinocchio’s Toy Store
    Balloon: “When you wish upon a star, Makes no difference who you are, Anything your heart desires, Will come to you…”

    Box: Santa’s Workshop
    Balloon:”i am a cross dressing robot, with santa’s face and plats in my head… im also drunk HA!”

    Box: Inside a Live Stuido
    Balloon: “This is blind DATE!”

    Box: Toy Story Auditions
    Balloon: “You’ve got a friend in me, You’ve got a friend in me!”

    Box: Hero Machine Auditions
    Balloon: “I am a cross dressing mecha bot with the ability to get DRUNK!”

    Box: X-Factor Auditions
    Balloon: “I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world, Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!”

  34. Box: Hajime Sorayama’s Gynoids Rejects
    Balloon: “Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to get some rest,From all the unborn chicken voices in my head”

    Song: Radiohead – ‘Paranoid Android’

    (The Top 11 Songs About Robots By Christian Hoopes)

    http://www.ugo.com/ugo/html/article/?id=16468

  35. BOX: Our intrepid robot friend was a mite fuzzy on Jayne Cobb’s wardrobe.

    BALLOON: “The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.”

  36. This isn’t an entry, rather an observation: this has to be the creepiest Caption Contest panel EVER.

  37. 1. Expletive: DAMNIT MASTER!!! I am an assassin droid; not a Can-can dancer!

    2. This is all going to end in tears. I just know it.

    3. Las Vegas is proud to present it’s newest resque` show.

  38. @BenK22: Awesome Firefly reference! And damn you too! I just know I’m going to have that song running in my head the rest of the day….

  39. BOX: But now, driven to the final extremity, Skynet unleashed the most dastardly enemy John Connor would ever face…

    CAPTION: HASTA LA VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!

  40. P.J. Robinson

    We can rebuild you, Mr. Marley. We have the technology.

    Is my slip showing?

  41. Box: What has been seen cannot be unseen…
    Caption: “You have eye cancer.”

  42. Box:Simon Cowell has really let himself go
    Caption:Eat this Piers Morgan

  43. Box: Meanwhile at Hall of Justice!
    Caption:CALCULATIONS COMPLETE! THIS DRESS IS FAB-U-LOUS~!

  44. Minor edit; Meanwhile at *The* Hall of Justice!

  45. “… I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and I pity any killbot who’s not me todaaay!”

  46. Nick Hentschel

    BOX:
    Some people are just too literal….

    BALLOON:
    “I’m just a love machine, and I don’t work for nobody but you…”
    ——–
    BOX:
    An obsession* with plastic surgery goes too far…

    BALLOON:
    “I want my money back, doc!”

    *This can be made as a reference to LA, Hollywood, Venezuela, or some other surgery-obsessed locale.

  47. error error
    this dress is so not my color

  48. 1.Box: The Wizard of Oz Where Are They Now?
    Message: “Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,if I only had heart…”

    2.Box: Granny from the Beverly Hill Billies Meets the Transformers.
    Message: “Got me a possum for dinner”!

    3.Box: From Senior Citizens Cover Girl Cosmetics
    Message: “New Lash Blast Mascara is a party for your eyes”!

  49. 1)Box:AXE now for elderly cross-dressin robots!
    Ballon:BOW CHICKA WOW WOW

  50. Entry #3

    Caption box: The worlds first robotic Rocky Horror Picture Show fan.

    Balloon: LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIIN!!

  51. BOX: Papa Smurf was forever changed by the surgery
    Caption: I’m the real Slim Shady….

  52. Box: If Michael Jackson were alive today
    Balloon: Because this is thriller…

  53. Box: Meanwhile, back at Dr. Cyberon’s lab…
    Bubble: (singing to the tune of “I’ve Got A Brand New Pair Of Rollerskates”) I’ve got a brand new robot chastity belt, you’ve got a brand new key…

  54. Box: Tony Stark’s FIRST sttemt at his super suit of armor…
    Bubble: “I Am Iron Man…nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh, nuh, nuh…

  55. Box: Little did they know, there was a SERIOUS programming flaw in the Mechano-Grandpa 3000…
    Bubble: “Now THIS is what I call Frock-N-Roll…Be-otches!!!”

