Random Panel: How to answer philosophical questions, Batman style

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16 Responses to Random Panel: How to answer philosophical questions, Batman style

  1. Avatar Gero says:

    This makes about as much sense as that picture of Darth Vader pouring water into a glass while standing in a freezing river…

  2. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    I like to think Batman has established a whole new school of philosophy called “Kicking Bears in the Face”-ism. It is a great solution to many of life’s seemingly impossible conundrums.

    “What is the meaning of life? Kick a bear in the face!”
    “Why is there something rather than nothing? Kick a bear in the face!”

    You can see its appealing simplicity.

  3. Avatar TheNate says:

    I have to give this one a “meh.” It’s just not that exciting after seeing Starman hit a bear with a tiger:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__dO31_PK2kE/RfAt00nJ4nI/AAAAAAAAAMI/d2nsDBiRZKw/s1600-h/star4.jpg

    Granted, it’s half as philosophical, but it’s at least twice as awesome.

  4. Avatar Loki says:

    Batman kicked Grizzly-Bear-Santa! Blasphemy!!!!

  5. Avatar Gero says:

    He’s not just kicking a bear in the face, he’s kicking a bear into a Christmas tree, which somehow manages to make it make even less sense than just kicking the bear…

  6. Avatar Tim says:

    This makes no sense, it’s hysterical! Can’t stop laughing. That crazy grin on his face just makes it better.

    @Gero: I have that picture of Vader on my computer 😀

  7. Avatar Tim says:

    http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/images/funny/Batman%20Doesn%27t%20Like%20Chocolate.jpg

    Apparently Batman doesn’t like chocolate.

    (Even though it’s probably a fake strip, still funny though.)

  8. Avatar LongJohn says:

    Damn those Christmas tree Grizzlies!!! They hide well, and you can never find them unless you’re wearing bat costume. I heard that’s what turns those teddies on…

  9. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    Wait, I’m sorry. Did Batman just do a flying kick…into a bear…into a Christmas tree???

  10. Avatar Tim says:

    He sure did 🙂

    Why he did it? He’s not even sure lol.

  11. Avatar Tristan says:

    @Tim(8): I dont think its a fake strip I thinks its from a comic where 2 Face poisens the ice cream.

  12. Avatar TopHat says:

    Abstract. Thats what this is.

  13. Avatar Oquies says:

    I like the angle that batman is at when he kicks. There is no way he will land on his feet. And that looks like a really big Christmas tree to me.

  14. Avatar Xstacy says:

    He’s hanging onto a rope, Oquies. It’s a little hard to see, since it’s blue (probably because it’s a bat-rope), and I have no idea what it could be anchored to, but it’s there.

  15. Avatar PCFDPGrey says:

    I’m sorry, I know this isn’t a caption contest, but I can’t resist:
    “No chipmonk’s gonna spoils Dick’s Christmas THIS year! I don’t care HOW big it is!”