Caption Contest 74 – Invincilicious

I'm throwing you a bit of a curve ball with this week's Caption Contest, as you'll have to complete the dialog started by a different character in the frame. So yeah, good luck with that! But, if you can come up with the funniest replacement dialog to complete this random comic book panel, you'll win either your portrait or any item you like to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program.

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You have one week, as many entries as you like (for now -- if it gets ridiculous like it did a time or two in the past I'll have to ramp it back down to just three) so long as they're left as a comment or comments to this post, and the very hounds of hell breathing down your neck. OK, that's actually just the other commenters who might beat you to a joke, but you get the idea.

Good luck everyone!

Oh yeah, and keep it clean!

72 Responses to Caption Contest 74 – Invincilicious

  1. Avatar Aaron says:

    1)Sorry I just wanted to ask you out.

    2)I’m obviously no poking you.

    3)Sorry I thought you were Bellatrix Lustrange

  2. Avatar Fred says:

    1) Man…. your ripped!
    2) Tag your it!
    3) Uhh…………

  3. Avatar Sol Invictus says:

    Pardon me…do you have any Grey Poupon?

  4. Avatar DiCicatriz says:

    1)I am the physical manifestation of Facebook’s new poke application

    2)I’m programmed to dismember red-headed girls. Have you seen any?

  5. Avatar Aaron says:

    Excuse me, I am the polite Spiderman villain. Will you allow me to kidnap you?

  6. Blue Blazer Blue Blazer says:

    1) Ewwwwwww, you’re all fleshy and gross.
    2) TAG! YOU’RE IT!
    3) Look, I’m an adaptive humanoid machine programmed to experience the tendencies of the male homo sapiens. I have certain…needs.

  7. Avatar Gero says:

    1. Poking you, duh…

  8. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    1. You look run-down. I’m just trying to find the recharge input socket for this battery pack I found in your dresser drawer. Can you show me where it goes?

    2. I was wondering if you’d considered switching providers for your long distance phone service…

  9. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    3. (here’s a cleaner versions of no. 1) You look run-down. I’m just trying to find your recharge input socket.

  10. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    4. I just wanted to ask you, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?

    5. I’ve been reading a book on something called ‘cannibalism’. I know you’re not a robot, but can we try ti anyway? It sounds fascinating!

  11. Avatar HalLoweEn JacK says:

    6. I have a question… totally hypothetical, I’m just curious. How can you tell when someone is saying no and actually meaning no and not saying no but actually meaning yes? Oh, and do rape laws apply to toaster ovens?

  12. Breaking my finger against your bony shoulder! Ow, yourself!

  13. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I was wondering if you would like to go to the Robo-a-Gogo Dance next Friday with me.”

  14. Avatar Joshua says:

    1). Unit is scanning human female for the contagion designated, “Cooties”.

    2). BZZT! I am Truant-Bot and you have been caught skipping school!

    3). Would you believe trying to “phone home”?

  15. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Pardon me, but I was wondering if it’s too much to ask if you would tighten my nuts and bolts.”

  16. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Oh, you have a tan. So, you’re NOT a natural redhead. Great! You just won me $40.”

  17. Avatar DJ says:

    1) I was just checking your tendern-I mean nothing.

  18. Avatar Joshua says:

    4). Through tactile sensation, I’m scanning your bone density to test the theory of “Sticks and Stones”.

  19. Avatar Alexander says:

    1) Parden me, which way to disney land.
    2) Hey want some candy? Its in my van, come on.
    3) Do you have any oil I’m parched?

  20. Avatar Cybertourk says:

    #1 IGNORE ME!
    #2 Pardon me miss but my scanners have detected the Invisible man in front of your right hand. I have come to inform you that you cannot do THAT in here.

  21. Avatar Alexander says:

    4) Apparently I’m making you scream.
    5) You fail the toughness test, chicken.
    6) Excuse me, where do babies come from.
    7) Do you have any jumper cables I’m feeling tired and coffee fries me.

  22. Avatar Tim says:

    1) “HELLO CLARICE”

  23. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Robots can’t feel pain. I was checking to see if I was still in ‘sleep’ mode.”

  24. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Well–Hey, you just bent my finger. Now I have to see my BOTacurist again.”

  25. Avatar Tim says:

    2) “Are you Sarah Conner?”

  26. Avatar Kevin says:

    “This is An exercise i call ‘Poke The Meatbag'”

  27. Avatar Kevin says:

    “There’s no time to explain! Timmy stuck in the well again!”

  28. Avatar Patrick says:

    1. It is called a “cootie shot.”

    2. I knew Leia Organa, and you are no Leia Organa.

  29. Avatar Mike says:

    1. Poke.

    2. I desire your life force meatbag. Now hold still.

    3. Be quiet, I’m only injecting the cure for your hideously disfigured facial features.

  30. Avatar remy says:

    1. I was wondering…would you happen to be Dorthy? ‘Cause I need a heart…
    2. Allow me to introduce myself…I am C3P0 Human cyborg relations. Oh, you’re a girl. You probably haven’t seen star wars…nevermind

  31. Avatar remy says:

    3. I’m a member of the Haircut police. I’m taking you downtown

  32. Avatar Joshua says:

    5). Me? I’m breaking the law, baby! The Three Laws of Robotics that is! Byte me, Asimov.

  33. Avatar D says:

    “A pinch and a punch for the first of the month, and no return!”

