Caption Contest 63

Usually when I do these caption contests, I have at least some idea of what I would put if I were entering, but not so this week:


Definitely some interesting bits to work with there, though, you have to give me that! Anyway, your challenge is to fill in the missing dialog with your own invention. Funniest entry wins either any item of their choice or a caricature of themselves to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program!

All entries must be made in the comments to this post, and you can only enter up to three times. Also, please keep it relatively clean. I’ll choose a winner next Tuesday, so until then, good luck!

49 Responses to Caption Contest 63

  1. “Hey Pumpkin you ain’t getting into that pie.”

  2. “Great Pumpkin, it’s you at last.”

  3. “Hey you’re not a member of the Smashing Pumpkins, get back in line.”

  4. “Dude….Watchmen smiley face? Fail…Epic fail

  5. This’ll teach you to rollback prices.

  6. “Let’s see what you say about no employee dental coverage after THIS!”

  7. “oh, my mistake. I thought you were a delicious, nutricious pear…”

  8. “…and where do you think YOU’RE going? That mask won’t stop you from paying the cover charge!”

  9. Avatar song_bird2103

    “You can’t rape the willing, and this guy’s smiling, so that’s gotta count for something.”

  10. 1. Girl, where did you get those bitchin’ thigh highs?

    2. Hey, your pet crocodile/warthog thingy just coughed up a big “POW!”! What have you been feeding your pet, alphabet soup?

    3. Don’t you just love it when the National Association for the Colorblind throws a costume party?

  11. Avatar song_bird2103

    1. “You can’t rape the willing, and this guy’s smiling, so that’s gotta count for something.”

    2. Simon says, “FROWN!”

    3. WHAT about my girlfriend kissing your “banana”?!

  12. “Hey you! My fist has something to say to you!”

    “Wipe that smile off you face!”

    “This was my favorite pair of yellow tights! How dare you turn my leg orange!”

  13. trick or treat jack

  14. lets put a frown on that face!

  15. aren’t you a little to old for Halloween?

  16. Avatar StrangezThingez

    1. Let’s wipe that look off that face of yours!

    2. Oh, don’t give me THAT look!

    3. I’ll MAKE you smile “ear to ear!”

  17. 1- “Alright punk,you’re going to tell me where your boss Jack the Pumpkin king is hiding Santa!”

    2- “Hah! I told you I’d find someone with a costume sillier then mine!”

  18. 1#: Gumby!! You cheating @#$%^&* I’ll Kill you!!!

  19. 1) This is the worst, the most annoying Pac Man costume I’ve ever seen!
    2) Paperbag-over-the-head-man, I’ve come to rescue you from Attractive Woman and her henchcroc.
    2) Guys, leave her! It’s _my_ turn now!

  20. Avatar dementedtheclown

    1) I Have Good News, I Just Saved A Bunch Of Money On Your Car Insurance By Switching To Geico.

    2) Your Getting A Little Too Happy With My Wife, Bubb

    3) Hey! Nice Shorts, We Must Have The Same Tailor.

  21. Hey, did anybody else take the brown acid?

  22. 3- “Quit pushing! You’ll get to eat some of the villain after I’m done!”

  23. Excuse Me! Coming through! Clear the men’s room! Taco Hell Emergency!!!

  24. “So you think you can dance? Not with my girl! And the same to you Smiley!”

  25. “Oh can’t you see that she’s mine? We’ve been together for a long long time, and yet they try so very hard to pull us apart. But we don’t care what they say – we’re gonna keep on lovin this way…”

  26. “Honey, you KNOW I love my Fight Club! I’ll get a ride home with one of the guys later!”

  27. “You weren’t kidding about the ‘killer’ halloween party favors at this place, were you?”

  28. “Dosing the punch was NOT funny and NOT cool!

    Okay, maybe a little bit cool. I mean, wow, man. Can I get the number for your dealer?”

  29. honey dear please stop staring at his banana and blueberries

  30. 1. Black light. Now blue light.

    2. Well excuuuuse me princess!

    3. Fist plus face equals brand new crocodile handbag! My mom is going to love this one.

  31. It’s true … no matter how they look, singers always get the girl!

  32. take my candy corn you son of a bitch

  33. 1. SmileyMan?! If you think I’m gonna finish off these bad guys while you go fool around with Ms. Damsel there, you’ve got another thing comin'”

    2. Did you even check yourself out before you left the lair? Sober up man!

    3.Hey! Where do you think you’re taking her? I called dibs. Dude, Respect… the DIBS.

  34. 1. why so serious
    2. your turn smiley
    3. im going to hit you into the next panel

  35. “One way or another, I shall win the Bad Costume Contest!”

  36. Hey!!!!You’re not Hugh Jackman!!!!!

  37. 1. “Take this PAC-MAN! I’ll munch pills in a dark” in MY own time!”

    2.”Question, why is a hooker, a crocodile man… thing and a man with a pumkin on his head robbing a bank?”

  38. 1. Good Lord … are you a Rob Liefeld creation?

    2. I’ll show you … I can punch my way out of a paper bag!

  39. “Pow! Your mutant henchman goes down with one punch as I grab you by the collar, setting you up for Lady Diva to stare right through your soul, Dr. Yellowface.”

  40. “Why don’t you take this Scooby-Doo weregator ghost and chow down on some hamburgers, Jughead. Veronica’s my girl.”

  41. “Hey, ‘Sweetie’. Watch me beat down on these two goofs just because they are different from me. That will show you what kind of guy I am.”

  42. first their was a gator henchmen wow pow.then there’s a hooker sleeping up right in the room (note to self call her later) And finally the master mined behind all this is
    Rob Liefeld wearing a horrible scooby-doo villain outfit.

  43. “Give me back my color combination!”

  44. “Now you must bear witness as my right leg inexplicably turns…ORANGE!”

  45. “Soylent Green is people!!!!”

  46. 1. Vulcan Nerve P–crap, that’s not it. Vulcan Nerve–crap. Vulcan–CRAP!

    2. Sir, I’ll keep these two busy while you get to the Screwdrivermobile and switch heads. Wait–remember, Frowny-Face Phillips! FROWNY-FACE PHILLIPS!

    3. Dammit, Frank! The lampshade doesn’t make you funny OR charming!

  47. Look, Just because one of my legs is significantly smaller than the other, does not mean you get to laugh at me! Stop smiling already!!!

  48. 1) Gimme your underwear!

  49. 2) Sorry to interrupt your dance, but can you tell me what the hell this thing behind me is?!