Caption Contest 74 – Invincilicious

I'm throwing you a bit of a curve ball with this week's Caption Contest, as you'll have to complete the dialog started by a different character in the frame. So yeah, good luck with that! But, if you can come up with the funniest replacement dialog to complete this random comic book panel, you'll win either your portrait or any item you like to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program.

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You have one week, as many entries as you like (for now -- if it gets ridiculous like it did a time or two in the past I'll have to ramp it back down to just three) so long as they're left as a comment or comments to this post, and the very hounds of hell breathing down your neck. OK, that's actually just the other commenters who might beat you to a joke, but you get the idea.

Good luck everyone!

Oh yeah, and keep it clean!

72 Responses to Caption Contest 74 – Invincilicious

  1. 1)Sorry I just wanted to ask you out.

    2)I’m obviously no poking you.

    3)Sorry I thought you were Bellatrix Lustrange

  2. 1) Man…. your ripped!
    2) Tag your it!
    3) Uhh…………

  3. Sol Invictus

    Pardon me…do you have any Grey Poupon?

  4. 1)I am the physical manifestation of Facebook’s new poke application

    2)I’m programmed to dismember red-headed girls. Have you seen any?

  5. Excuse me, I am the polite Spiderman villain. Will you allow me to kidnap you?

  6. 1) Ewwwwwww, you’re all fleshy and gross.
    2) TAG! YOU’RE IT!
    3) Look, I’m an adaptive humanoid machine programmed to experience the tendencies of the male homo sapiens. I have certain…needs.

  7. 1. Poking you, duh…

  8. HalLoweEn JacK

    1. You look run-down. I’m just trying to find the recharge input socket for this battery pack I found in your dresser drawer. Can you show me where it goes?

    2. I was wondering if you’d considered switching providers for your long distance phone service…

  9. HalLoweEn JacK

    3. (here’s a cleaner versions of no. 1) You look run-down. I’m just trying to find your recharge input socket.

  10. HalLoweEn JacK

    4. I just wanted to ask you, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?

    5. I’ve been reading a book on something called ‘cannibalism’. I know you’re not a robot, but can we try ti anyway? It sounds fascinating!

  11. HalLoweEn JacK

    6. I have a question… totally hypothetical, I’m just curious. How can you tell when someone is saying no and actually meaning no and not saying no but actually meaning yes? Oh, and do rape laws apply to toaster ovens?

  12. Breaking my finger against your bony shoulder! Ow, yourself!

  13. “I was wondering if you would like to go to the Robo-a-Gogo Dance next Friday with me.”

  14. 1). Unit is scanning human female for the contagion designated, “Cooties”.

    2). BZZT! I am Truant-Bot and you have been caught skipping school!

    3). Would you believe trying to “phone home”?

  15. “Pardon me, but I was wondering if it’s too much to ask if you would tighten my nuts and bolts.”

  16. “Oh, you have a tan. So, you’re NOT a natural redhead. Great! You just won me $40.”

  17. 1) I was just checking your tendern-I mean nothing.

  18. 4). Through tactile sensation, I’m scanning your bone density to test the theory of “Sticks and Stones”.

  19. 1) Parden me, which way to disney land.
    2) Hey want some candy? Its in my van, come on.
    3) Do you have any oil I’m parched?

  20. #1 IGNORE ME!
    #2 Pardon me miss but my scanners have detected the Invisible man in front of your right hand. I have come to inform you that you cannot do THAT in here.

  21. 4) Apparently I’m making you scream.
    5) You fail the toughness test, chicken.
    6) Excuse me, where do babies come from.
    7) Do you have any jumper cables I’m feeling tired and coffee fries me.

  22. 1) “HELLO CLARICE”

  23. “Robots can’t feel pain. I was checking to see if I was still in ‘sleep’ mode.”

  24. “Well–Hey, you just bent my finger. Now I have to see my BOTacurist again.”

  25. 2) “Are you Sarah Conner?”

  26. “This is An exercise i call ‘Poke The Meatbag'”

  27. “There’s no time to explain! Timmy stuck in the well again!”

  28. 1. It is called a “cootie shot.”

    2. I knew Leia Organa, and you are no Leia Organa.

  29. 1. Poke.

    2. I desire your life force meatbag. Now hold still.

    3. Be quiet, I’m only injecting the cure for your hideously disfigured facial features.

  30. 1. I was wondering…would you happen to be Dorthy? ‘Cause I need a heart…
    2. Allow me to introduce myself…I am C3P0 Human cyborg relations. Oh, you’re a girl. You probably haven’t seen star wars…nevermind

  31. 3. I’m a member of the Haircut police. I’m taking you downtown

  32. 5). Me? I’m breaking the law, baby! The Three Laws of Robotics that is! Byte me, Asimov.