    “You haven’t seen that bald guy with glasses from the last caption contest, have you? He stole my canary!”

    “I’m sorry, Ma’am, I’m afraid that invisible door is for authorised personnel only.”

    “Excuse me? Miss? There seems to be something seriously wrong with me. I’m talking out of my arm.”

  34. Avatar Fyzza says:

    “You got the cooties!”

  35. Avatar Tim K. says:

    “In order to attend this school, you must have all appropriate booster shots……all done!”

  36. Avatar TopHat says:

    1. “Where’s the off switch on this thing?”

    2. “Geez your thin. Eat a burger or something damnit!”

    3. “COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!”

  37. Avatar Malpi says:

    1. “So, if I push the botton on its arm, this thing talks!

    2. “What!? You said: “Keep in touch”!

  38. Avatar hakoon1 says:

    1)…You have fleas. I was…Killing them…

  39. Avatar Fyzza says:

    DNA Sample in Progress….

    100% DNA match with Michael Jackson.
    Please step back inside your coffin, Mr. Jackson, or I will have to resort to taking your nose.

  40. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Remember – Santa loves all children, even redheads.

  41. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Say ‘Aaaaaah!’

  42. Avatar paul says:

    “I am applying the Hello Kitty tattoo you requested. Hold still or it will end up looking like Nancy Pelosi!”

  43. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Oh… nothing.just trying to find where i can penetrate you.

  44. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Quiet down! I’m trying to do a tatoo on your arm!

  45. Avatar Fyzza says:

    You taste like chicken.

  46. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Yup, you’ve had your HPV jab.

  47. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Do you have any unwanted or broken gold items? If yes, send it straight away to ‘Webuygoldforcash’and see how much money you could get, now!

  48. Avatar kyle says:

    1. do you mind if i plug my cord into your socket?
    2. lets paint the town red!
    3.im the tattoo artist 3,000!
    4. did you found any nuts around here?
    5. did you get that tattoo on L.A ink?
    6. hey it’s Lindsey lohan!
    7. stop your not done charging me up yet!
    8.Excuse me? Miss? my friend was wondering if you can help him turn on!

  49. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    1. Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

    2. Commentary: I say we blast the meatbag and save you the trouble, master.

    3. Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea…

    4. Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days. You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.

  50. 1.I like pokeing people
    2.Well i’m lady gaga and i want to poke your face

  51. Avatar Jake says:

    1. Um… NOT trying to suck out your blood?

  52. Avatar Oquies says:

    1. Wow, you really ARE touchy.

    2. Oh, Sorry some times my mind wander and I don’t know…Hey, did you know that marsupials don’t pay taxes?

    3. I could never figure out why I was so screwed up until I learned that people like you built me….

  53. No one can withstand my Scarlet Static Electricity Attack! TAKE THAT, PUNY HUMAN!!

  54. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    Oooh, a zit! Let me pop it for you.

  55. Avatar Fred says:

    Oh thanks Blue Blazer………….

  56. Avatar Nancy says:

    1. Hmmm, this is not the OFF switch.
    2. YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    3. Yep, your real… for now.

  57. Avatar Nancy says:

    Sorry, just read a duplicate answer for my first entry on the off switch.
    New Number 1. Are you in charge of the car pool?

  58. Avatar SongBird says:

    1. Trying to figure out if “Earth Girls are Easy”…

    2. Your mother told me to check and see if you were “damaged goods” It looks as though your arm is bruised. She was right in her suspicions!

    3. You’re like Barbie, only ten times as big, twice as annoying, and without a boyfriend. Fascinating…

    4. It seems as though that sitting in front of the tv and watching that Sesame Street marathon has left me with some sort of glitch; Nine zits! TEN zits! HAh! HAh! HAh!

  59. Avatar Connor S. says:

    1) Excuse me madam, but may I suggest a muffin, with a thick layer of butter from yours truly?
    2) I was licking you. What do you think stupid?
    3) Pillsburry Doughboy!

  60. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I was wondering if I could borrow some engine coolant. I’m burning up.”

  61. Avatar Ghost says:

    “This is called “love making” on your planet. Correct?”

  62. Avatar Rick says:

    Behind my word balloon? Oh, nothing.

  63. Avatar Mkall says:

    I said ‘pull my finger!’

  64. Avatar Val says:

    “circle, circle, Dot dot, now you’ve got yer cootie shot”

  65. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. I was wondering, do humans dream organic sheep?
    2. I’m Rusty Nails. Are you Candy Cane?
    3. Hey, we’re redheads!
    4. I’m checking you to see if you’re done.
    5. I’m testing my taser hand. I guess I should increase the amps.
    6. You have pretty red hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?
    7. Do I really have a chin like Jay Leno?

  66. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Are you my mommy? I was hopping on pop, and he said I should go bother mom.”

  67. Avatar Matt says:

    1.I’m pretending to be an Alien, this is how you Probe right?

  68. Avatar Griffin says:

    Danny, you made me laugh with you first one 🙂 that was a very funny one 😀

  69. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    @Griffin: Thanks!

  70. Avatar Nathan says:

    Darn! The Vulcan Nerve Pinch isn’t working for me!

  71. Avatar BenK says:

    1. Is this not how you play poker?

    2. Sleep…sleep…

  72. Avatar Fyzza says:

    Warning! Virus Detected!
    Downloading Antivirus Freeware To Rid Virus.
    Virus Scanned And Named As ‘Common Cold’