Caption Contest 64: Headliner!
We’re going to do something a little different for this week’s caption contest. Usually I put up a comic book panel with the words whited out, and you have to try to come up with the funniest or best replacement dialog. But this week, you’re going to do what I do with the Daily Random Panels — come up with the best headline to make the comic book panel below perfect:
So for instance, some possibilities I thought of for this one were “This is the worst fantasy ever!”; “How can I with all this pressure and shouting?!”; “Bad days to forget your thumbtacks”; “Bob’s Last Day as the Green Masked Bulletin Poster”; etc.
The rules are simple:
- All entries must be left as a comment or comments to this post;
- Only three entries per person;
- Keep it appropriate for a general audience, which I usually describe as something that would pass network censors for a prime-time broadcast television program.
The winner will receive either a portrait of their head or any one item they like to be included in the HeroMachine 3 final version. You have one week, so good luck everyone!
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 pm
1. What the new guy in prison should never say.
2. Followed by “Squeal like a pig!”
3. How can I when you’re pointing a loaded gun at me!
November 4th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Tonight on Larry Flint Radio Theater!
November 4th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Three little words to make an conversation awkward.
November 4th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Three little words to make a conversation awkward.
^^^ Grammar fix
November 4th, 2009 at 6:17 am
1.You know the Economy is bad when heroes read for parts in porn movies.
2.While posting fliers for Hair Club for Men.
November 4th, 2009 at 7:16 am
1. I know there’s something wrong with this announcement but…
2. I know there’s something wrong with this ad but…
November 4th, 2009 at 7:56 am
1) Death threats at the tax offices getting more common
2) Busting a communist undercover agent redhanded – A McCarthy story
3) So you made the photocopier run out of paper?
November 4th, 2009 at 8:39 am
The amazing Compliant Man!
November 4th, 2009 at 9:15 am
1. I think you mean “give”…
2. Another hero succumbs to the powers of Dr. Cialis
3. “I’m too busy reading the script to my new movie”
November 4th, 2009 at 9:27 am
All arguments must be preceded by form ARG250ez to be filed in triplicate.
November 4th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Someone always has to ruin it by not wearing a hat.
November 4th, 2009 at 9:43 am
why employers cancel casual fridays
November 4th, 2009 at 10:01 am
3 big pieces of toilet paper…
November 4th, 2009 at 10:39 am
I’ve heard of shotgun weddings, but this is getting ridiculous.
November 4th, 2009 at 11:53 am
a hero forgetting his lines
November 4th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Just a typical day at the Glenn Beck Show on Fox News.
November 4th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Meanwhile, at the Corleone Sperm Bank…
November 4th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
3.A day at the office with Jeff.
November 4th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Just a typical day at the Keith olbermann show msnbc.
November 4th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Mr.green with the revolver in the alley
November 4th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Still waiting for the Viagra to kick in.
November 4th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Study: 99 Percent of Superheroes Not Bullet-Proof
November 4th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Deep down, the Green Bandit knew someone was going to try to make a political joke out of this.
November 4th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
They really were ugly recruiting posters. But who was he to argue with the Mob?
November 4th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
1. Jack’s latest adult film adopted a new style of shoot and run, though Jack didn’t intend for it to be so literal.
November 4th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Why superheroes shouldn’t play “Simon Says.”
November 4th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
1. Inner monolouges gone wrong.
2. And the number one thing a super hero doesn’t want to hear in the bedroom…!
3. 24 goes porn
November 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Ahh, super-porn, good times, good times.
November 4th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
When Saying Things Out Loud is Horrid Thing to Do.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:55 am
2. Freud would say that he is also attracted to his mother.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
1. Awkward Moments in Gun Robberies
2. Priorities, Priorities
3. Things You Never Want to Hear when Holding a Guy’s Hand.
November 5th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
“Hey,that’s what my wife said last night.”
November 5th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
“Book Publisher’s Gone Bad”
November 5th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
This advertisement is brought to you by GlueGoo Paper.
“Don’t let your Office Hero be without it!”
November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
That’s What She Said
November 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
1.) Failed Bat-Signal Projectioist
November 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
2.) Failed Self-Kidnapping Attempts
November 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Baw-chica-chica-wa-wa!
November 7th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Random Panel: When buying a drink beforehand would’ve helped the situation.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
When ‘Superheroes’ soil themselves.
November 7th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
1. Great Moments in Two-Sided Negotiations
2. Eleven-and-a-Half Reasons Why You Should Surrender
3. It’s the [I]Perfect[/I] Time for an Argument!
November 7th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Hey Jeff, since I peg you for the kind of guy who gets a laugh out of Tom Waits (or at least someone old enough to know about him in his heyday), here’s another one:
Random Panel: It looks like the Piano isn’t the only one that’s been drinking around here.
For the rest to make sense of that, just watch the amusing song at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8
November 8th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
1. What heroes have to do if they want to survive in Hollywood.
November 9th, 2009 at 12:07 am
1. Great moments in subtle diversions.
2. For everyone who wondered why Mr. Anderson got fired as the debate coach.
3. Although he tried his best, Gay Charlie just couldn’t get into the gangster racket.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“Pimp my Zoro discusses viewer ratings.”
November 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
3. Johnny the Hampster starts arguments about poster placement with his gun.