Caption Contest 83

This may be the most random yet of the comics panels with their dialog whited out that Glenn3 has ever posted. And that's saying something, because goodness knows, there have been some very random panels there indeed.

Regardless, your challenge for this week is to come up with the best, funniest replacement dialog for this comics panel:

I have no idea what was going on here originally, but I bet if I did I'd need therapy. That is seriously weird. So, yeah, good luck with that! The rules are simple:

  • Leave your entry or entries (no limit) in the comments to this post (it's fine to put all yours in one comment, they don't have to be separate);
  • Keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program;
  • Next Monday I'll pick what I think are the funniest entries as Finalists, and everyone will have a chance to vote on who they think should win.

Good luck everyone!

79 Responses to Caption Contest 83

  1. Avatar Sean From Edwards says:

    1) Reggae isn’t dead, not while I still function.
    2) Look out Rasta-Bot is out of control again.
    3) I am the first robot powered by ganja!!!
    4) Don’t insult Rasta-Bot’s awesome threads!!!
    5) By your command Bobby McFerrin.

  2. Avatar joel says:

    “are you as confused as I am?”

    “With a blam blam here and a blam blam there…”

    “If I had any unmentionables then this would be obscene.”

    “Transvestites! more then meets the eye!” (all credit for that one goes to my friend Anthony)

  3. Avatar TopHat says:

    1. “Whats wrong? Never seen a cross-dressing rastafarian robot before?”

    2. “I’m a little tea pot, short and stout”

    3. “The first thing tourists see in Jamaica”

  4. Avatar Oquies says:

    1. “You know you have seen everything when, a gender confused grampa robot shows you what is under his dress”

    2. “Oh, this dress is just so ADORABLE!”

    I will have to think of some more later that is just so freakishly screwy.

  5. Avatar Galactic Ketchup says:

    “Looky here, I’m a purdy robo-lady!”

    “Now hitch up your dress and dosie-do!”

    “Just because I’m a robot, that doesn’t mean I only know one dance.”

    “Are you checking out my chassis?”

  6. Avatar John D says:

    1. In my best Tiny Tim Voice” Tip-Toe through the Car-nage with me!”

    2. “This is where I keep my pistol”

    3. “I had the time of my life..I’ve never felt this way before…”

    4. “Summer lovin’ had me a blaaast….ha..blast!!!!”

  7. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “Who wants to lube Granny’s chassis?”

    “I like to move it,move it!”

    “Come show your ol’ Atari 2600 some lovin’!”

  8. Avatar BNE says:

    1. “Does my micro-processor look big in this?”
    2. “Grandpa 5000’s got into the supply closet again.”

  9. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    “American Idol’s” ratings continue to decline….

    “If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it…”
    “All the Single Ladies…”

  10. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “I hope you brought some Trojan Spyware”

    “Domo arigato, Mr.Roboto,…Domo,Domo,…”

  11. Avatar Mr. Q says:

    Caption box: December 25th, 2099. An ATF office party gets out of hand…


  12. Avatar Riddlerclue says:

    I can’t do this man. Seriously what possible thing could I say that would make this any funnier?

  13. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    In answer to the age old question, “What does a Scott keep under his kilt?”.

    “Keep guessing! I ain’t a Scott and this ain’t a kilt.”

  14. Avatar thor1066 says:

    box- Rocky horror Picture Show meets MST3000
    caption- I’m a transistorized Transylvanian transvestite

    box – after uploading dirty dancing and scarface…
    caption- say hello to my little friend

  15. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    “Up skirt, baby”
    “They said go commando.”

  16. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    1) I’m the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball!

  17. Avatar Connor S. says:

    1)Pedocrossdresser robot to the rescue! (If you want candy, it’s in my van)

  18. @Riddlerclue(12): I agree.

    I dare not post my caption as it is more appropriate for a Chris Rock HBO special than HeroMachine.