  33. “A pinch and a punch for the first of the month, and no return!”

    “You haven’t seen that bald guy with glasses from the last caption contest, have you? He stole my canary!”

    “I’m sorry, Ma’am, I’m afraid that invisible door is for authorised personnel only.”

    “Excuse me? Miss? There seems to be something seriously wrong with me. I’m talking out of my arm.”

  34. “You got the cooties!”

  35. “In order to attend this school, you must have all appropriate booster shots……all done!”

  36. 1. “Where’s the off switch on this thing?”

    2. “Geez your thin. Eat a burger or something damnit!”

    3. “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!”

  37. 1. “So, if I push the botton on its arm, this thing talks!

    2. “What!? You said: “Keep in touch”!

  38. 1)…You have fleas. I was…Killing them…

  39. DNA Sample in Progress….

    100% DNA match with Michael Jackson.
    Please step back inside your coffin, Mr. Jackson, or I will have to resort to taking your nose.

  40. Remember – Santa loves all children, even redheads.

  41. Say ‘Aaaaaah!’

  42. “I am applying the Hello Kitty tattoo you requested. Hold still or it will end up looking like Nancy Pelosi!”

  43. Oh… nothing.just trying to find where i can penetrate you.

  44. Quiet down! I’m trying to do a tatoo on your arm!

  45. You taste like chicken.

  46. Yup, you’ve had your HPV jab.

  47. Do you have any unwanted or broken gold items? If yes, send it straight away to ‘Webuygoldforcash’and see how much money you could get, now!

  48. 1. do you mind if i plug my cord into your socket?
    2. lets paint the town red!
    3.im the tattoo artist 3,000!
    4. did you found any nuts around here?
    5. did you get that tattoo on L.A ink?
    6. hey it’s Lindsey lohan!
    7. stop your not done charging me up yet!
    8.Excuse me? Miss? my friend was wondering if you can help him turn on!

  49. 1. Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

    2. Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, master.

    3. Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea…

    4. Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days. You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.

  50. 1.I like pokeing people
    2.Well i’m lady gaga and i want to poke your face

  51. 1. Um… NOT trying to suck out your blood?

  52. 1. Wow, you really ARE touchy.

    2. Oh, Sorry some times my mind wander and I don’t know…Hey, did you know that marsupials don’t pay taxes?

    3. I could never figure out why I was so screwed up until I learned that people like you built me….

  53. No one can withstand my Scarlet Static Electricity Attack! TAKE THAT, PUNY HUMAN!!

  54. Oooh, a zit! Let me pop it for you.

  55. Oh thanks Blue Blazer………….

  56. 1. Hmmm, this is not the OFF switch.
    2. YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    3. Yep, your real… for now.

  57. Sorry, just read a duplicate answer for my first entry on the off switch.
    New Number 1. Are you in charge of the car pool?

  58. 1. Trying to figure out if “Earth Girls are Easy”…

    2. Your mother told me to check and see if you were “damaged goods” It looks as though your arm is bruised. She was right in her suspicions!

    3. You’re like Barbie, only ten times as big, twice as annoying, and without a boyfriend. Fascinating…

    4. It seems as though that sitting in front of the tv and watching that Sesame Street marathon has left me with some sort of glitch; Nine zits! TEN zits! HAh! HAh! HAh!

  59. 1) Excuse me madam, but may I suggest a muffin, with a thick layer of butter from yours truly?
    2) I was licking you. What do you think stupid?
    3) Pillsburry Doughboy!

  60. “I was wondering if I could borrow some engine coolant. I’m burning up.”

  61. “This is called “love making” on your planet. Correct?”

  62. Behind my word balloon? Oh, nothing.

  63. I said ‘pull my finger!’

  64. “circle, circle, Dot dot, now you’ve got yer cootie shot”

  65. 1. I was wondering, do humans dream organic sheep?
    2. I’m Rusty Nails. Are you Candy Cane?
    3. Hey, we’re redheads!
    4. I’m checking you to see if you’re done.
    5. I’m testing my taser hand. I guess I should increase the amps.
    6. You have pretty red hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?
    7. Do I really have a chin like Jay Leno?

  66. “Are you my mommy? I was hopping on pop, and he said I should go bother mom.”

  67. 1.I’m pretending to be an Alien, this is how you Probe right?

  68. Danny, you made me laugh with you first one 🙂 that was a very funny one 😀

  69. @Griffin: Thanks!

  70. Darn! The Vulcan Nerve Pinch isn’t working for me!

  71. 1. Is this not how you play poker?

    2. Sleep…sleep…

  72. Warning! Virus Detected!
    Downloading Antivirus Freeware To Rid Virus.
    Virus Scanned And Named As ‘Common Cold’