Random Panel: How to answer philosophical questions, Batman style

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16 Responses to Random Panel: How to answer philosophical questions, Batman style

  1. This makes about as much sense as that picture of Darth Vader pouring water into a glass while standing in a freezing river…

  2. I like to think Batman has established a whole new school of philosophy called “Kicking Bears in the Face”-ism. It is a great solution to many of life’s seemingly impossible conundrums.

    “What is the meaning of life? Kick a bear in the face!”
    “Why is there something rather than nothing? Kick a bear in the face!”

    You can see its appealing simplicity.

  3. I have to give this one a “meh.” It’s just not that exciting after seeing Starman hit a bear with a tiger:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__dO31_PK2kE/RfAt00nJ4nI/AAAAAAAAAMI/d2nsDBiRZKw/s1600-h/star4.jpg

    Granted, it’s half as philosophical, but it’s at least twice as awesome.

  4. Batman kicked Grizzly-Bear-Santa! Blasphemy!!!!

  5. He’s not just kicking a bear in the face, he’s kicking a bear into a Christmas tree, which somehow manages to make it make even less sense than just kicking the bear…

  6. This makes no sense, it’s hysterical! Can’t stop laughing. That crazy grin on his face just makes it better.

    @Gero: I have that picture of Vader on my computer 😀

  7. http://www.backwater-productions.net/data_archive/images/funny/Batman%20Doesn%27t%20Like%20Chocolate.jpg

    Apparently Batman doesn’t like chocolate.

    (Even though it’s probably a fake strip, still funny though.)

  8. Damn those Christmas tree Grizzlies!!! They hide well, and you can never find them unless you’re wearing bat costume. I heard that’s what turns those teddies on…

  9. Wait, I’m sorry. Did Batman just do a flying kick…into a bear…into a Christmas tree???

  10. He sure did 🙂

    Why he did it? He’s not even sure lol.

  11. @Tim(8): I dont think its a fake strip I thinks its from a comic where 2 Face poisens the ice cream.

  12. Abstract. Thats what this is.

  13. I like the angle that batman is at when he kicks. There is no way he will land on his feet. And that looks like a really big Christmas tree to me.

  14. He’s hanging onto a rope, Oquies. It’s a little hard to see, since it’s blue (probably because it’s a bat-rope), and I have no idea what it could be anchored to, but it’s there.

  15. I’m sorry, I know this isn’t a caption contest, but I can’t resist:
    “No chipmonk’s gonna spoils Dick’s Christmas THIS year! I don’t care HOW big it is!”