I had a hard time choosing between this one and the First Runner Up:
- TheNate: "Gas cloud near my head? Only a blundering fool would miss that."
I think they both did the best job of incorporating Mystery Ninja's line in a way that was funny and not so forced. Ultimately, I went with FishPants because he had a higher joke density -- "Confused Ninja" makes me laugh as much as the idea of this guy calling himself "Blundering Fool", possibly the greatest sidekick name ever.
Other great entries included:
- Michael: No worries sir he’s my new sidekick, Gassy.
- Patrick: What makes you think I ate the kryptonite laced bean dip meant for Superman?
- Whit: Nothing to worry about, boss. The Phantom Broccoli HATES the colour red!
- Greft: “Yes sir. It took quite a few rolls of duct tape, but the windows are sealed from a terrorist attack.”
Many thanks to everyone who entered!