  56. Correction on posting 50… OOPS! sttemt = attempt

  57. Box: New to the CW’s Fall lineup…
    Buuble: Hillbillies In Spaaaaaccceeee……

  58. 1. Nobody expects the Crossdressing Aborgine Cyborg Inqusition! Amongst are weapons are …

    2. Seen here: he original concept art for Robocop before the designers were put into rehab.

    3. Some cultures just do NOT grasp the concept of Santa Clause.

    4. The Borg were never the same after assimilating Eddie Izzard.

  59. Box: How the Tin Man feels after his daily dose of Pennzoil
    Caption: ♪You got me feeling very good, so let’s just keep.on.dancing♪

  60. Box: Unfortunately robot grandpa was just like real grandpa.
    Ballon: “Yoohoo… Who wants to help grandpa find his special part?”

  61. Watson Bradshaw

    box- The George Clinton Android’s Funk chip gets damaged.
    Caption- Rasta-stance is futile!

  62. BOX: And now, the talent portion of the Miss Parallel Universe Pageant…
    BALLOON: Ah’m jest a girl who cain’t say No…

  63. Coward the Duckhunter

    1. Iron man really went overboard when he gave Raggae-man one of his suits.
    2. Originally, this robot was built to wipe out everything within a 3 mile radius with his laser. Then Deadpool started helping with it…..
    3. Caption: Damn, I thought when we threw Raggae-bot down there, we HADN’T given him a laser! Word Bubble: “Ooooooh! Yah put dah lasa in dah scientist an day fall down!”
    4. Caption: Well that robot aging/tranvestite serum seems to have worked…… a little TOO well……
    5. Caption: Don’t worry. After a few more minutes in there with Raggae-bot, Clinton will sing like Black Canary!

  64. 1) Box: Once seen, never unseen. Once heard, never unheard.
    Balloon: Ooohhh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener…

    2) Box: Mah-na mah-na
    Balloon: Doo-doo doo-doo-doo…

    For those who didn’t grow up on the Muppets, here’s a link for the music on that 2nd one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA90IlymdZ4

  65. Me, Myself & I

    BOX: “The guys thought they’d surprise me for my bachelor party.”

    BALLOON: “Oh, girls, just wanna have fu’un.”

  66. Nick Hentschel

    BOX:
    The Sentinel Project began to develop a kind of sadism…

    BALLOON:
    Mutants will be MORE than purged!

  67. Box: Now for something completely different.
    Balloon: Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine!

  68. Me, Myself & I

    BOX: “The guys thought they’d surprise me for my bachelor party…”

    BALLOON: “Oh, girls, just wanna have fun.”

    A slight change from the revious entry; mostly just somantics. I just had to see share this one with the word’s in place though.

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6781672/WannaHaveFun.png

  69. Galactic Ketchup

    BOX: After centuries on Earth, the once great Decepticon had gone a bit funny…..

    BALLOON: Behold, the Eternal Glory of JETFIRE!

  70. Tiptoe through the Tulips!!

  71. box: meanwhile, as Gina has her forth beer.
    balloon: form of, a cross dressing robot! (wonder twins reference)

    box: the first attempt at a power puff girl.
    balloon: mucus and disease and everything mentally scaring, why do you ask?

    Box: by the last season, Battlestar Galactica was just getting desperate.
    Balloon: I’m a Cylon!

  72. box: at the metro-machine uprising.
    balloon: Destroy all humanoids, and look damn good doing it.

  73. Box: Soon, it had become apparent that Apple was running out of ideas
    Bubble: I AM iTRANNIE

  74. 1. “I’ll bet you can’t find the key to my chastity fan-belt!”

  75. Box: Little Britain 3000 AD style
    Balloon: I’m a laady

    Box: The Looney Tunes re-invention wasn’t going well…
    Balloon: I’m the rootin’est, tootin’est cross dressin’est robot of the west

    Box: Notorious space pirate Jim Slip wish’d he spent more on a programmer
    Balloon: ..sixteen men in a dead man’s dress…

    Box: Luke was having nightmares about Ben and Threepio again
    Ballon: Bless the maker!

  76. Box: Blofeld was hoping his latest creation would confuse Bond enough for a while
    Balloon: Come and get me!

  77. Box: Something was wrong with the new model…but WHAT?
    Balloon: It’s a mistake, ya ya ya ya!

  78. Box: Artificial intelligence: less dignified than expected.
    Balloon: Musta been them pills I took!