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“He’s a little tall to be a midget, but what the hell”
Coolest. Dad. EVER!!!
Just remember, use protection, no rough stuff, and make it snappy. I’ve got to get him home by nine.
“Oh, gee thanks dad. Now I do it like with the mommy”?
“Dad? She has breasts, but no cleavage.”