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(From "Bulletman" number 3, 1941.)
Spider-Man has the Green Goblin.
Batman has the Joker.
Bulletman has the drapes.
“No cause for alarm, citizens. Bulletman was waylaid by some bourbon last night and can’t find his pants.”
lol, good one Anarchangel! I can definitely see that on a cover blurb.
“Jim’s stuck in the drapes!”
“Oh, God…Not again!”
Has this ever happened to you?
“Looks like he’s in a fight with the drapes!”
Of course it has. All new heroes go through an ‘awkward phase’. Heck, it even happens to old pros like Bulletman, on occasion. Simple blunders like this can ruin your reputation in the eyes of those criminals you want to intimidate.
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Fighting with the drapes. Sure, let’s go with that.
Looks like it’s “curtains” for our hero!
You guys are hysterical! Danny, I literally lol’ed on your comment, thanks.
Bulletman’s entangled by the Drapes of Wrath.
3 dead after Bulletman becomes new host of ‘Superhuman Home Makeover’.