  19. Avatar knitesoul says:

    1) Box – “While distracting the enemy with his undergears, he strikes…”
    Caption – “Imma firin mah lazer!”

    2) Box – “A few drinks and a dress later…”
    Caption – “I feel pretty, oh so pretty….”

  20. Avatar Ghost says:

    “Would you do me?… I’d do me…”

  21. Avatar Ghost says:

    Box: As he stares at himself in the mirrior he sings:
    ((left this part off by accident. xD))

  22. Avatar brittishcoal says:

    Box: Young trans gender robots like to play princess space cowboy while singing musicals.
    Caption: I met a boy, cute as can be.

  23. Damn you Knitesoul!!!! I wanted to say that…:””'(

    1)box – “What? you didn’t see this coming?”
    Caption – “Does this make me look fat?”

    2)Box – “Live from Rastafarnian!”
    Caption – “Why hello, doesn’t this just make me look sexxy?

    3)Box – “At the MGRILFs convention…..”
    Caption – “Come to me my friends!!!”

  24. Damn you Knitesoul!!!! I wanted to say that…:””'(

    1)box – “What? you didn’t see this coming?”
    Caption – “Does this make me look fat?”

    2)Box – “Live from Rastafarnian!”
    Caption – “Why hello, doesn’t this just make me look sexxy?

    3)Box – “At the MGRILFs convention…..”
    Caption – “Come to me my friends!!!”

  25. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    Glenn Beck’s rally attracts a diverse audience…

    “I’m a gun-ownin’, Tea-partyin’, senior Minuteman for gay marriage, AND I VOTE!!!”

  26. Avatar joel says:

    Box: part three of attack of the robo-eunuch
    Ballon: Wanna know why my voice sounds so good?”

  27. Avatar joel says:

    box: Billy took the drugs from the other teenagers and…
    Balloon: I’M KING OF THE WORLD!

    Box: Meanwhile at the Chris Angel show…
    Balloon: MIND FREAK!

  28. Avatar Phatchick says:

    Box: Bender’s secret weekend gig…
    Balloon: “Welcome to Robo-Hooters!”

  29. Avatar joshua says:

    “THere must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn’t just blow you away…but right now, I can’t think of one.” –Clinton Eastwood.

  30. Avatar The creator says:

    you like?? 30% off at victoria secret.

  31. Avatar Anarchangel says:

    “P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face”
    (Mum mum mum mah)

  32. Avatar Mr. Q says:

    Entry #2

    Box: The results of the FBI saving J. Edgar Hoover’s brain speak for itself.

    Balloon: Who wants to kiss the briiide?!

  33. Avatar Decolda says:

    Box: Pinocchio’s Toy Store
    Balloon: “When you wish upon a star, Makes no difference who you are, Anything your heart desires, Will come to you…”

    Box: Santa’s Workshop
    Balloon:”i am a cross dressing robot, with santa’s face and plats in my head… im also drunk HA!”

    Box: Inside a Live Stuido
    Balloon: “This is blind DATE!”

    Box: Toy Story Auditions
    Balloon: “You’ve got a friend in me, You’ve got a friend in me!”

    Box: Hero Machine Auditions
    Balloon: “I am a cross dressing mecha bot with the ability to get DRUNK!”

    Box: X-Factor Auditions
    Balloon: “I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world, Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!”

  34. Avatar Decolda says:

    Box: Hajime Sorayama’s Gynoids Rejects
    Balloon: “Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to get some rest,From all the unborn chicken voices in my head”

    Song: Radiohead – ‘Paranoid Android’

    (The Top 11 Songs About Robots By Christian Hoopes)

  35. Avatar BenK22 says:

    BOX: Our intrepid robot friend was a mite fuzzy on Jayne Cobb’s wardrobe.

    BALLOON: “The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.”

  36. Avatar Joshua says:

    This isn’t an entry, rather an observation: this has to be the creepiest Caption Contest panel EVER.

  37. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    1. Expletive: DAMNIT MASTER!!! I am an assassin droid; not a Can-can dancer!

