RP: Husband fail

9 Responses to RP: Husband fail

1. Chuck says:

   May 7, 2010 at 9:16 am

   “Alex, I’ll take ‘What to say to never get laid again’ for a thousand, please.”
2. Owl_Poop says:

   May 7, 2010 at 11:29 am

   Ah, the good ol’ days when men were men and women were broads, and bein’ broad was a good thing! Nowadays, she’d put color on his cheeks for sayin’ that.
3. Mr.MikeK says:

   May 7, 2010 at 11:32 am

   This guy could stand to listen to this song:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipru4c3UPb0

   Take heed my fellow married brethren!
4. EnderX says:

   May 7, 2010 at 4:02 pm

   Now now, gentlemen. Remember, at one time being fat (mildly, at least) was considered a mark of beauty. Owl_Poop has the right of it. (Somehow, I never imagined myself ever saying a sentence like that…)
5. Niall Mor says:

   May 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

   No, honey, that dress doesn’t make you look fat–it makes you look obese.
6. NGpm says:

   May 7, 2010 at 10:33 pm

   Somebody’s been reading Dale Carnegie again …
7. X-stacy says:

   May 8, 2010 at 11:13 am

   Well, if we’re going to be all rational about it, she sounds as though she’s been sick for a long time–surprised to feel fine, amazed she has color in her cheeks–so she had probably wasted down to gaunt frailty. But out of context, a man telling his wife such a thing is inviting himself to sleep on the couch for the rest of his life.
8. EnderX says:

   May 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm

   The couch-sleeping will end that quickly after that? I’m surprised.
9. knight1192 says:

   May 8, 2010 at 10:12 pm

   15 lbs in a minute. So in a little over two hours their going to need a heavy duty forklift to move her. Or a crane.