Random Panel: This week on “Underage Voyeur Theater”

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(From "Mystery Men" number 3.)

13 Responses to Random Panel: This week on “Underage Voyeur Theater”

  1. Avatar Hammerknight says:

    Quick open the trap door so we can get inside.

  2. Avatar Worf says:

    “The Green Mask”???? As opposed to “The Blue Suit” or “The Orange Belt”??????

    Now, what I’m really curious about is: What are all the boys so wide-eyed about??? And what kind of “bidding” did JJ make them do???

  3. Avatar TheNate says:

    So … what’s engrossing about the back of the Green Mask’s pants?

  4. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Totally off subject: This is BulletBrutha, Bulletmans’ soul brutha counterpart!

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=165441&l=58e49cafa5&id=1815191475

  5. Avatar Loki says:

    Yes. look at the hypnotic butt!

  6. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    @Danny: Dude, BulletBrutha’s bullet logo looks like . . . um . . . something else. 🙂

  7. Avatar Matt says:

    Is it just me, or do the boys look like munchkins compared to him?

  8. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    @Niall Mor: To me it looks like a bullet.

  9. Avatar Gero says:

    The comic is called “Mystery Men”? Dear god, I hope Ben Stiller isn’t in it…

  10. Avatar DJ says:

    “HEY GUYS! HE HAS A NINTENDO BACK HERE! HURRY! HE ALSO HAS SOMETHING ELSE…I can’t tell what…it looks kinda like a gerb-HOLY CRAP. The Green Mask’s identity is Richard Gere!”

  11. Avatar Denise Adams says:

    That is probably one of the most cringing, pull your knees together, panels I’ve ever seen! I cannot believe that was ever published! Jeff, how do you find these things?!!

  12. Avatar Joshua says:

    After the Green Mask broke up J.J. Fakin’s racket, he also registered him with Sex Offenders.

  13. Avatar Frankie says:

    The Green Mask lured the formally entrapped youths away from Fakin, by useing his special growth ability that allows him to precisely grow at a height that allows his crotch to be just above the head level of young boys.