    2. This is all going to end in tears. I just know it.

    3. Las Vegas is proud to present it’s newest resque` show.

  38. Avatar Worf says:

    @BenK22: Awesome Firefly reference! And damn you too! I just know I’m going to have that song running in my head the rest of the day….

  39. Avatar Gregg says:

    BOX: But now, driven to the final extremity, Skynet unleashed the most dastardly enemy John Connor would ever face…


  40. Avatar P.J. Robinson says:

    We can rebuild you, Mr. Marley. We have the technology.

    Is my slip showing?

  41. Avatar Oquies says:

    Box: What has been seen cannot be unseen…
    Caption: “You have eye cancer.”

  42. Avatar Kidpool says:

    Box:Simon Cowell has really let himself go
    Caption:Eat this Piers Morgan

  43. Avatar Loki says:

    Box: Meanwhile at Hall of Justice!

  44. Avatar Loki says:

    Minor edit; Meanwhile at *The* Hall of Justice!

  45. Avatar kingmonkey says:

    “… I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and I pity any killbot who’s not me todaaay!”

  46. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    Some people are just too literal….

    “I’m just a love machine, and I don’t work for nobody but you…”
    An obsession* with plastic surgery goes too far…

    “I want my money back, doc!”

    *This can be made as a reference to LA, Hollywood, Venezuela, or some other surgery-obsessed locale.

  47. error error
    this dress is so not my color

  48. Avatar Nancy says:

    1.Box: The Wizard of Oz Where Are They Now?
    Message: “Just because I’m presumin’ that I could be kind-a-human,if I only had heart…”

    2.Box: Granny from the Beverly Hill Billies Meets the Transformers.
    Message: “Got me a possum for dinner”!

    3.Box: From Senior Citizens Cover Girl Cosmetics
    Message: “New Lash Blast Mascara is a party for your eyes”!

  49. Avatar Alex says:

    1)Box:AXE now for elderly cross-dressin robots!

  50. Avatar Mr, Q says:

    Entry #3

    Caption box: The worlds first robotic Rocky Horror Picture Show fan.


  51. Avatar dhabirunner says:

    BOX: Papa Smurf was forever changed by the surgery
    Caption: I’m the real Slim Shady….

  52. Avatar dhabirunner says:

    Box: If Michael Jackson were alive today
    Balloon: Because this is thriller…

  53. Avatar Bribo says:

    Box: Meanwhile, back at Dr. Cyberon’s lab…
    Bubble: (singing to the tune of “I’ve Got A Brand New Pair Of Rollerskates”) I’ve got a brand new robot chastity belt, you’ve got a brand new key…

  54. Avatar Bribo says:

    Box: Tony Stark’s FIRST sttemt at his super suit of armor…
    Bubble: “I Am Iron Man…nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh-nuh nuh, nuh, nuh…

  55. Avatar Bribo says:

    Box: Little did they know, there was a SERIOUS programming flaw in the Mechano-Grandpa 3000…
    Bubble: “Now THIS is what I call Frock-N-Roll…Be-otches!!!”

  56. Avatar Bribo says:

    Correction on posting 50… OOPS! sttemt = attempt

  57. Avatar Bribo says:

    Box: New to the CW’s Fall lineup…
    Buuble: Hillbillies In Spaaaaaccceeee……

  58. Avatar Alan Bates says:

    1. Nobody expects the Crossdressing Aborgine Cyborg Inqusition! Amongst are weapons are …

    2. Seen here: he original concept art for Robocop before the designers were put into rehab.

    3. Some cultures just do NOT grasp the concept of Santa Clause.

    4. The Borg were never the same after assimilating Eddie Izzard.

  59. Avatar SongBird says:

    Box: How the Tin Man feels after his daily dose of Pennzoil
    Caption: ♪You got me feeling very good, so let’s just keep.on.dancing♪

  60. Avatar hobbit4hire says:

    Box: Unfortunately robot grandpa was just like real grandpa.
    Ballon: “Yoohoo… Who wants to help grandpa find his special part?”

