(From “Smash Comics” number 10, 1940.)
Oh, I see! The hero drives a Pinto.
Dang, that’s way better than Uraniummobile. I couldn’t think of an old-school consumer product that later got revealed as deadly, like asbestos, but a Pinto would’ve been perfect. Shoot. I need to start farming these headlines out!
“Quick Kid, you need to make my Sodium and Potassium soup as soon as possible!”
Never mind the itching, that means it’s working!