  61. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    box- The George Clinton Android’s Funk chip gets damaged.
    Caption- Rasta-stance is futile!

  62. Avatar spidercow2010 says:

    BOX: And now, the talent portion of the Miss Parallel Universe Pageant…
    BALLOON: Ah’m jest a girl who cain’t say No…

  63. Avatar Coward the Duckhunter says:

    1. Iron man really went overboard when he gave Raggae-man one of his suits.
    2. Originally, this robot was built to wipe out everything within a 3 mile radius with his laser. Then Deadpool started helping with it…..
    3. Caption: Damn, I thought when we threw Raggae-bot down there, we HADN’T given him a laser! Word Bubble: “Ooooooh! Yah put dah lasa in dah scientist an day fall down!”
    4. Caption: Well that robot aging/tranvestite serum seems to have worked…… a little TOO well……
    5. Caption: Don’t worry. After a few more minutes in there with Raggae-bot, Clinton will sing like Black Canary!

  64. Avatar Steve M. says:

    1) Box: Once seen, never unseen. Once heard, never unheard.
    Balloon: Ooohhh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener…

    2) Box: Mah-na mah-na
    Balloon: Doo-doo doo-doo-doo…

    For those who didn’t grow up on the Muppets, here’s a link for the music on that 2nd one:

  65. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    BOX: “The guys thought they’d surprise me for my bachelor party.”

    BALLOON: “Oh, girls, just wanna have fu’un.”

  66. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    The Sentinel Project began to develop a kind of sadism…

    Mutants will be MORE than purged!

  67. Avatar X-stacy says:

    Box: Now for something completely different.
    Balloon: Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine!

  68. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    BOX: “The guys thought they’d surprise me for my bachelor party…”

    BALLOON: “Oh, girls, just wanna have fun.”

    A slight change from the revious entry; mostly just somantics. I just had to see share this one with the word’s in place though.

  69. Avatar Galactic Ketchup says:

    BOX: After centuries on Earth, the once great Decepticon had gone a bit funny…..

    BALLOON: Behold, the Eternal Glory of JETFIRE!

  70. Avatar JonnyDemon says:

    Tiptoe through the Tulips!!

  71. Avatar joel says:

    box: meanwhile, as Gina has her forth beer.
    balloon: form of, a cross dressing robot! (wonder twins reference)

    box: the first attempt at a power puff girl.
    balloon: mucus and disease and everything mentally scaring, why do you ask?

    Box: by the last season, Battlestar Galactica was just getting desperate.
    Balloon: I’m a Cylon!

  72. Avatar joel says:

    box: at the metro-machine uprising.
    balloon: Destroy all humanoids, and look damn good doing it.

  73. Avatar Bob Loblaw says:

    Box: Soon, it had become apparent that Apple was running out of ideas
    Bubble: I AM iTRANNIE

  74. Avatar Seanuz says:

    1. “I’ll bet you can’t find the key to my chastity fan-belt!”

  75. Avatar von Bek says:

    Box: Little Britain 3000 AD style
    Balloon: I’m a laady

    Box: The Looney Tunes re-invention wasn’t going well…
    Balloon: I’m the rootin’est, tootin’est cross dressin’est robot of the west

    Box: Notorious space pirate Jim Slip wish’d he spent more on a programmer
    Balloon: ..sixteen men in a dead man’s dress…

    Box: Luke was having nightmares about Ben and Threepio again
    Ballon: Bless the maker!

  76. Avatar von Bek says:

    Box: Blofeld was hoping his latest creation would confuse Bond enough for a while
    Balloon: Come and get me!

  77. Avatar X-stacy says:

    Box: Something was wrong with the new model…but WHAT?
    Balloon: It’s a mistake, ya ya ya ya!

  78. Avatar X-stacy says:

    Box: Artificial intelligence: less dignified than expected.
    Balloon: Musta been them pills I took!